Los Angeles Game Updates
Game Updates/Player Stories
The Best of the Best - Tournament Champions - StreetWars LA 2006
April 25, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 7:32 PM
And so, finally the winners of StreetWars LA are revealed to the public...
STREETWARS LOS ANGELES 2006
Chi Squad - Best Kill Video
Ummm...hit "play" to peep the video, retard.
STREETWARS LOS ANGELES 2006
Agent JS - Best "Kill" Story
HOW TO "DESSERT" YOUR ASSASSINS
~ OR ~
TEAM I4I EATS HUMBLE PIE
STREETWARS LOS ANGELES 2006
Agent BK - Most Kills:5
Agent NB
Agent RL
Agent TS
Nexus Assassins - Agent DS
Agent DB
All took out by the hand of BK.
All excellent competitors...my respect...but, like Highlander, there can be only one.
One person to rise to the top.
The cream of the crust.
The Last Man Standing and Champion of the 2006 Los Angeles StreetWars Tournament...
[Click the Link, Sucka.]
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Where The Supreme Commander At?
My Vacation and The End of The Internet
April 24, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 9:39 AM
Ahhhh…
It is nice to be back.
Pardon for the absence, but I took a much needed vacation...
After the shock and slow recovery from my death, my pain and ire was significantly increased by an attack on the Shadow Government mainframe computer by representatives of Kim Jong-Il and the DPRK.
I became SO FRIGGIN angered at the internet’s douchebaggery that I was seriously about *this* far away from pulling the plug on the entire internet...but I thought of you my assassins...
I thought of you, unceremoniously dumped back into the humdrum existence of your everyday lives, sitting in front of your computers at your places of employment, wasting precious company time surfing the internet for mild diversions...and my heart melted...how could I take your lives as assassins AND the simple pleasures of the internet away from you in one fell swoop?
Even my cold, black heart is not that unfeeling.
And so, I decided to remove myself from the situation, chill out a bit and go to my island in the South Pacific, away from all technology, and recharge and recover there, in the company of my full harem.
I have returned invigorated and drained of a significant amount of semen.
With my return, there shall be more postings…finally giving closure to the Los Angeles tournament.
There is much that was not fully revealed and posted during the course of the game…it shall be revealed in these forthcoming postings...
Tomorrow morning you will have the list of LA tournament winners, along with a video, a story and pictures.
Now, you will have to make do with laying your eyes upon the words that won for Best Story.
Enjoy...
Snacky Cakes
New Beginnings...
April 11, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 7:55 AM
Hello again…
Thanks for coming out to the Drinkathon on Sunday…I’m pleased to hear that many of you were unable to make it to work the next day…and I have heard numerous stories of people taking work naps in stairwells and bathrooms. I applaud your exhaustion.
It was truly a pleasure to meet those of you that came out and to get drunk with you…liquor rarely tastes so sweet than in the company of worthy assassins.
I thank you for your company…and for all the fine wettings you gave me.
So…how does it feel now?
4 weeks of action, paranoia and copious amounts of liquor and now it is all over…no more hunting, no more being stalked…everything goes back to normal, though hopefully you still keep up with the drinking…
And while you drink your liquor from your fine stemware come read a few more stories and peep some pictures for the last days of the game and the party…
Indeed, I will be posting more stories and pictures in the next few days, as well as a page chronicling the winners of the various awards…give you a chance to wean yourself slowly from the crack that is Streetwars…
And now, once again player stories…
[And this evening - The Death of the Supreme Commander - ]
Game Updates/Player Stories
Game Over, Man!
April 9, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 1:56 PM
We have a winner.
Who?
You'll just have to come to the wrap party, tonight at 8pm at:
Belmont Cafe
747 N. La Cienega Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90069
310 659 8871
All will be revealed there...
Where The Supreme Commander At?
Death March
April 8, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 11:21 PM
Ok.
You guys are either punk-ass bitches or bitch-ass punks, the whole friggin' lot of you.
I'm gonna make this shit MAD easy for you...
In about 20 minutes I'm going on a 1 mile walk from the Downtown Standard hotel to some party.
Come and get me bitches.
Oh...
And de-viginize your eyes with some hotel room action.
Where The Supreme Commander At?
Room Number #
April 8, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 10:17 PM
1105
Bring liquor.
Oh...we'll be moving eventually, I'll let you tools know where we're going before we move.
I want to die tonight.
Where The Supreme Commander At?
So a Priest and two snack cakes walks into a...
April 8, 2006 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 8:19 PM
Supreme, still high and dry, chilling with the Chi Squad.
Come and get us suckas!
Where The Supreme Commander At?
Sundries
April 8, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 3:48 PM
I've given you so many clues, but you continually bore me. And this room is beginning to stink of cheap sex and booze, and so I must roll... I will give you another hint.
I'm taking a little field trip to a local discount retailer, you know the one... Target? I'll be the one strolling between the one-hour photo and the lubricant section.
see you at the checkout suckas!
Where The Supreme Commander At?
Sick Room
April 8, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 3:26 PM
I'm sick as fuck and yet I still came to see you tools...but it seems yer too lazy or too domb to find me...
Here's some intel on my room number:
Bavaria
1776
Clandestine organization
Where The Supreme Commander At?
Lowering the Standard.
April 8, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 9:41 AM
Frankly, I'm disgusted.
Your attempts at soaking me are, shall we say, unimpressive. I've been running in the streets, shouting, "here I am! The Supreme Commander! Come and get me, you pathetic excuses for assassins!"
But nothing.
So, in the interest of moving the game along, I'm going to hook you up with another piece of the puzzle:
Your royal Supremeness is comfortably ensconsced in the Standard.
Lay siege, bitches.
Another piece of long-delayed intel - the wrap party will be at
Belmont Cafe
747 N. La Cienega Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90069
310 659 8871
I expect you all to lay out your best women and blow. To recap for all you lazy muthafuckas that haven't been paying attention, you can expect:
Original kill order revealed, with everyone's pictures posted on a wall, so you can see just who WAS Kobra Kai, and how far were you removed from say... BK.
Awards ceremony
Free make out sessions with the Stache (and Supreme will be accepting HJs)
Hopefully one of you will have shown sufficient brains and sack to have actually made an attempt on me by then.
Contact your Shadow Governement Official: liveinfear@streetwars.net