Special Communications
Back In NYC...
March 14, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 10:54 AM
Ahhh...nice to back back home, ensconsed by fine velvet and finer women...
That said, I have to admit I did enjoy your fine city for the short time I was there...though once I complete my takeover of LA, the first thing I'm gonna do is add some more fucking street signs and directions...driving up in your piece is a bitch fo' reals.
But I digress...I just wanted to assure you that I got home safe (I know you were worried) and that I am just now using the MASSIVE computing power of the Shadow Government mainframe and compiling kills and answering your RE-Tarded questions via voice recognition software (yah, like you though I was gonna be typing and mess up my beautiful soft hands...pffft...my hands are used for only 5 things: Wettin', Drinkin', Countin' Gold, Pleasuring Women and flippin' suckers off after I wet them, drink their liquor, take their gold and/or please their women.
Indeed.
So, rest yer pretty little heads safe in the knowledge that kills will be posted soon and all yer questions/issues you took the time to write to me about will be answered soon as well.
Now wait...
I'll be done soon enough...
Kissees!
Supreme Commander
Shadow Government
Comments
Is that right Agent Bek? I don't think your so called "good times" will be lasting too much longer. Either the wrath of ninja liquid or fire crotch will consume you shortly.. not sure which one. YOU WILL SUFFER!!! MUAHAHAHAH!
Posted by: Chicken of the sea at March 14, 2006 12:54 PM
more street signs and directions? humph! get a GPS installed in that limo of yours if you can't handle our streets
Posted by: Katie at March 14, 2006 1:51 PM
First off, Chicken, where did you score that ninja liquid..i thought that stuff was exclusive to me only. (looks like i'll have to take care of my supplier after I dispose of some garbage, a.k.a. The GeighDinosaurs..)
anyway, back to the scary stuff I was going to post.....
"Death within ten paces?" Shit, with this thing I'm death within 100 paces! Don't get too close.
Posted by: goddamnninja at March 14, 2006 2:18 PM
Just curious, have all targets received their packets yet?
I'd hate to soak anyone before they were fully engaged in the game. Not that I'd cry or anything.
On a side note, I took a shower today. Too bad for you suckers that my showers will be the only time I'll be getting wet for the next two weeks (cause in two weeks, there will be noone besides myself left dry).
Posted by: soakthis at March 14, 2006 2:38 PM
Yo bia-bia! Maybe you could stop playing with yourself long enough to GIVE ME SOMEONE TO ASSASSINATE! Fo reals yo- shooting people in the face is only cool when they know that they're in the game. I need to wet some suckas down!
peace on the eastside
Posted by: Agent Freebase at March 14, 2006 2:45 PM
I haven't received an assignment either. E-mail sent. Please reply.
Posted by: donkey dick at March 14, 2006 5:05 PM
Assassins who did not make the meeting point this weekend have not received their dossiers. They will be receiving them in the next few days. Miss your pick up, your loss biotches.
Posted by: Agent Red at March 14, 2006 6:09 PM
Hey, why does this page have the headline "San Francisco Game Updates"?
Posted by: soakthis at March 15, 2006 1:56 AM
You mean you don't even know which game you're playing in? Oh, trouble will find you, friend.
Posted by: poseidon at March 15, 2006 2:40 AM
Contact your Shadow Governement Official: liveinfear@streetwars.net
Good times Good times!!
Posted by: Agent Bek at March 14, 2006 11:54 AM