Game Updates/Player Stories
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March 23, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 8:20 AM
I was just about to carve my face into the moon with a laser and then I realized that I hadn't updated the blog - I actually care about you guys this much - and I decided to do the moon carving some other time so I could hit you guys off with a lil update and some stories.
Aren't I freakin' sweet?
By now, those of your that are left are probably feeling mentally exhausted, you're dropping your guard now and then...growing confident in certain areas, probably beginning to fall into a pattern on your way to and from work...
How do I know this?
I too was once an apprentice assassin...I went through the same training as you did. Granted, I did a much better job of it...but still...I was once where you are. My advice - keep sharp, never let your guard down...the second you think you are safe is the second you're gonna get taken out. The field is dwindling daily...
Now I must to talk that scientist dude that was gonna hook me up with that totally sweet moon portrait to start the project over again...all thanks to you...sigh...I hope yer happy.
Ah, yes...there's a few of them player stories too...enjoy.
Death 2.0 ran a liquid software upgrade on Agent JG's lifedrive. System corrupted. JG wet.
The lone Spritz Pistol let fly a hot load (of water, of course) all over Agent JP's face. Bukkaked by water. Bye Bye Agent JP.
Kobra Kai Killer is a fucking one man ninja clan. Using his considerable stealth and tracking skills, he took out one of the (not so) arid Aquamarines. Semper Die, kids. I have a feeling KKK g'wan be aiming for another one of you cats soon...if you truly leave no man behind (hehehe...behind...) you will be joining yer fallen teamamte soon...
After days od drunken debauchery, Agent CH finally got sober enough to wet up Agent HH. CH went right back to drinkin afterwards - respect.
Oh hello. Have you all met the motherfucking kill leader Agent Oneshot BK? If not, likely you will soon. This freakin' MONSTER of a man is putting all you punks to shame. He is playing solo. He has 5 kills, one of which was a team. This cat is a one man Mesoscale Convective System and Agent DB was just in the eye of the storm.
The Flaming Dragons snuffed out the life-fire of Agent GL with a single stream from their little pistols.
Agent Thomas went fucking Delta Force on Agent LH...ain't no Black Hawk Down here...the only casualty was LH.
JF rocked his 3rd kill...catching up a bit to BK, by waxing Agent MG like he was the Karate Kid in training.
The Arcane Apaches waxed one of the most inventive Agents amongst you, Agent DM. This is the cat that made remotely detonated soaking devices and hooked 'em up to people's cars. Hm. I wonder if he will hook you up with the technology if you can find a way to contact him...
- Just so you know, I'm holding on to a couple of great stories for tomorrow...and I'll be giving you a little gift later today...
Until then, enjoy some stories...
Supreme Commnander
Shadow Government
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Agent B "Oneshot" K strikes again! I just added DB as another notch on my bullet belt. After hours of staking him out at his work,
infilitating high security at Fox Sports, I made my way to the large second floor he works on. Keeping one eye on him at all time I blended in like any employee at Fox, finding things to do while watching him. Barely making it on to the smae elevator as Drew, he made the deadly error of trying to get to his car in the parking lot. I exploited the parking lot loophole and much to his surprise I killed him at close range with the intimacy only a professional knows.
Another card for the bulletin board.
BK
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I shot JP([REDACTED]) this morning in his apartment.
He came out of the bathroom at 9.10 a.m. and got shot in his living room.
Why would his roommate leave their front door unlocked?
Viva la Shadow Governmente,
E.
a.k.a. Spritz Pistol
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2nd Place? FUCK THAT! BK? Buckin' Chicken, the Kobra Kai Killer is
comin' after you.
Supreme Kommander, let me have it my way and let me at him!
Oh yeah, the Kobra Kai Killer may not be addicted to nicotine, but
he's smoking fools left and right.
Agent NSC won't be bringing presents this year. Team Aqua Marines are short one butt pirate.
Kobra Kai Killer
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I present the story of the fall of agent HH.
I didn't think I'd have this much stress in my life right now. Trying to hunt somebody down solo, stealth-style while simultaneously evading the attackers that may or may not be coming is a much more
nerve-wracking experience than I anticipated. The lack of sleep, the
missing of work for stalking - it's beginning to take a toll. Does
everybody feel this way? Or just everybody still alive?
I began surveillance on my subject lightly, driving by his house a few times and hiding behind the fence in the hopes that he'd make the cross from his front door to his ridiculously nice car. Once, walking around the block to see if the lights were even on, I got flagged down by a guy walking quickly around the corner. I froze with my hand on my piece on the inside of my coat, but he didn't make any moves, so I relaxed a bit. It turned out he just wanted me to buy him a 40 of High Life at the 7-11; they'd caught him stealing before. I figured this stakeout was a bust anyway, so I went and bought him the liquor. At least both our nights weren't total busts. Another night I went up to the next door neighbors to inquire, but I got the cold shoulder. Damn.
Realizing that his house was going to be quite the nut to crack
without a lot of stakeout time, I went to case his work area. Luckily, his office was ON a parking lot, so anywhere from his car to his stairway was fair game. I also discovered a contact hidden deep within his base. Using this all-seeing, all-knowing informant, I knew I could easily get the drop on him before he managed to claw open the door of his office. As I rolled up to make my first attempt, I saw his car parked about 40 feet away from the door, right next to the wall of bushes. Trying for the sneaky surprise attack, I found a pathway that led into the bushes covering the hill across from his office door. I made my way through odd tunnels, crawling through the detritus of angst-ridden film students' secret drinking spots, until I could make my way down the hill. Sliding into a spot that provided good views of the lot and the doors to the office, I scanned for his car. There were some vans in my way, so I figured it didn't really matter, I could just wait until he came out the door and watch the direction he took. My man on the inside told me he left at 5:30, so I settled into my perch at 4:30 in the event of early departure.
Hours begin to roll by ever so slowly with no sign of my mark. Every
door that opens jolts me upright in my hiding spot. The sun goes down. It begins to rain. Still I wait. I have to pee like crazy. I
consider trying some weird twister shit, rolling over to pee from a
pushup position, but abandon it when some more doors open. Still
nothing. More waiting. There are no discernible lights on in the
office. Still I wait; I'm sure that this next minute will bring my
opportunity for soaking. Finally, at 7:30, I call it a wrap and jump
out of the bushes, startling some film-dorks talking heatedly about
Fassbinder. I almost wet them out of sheer grumpiness, but I don't
want to make my presence felt any more than I already have. I decide
to take another shot the next morning.
On the way home I drive by his house just to see, and the goddamn car
is in the driveway behind the fence! He must have left really early.
Slacker.
Now in my heightened state of awareness, I'm exceedingly paranoid
about someone getting the drop on me. I check my rearview constantly
for tails, I give total strangers "the slip" using alleys, just to be
safe, I circle my block three times before getting to my apartment, and even then, I find a new street and hop two fences to get in the back way. If somebody IS tailing me, I hope they're damn confused at this point. I'm writing this email solely by the light of the monitor, as I don't want them to see any other lights.
All that said, I haven't seen hide nor hair of my assailant(s). No
calls, no cruises, nothing. I hesitate to even mention that because I don't want to draw more random heat, but it's very trying. I suppose the first time my target saw me was today, so somebody could be right on my ass.
This morning I roll out of bed at 6:30, knowing that my mark will
arrive for work at 9:30 like clockwork. I arrive at the film school at 7:30 (an assassin's morning ablutions take time) and stake out the
empty lot, trying to find the perfect place to hide between his
projected parking spot and his door. It's tough, because the office is a portable unit dropped on to a parking lot, so the spots are really close. I decide to pack my largest gun for maximum distance, though I don't want it to be a snipe. I want it to be up close and personal. I would prefer to use a water dagger, but I don't think ice counts and my waterpik got jammed on my retainer.
I pick an even better spot in the bushes, almost spitting distance to
the office. I'm wearing a large dark coat which covers most of me
nicely and blends with the ground because it fucking rained all night
last night. I go back to my car to get some plastic to sit on, pause
to reflect at my dedication, and crawl up in to the bushes once more.
At around 8, cars begin to roll in, some coming so close to me I'm
shocked they don't see me curled and cramped in the foliage. I
couldn't be happier with the position, it's close to the ground so I
can spring out and scare the shit out of him, and the sun's behind the building, so the shade doubles my cover.
Around 8:30 I have to take a shit, which is very annoying because I
just took one 20 MINUTES AGO but I guess this is how the stress affects me. I tough it out, distracting myself with the logistics of jumping out of this tangled briar patch without falling on my ass. People are continuing to come in, but no sign of dear ol' HH yet. I grow extremely nervous when the goddamn sun decides to come out from behind the building (cursed rotation of the earth!), but it doesn't seem to have much of an affect as people are continuing to park at my feet without looking up. One well-dressed woman inexplicably goes up to the dumpster and looks around before going back to her nice car and driving away. Spotter, or crazy lady? I'll never know.
9:30 comes and goes, no target. I would be cursing quite loudly if I
didn't need to stay hidden. I have a meeting at 11, but I stay until
10:30, the longest I can go and still make it to Glendale on time. I
call my contact-
ME: Is he even fucking there?!
DEEPTHROAT: Yeah. Oh, wait, let me check. No, he's not here yet.
I'll find out when he'll get in.
ME: Your shitty intel has failed me for the last time!
DEEPTHROAT: (choking sounds) He... gets in... at.... one....
ME: That's better.
I make my meeting, and bolt back to the school at noon. I can't get
back in the bushes without being noticed, so I formulate a plan b,
taking a spot on a bench above the lone road up the hill. I whip out
my notebook and try to look as pasty and prone to navel-gazing as
possible for camouflage. Car after car goes by, and I'm starting to
lose hope. I tell myself, "It HAS to happen now. There is no turning back. He has to die RIGHT NOW," which bolsters my resolve a little.
Finally, his fancy-ass Mercedes rounds the corner, and my body
trembles with joy and anticipation. I wait til he's past, then bolt
towards the parking lot he has to head to. I see him pull into a spot behind a van, right in front of the door. Clever boy, I think. I use the new cover to near-run to close the distance. I slow up until I hear his door slam, and then he's there, out from behind the van. I notice he's got two bags of videogames or something in his hands, which makes me hesitate for a second, cause I will shit myself if someone wets my new copy of FFXXIII or whatever they're up to now. Also, he doesn't look exactly like the dossier picture I have for him, so I say his name like I haven't seen him in a while. He looks up, and freezes as I pull out my cannon and dispatch him to Davy Jones' Locker, taking care to avoid the sacks of electronics which prevent him from putting up a defense.
He's so shocked, I can't help but feel for him. I clap him on the
shoulder and tell him that he should show up to the Drinks For the Dead to stay involved. He hands over his card and his information on his target, and I'm off like a shot, feeling the intense relief and joy that comes from finally killing someone.
All in all, it wasn't that pretty of an assassination. I had intended it to be John Woo but it came out Jack Ruby. I suppose sometimes you just have to let the kills happen the way they want to happen. Regardless, I've got two cards now and I intend to keep both of them. Hopefully I can get enough to where I can string them together like a necklace of ears.
END TRANSMISSION
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Life seems so much duller, now that I'm dead. No peering over my shoulder. No more cautious entrances and back door routes. No more stairs on the way up and down. No more checking the peephole.I got out of the car and walked all the way around to the other side, didn't do a walk through with my gun in hand or check around corners. I took my time getting out, and made sure I got everything. I waited at the elevator, even though there were people around and it was taking a while. Now this water gun on my hip is starting to chafe. It occurs to me for the first time in over a week that I may look just a bit silly with this thing on.I went to the roof and had a cigarrette. I checked my mail before coming up. And now that I'm in my apartment, I'm bored. Dying puts a damper on everything.
I guess thats what you get for letting your guard down. Thats how you get hit with a water baloon in the parking lot. Didn't stay on the curb on the way to the car, I even set it on the roof and looked around to taunt anyone that might be around. There were no cars for 30 feet and no clear angles, anyone with a water gun would have had to come out and tipped me off, and I had superior firepower. Didn't factor in water baloons, dumbass. They travel in soundless archs while your back is turned. They splash your shoes and kill you. Now you gotta give your ID over to this tool box. No shoot out, no taunts, no threats. No new target.
No more avoiding the lobby. No more excuses to not do your laundry, or take out the trash. No more hiding out. No more checking your six and shaking a tail. No more lingering in the shadows tracking a mark. No more stakeouts in the car, or dinner across the street from the marks house. No more fun. Just work again.
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Supreme Commander,
This is JS of team Flaming Dragon, emailing to confirm with u the kill of agent GL, also known as Da Spidermonkey on various of ur bullettin boards. I picked him off at his work Parking Lot. as he was saddling up to go home, i threw a water balloon directly at his feet. When it Burst he knew it was over and put his gun on his car roof. Raised his hands and turned around to congratulate me. He lookd at his feet which appeared dry so as he turned to reached for his gun i sprayed his entire spinal chord with my super soaker point blank. admitting defeat he gave up his card willingly.
Team Flaming Dragon
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Ok, so I haven't made a kill in the first week and so I figure I'm out of the game. Want to post what I actually did do. Learned a lot, will be better next time.
Day 1 - I have a team (4 Aces) so I wait until the leader's are posted.
It's a long work day so this one is a wash.
Day 2. 8AM - Went to target's residence. Shit. Gated townhome.
Slip inside when a car goes in the gate. Double shit... attached
garages. Will have to lure him out if I want to get hime there.
But work calls, so only spend an hour casing the joint.
FROM WORK: Call his work. Receptionist doesn't know his
hours...transfers me to his number, but get answering machine - don't leave message.
10PM - Swing by his home after work. Again slip in the gate
after a car. Neighbor working on car...tell him I am thinking of buying the place for sale and ask a few questions...don't want to tip my hand with target. Watch his place for 2 hours, hoping he will have to take the garbage out or something. Can't think of any way to ring his door that wouldn't be too obvious. Everybody in this complex knows everybody else.
MIDNIGHT - Drive home. Circle the block 3 times looking for
suspicious cars. Park in my driveway, heart pounding. I have a
completely exposed walk down the driveway to get to my front door.
Bombing the obvious hiding places with water ballons, I race to my door, gun ready. No assassin.
Day 3 - 7 AM - Am really hoping to catch the guy on his way to work. At least I would know what kind of car he drives and when he goes in. Nice neighbor gives me code to get in gate. Have to take a break when bladder almost bursts (do real assasins just never have to pee?) Have to get to work again. Think his neighbors are beginning to notice me.....
AT WORK: Call target - number he gave is clearly a
cell. Hang up, can't think of any way to set him up. Check online
white pages and get his home #. Call. Get answering machine. Don't
leave message..
9:30pm - Go by his place again. Am planning to just
break a large plate outside his window and hope he'll come out to be hit before neighbors call police. Get to peak in windows. He has kids. All right....I don't want to scare someone's kids. I hang around for a few hours, then go home .
MIDNIGHT: Home again. NO sign of anybody again. Still flood
all my hidden side yard just in case.
Day 4 -8AM Drive to his work. Nice open parking lot - but large. Call his office. Get answering machine. Leave no message. Does this guy never work? Still not sure what kind of car he drives or when he'll be there.
11PM - Following the same routine to get into my house. Still no sign of assasin.
Day 5 -A long and busy work day - with bad traffic. Try his work on the way out on Friday, but the place is kind of dead. Still no sign of my assassin but can't be too careful.
Day 6 -Saturday. AM Have made an appointment with the realtor in the townhome. Take a friend along. Look at townhome..tour complex. No luck No one home at his place. Neighbor kid says his son has a sports thing.... Figure it will be a while. Lock his garage door from outside.
AFTER LUNCH . . Try delivering "Package" to front door. No
answer.
PM - My assasin makes an attempt! I have left my car door
unlocked. He honks my own horn. Calls and hangs up....rings doorbell. Am forming a plan to divert him with a garage door opening while sneaking up from the back entrance, but by the time my wine addled brain reacts he is gone.
DAY 7 - Sunday. I am totally stumped. Figure an all out go for it is all I've got.
9PM - well after dark. Go by his place. My plan is to just
hang around and see if maybe he will have to leave or take out garbage, but if not, will bang loundly on his childrens' windows and THAT will get him barrelling out of the house. It is VERY quiet. I can't do it. Don't want to give his children nightmares. Knowing that the kids' bedrooms are in the back, I tap on his front window. Wait. Again. Wait. Again. he hollars "who is that?"
I don't answer. Knock again. He shines flashlight out. I knock again. He yells "You better stop that right now or I'm going to call the police" Afraid that maybe I've been really stupid and targeted the wrong house, I call him.
Verify that he is my target. He says I have no right to come to his
house in the middle of the night. That he has children. Again
threatens police and then says he will send his wife out to kick my
ass. I say calling the police isn't the way they game is played and he should just come out shooting. He has as good a chance of getting me - as he has a recessed entry. After some verbal abuse back and forth he pretty much has convinced me he will call the police and that I am scaring his children. I tell him we are not playing the same game. At this point I am pretty sure that if I don't get him tonight I am out of the game. I make decision to concede. I believe that if I wanted to be an asshole, I could just bang on the kids' windows and he would have to come out. Tell him he is a weak jerk for hiding behind his wife and kids, and I'm going home for a drink. I really have given up at this point. Get in my car and drive to the gate. Get out to put the code in. He shoots me. I tell him he's an asshole and I am not playing with him. He asks for my card. I say he really really didn't read the rules, as he can only get his target's card. I go home, don't even look for an assasin, have several drinks and go to bed. Am no longer stalking the asshole.
SO: I SUCK at being an assassin, but am pretty good at being
paranoid. Would love to play again when I'm not working so
hard......would start out MUCH quicker at getting the target. Have to learn to be a lot more devious. Less waiting and more coniving. Lots of respect to all you accomplished killers out there....will catch up on all your exploits when work gets easier.
Thanks for the GAME!!
JN
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Greetings,
I would like to report the wetting of target LH.
The hydration took place shortly before 7:30 pm this evening. Before I can describe how it went down, I'll need to provide some background.
My original target was a man named HB. I staked out H's
apartment and office in hopes of taking the poor, miserable, dry man out.
The first Monday of the game, I waited in the garden across from Hal's apartment for over five hours. Numerous people passed me by, including the owners of the garden, who I am glad did not notice the dark figure lurking in the greenery.
Despite many false alarms, I held fast. Finally, I heard the sound of a water gun pumping. I pushed my body flat against the wall, close to the ground. Suddenly, water came raining down into the garden - the target was taking precaution against a possible hit. Fortunately, the angle was bad and I was spared.
As the target and his lady friend entered the building, I took aim and fired. However, I soon learned that the man was not my target. The two people were my target's roommate and girlfriend. They invited me inside and we chatted for a while. Nice people. However, they now knew my hiding spot and also knew what I looked like. I thought I was in for a tough, tough time.
Fast forward to Sunday and suddenly I'm given a new target - the girlfriend, L. While I knew it was a disadvantage that she had met me, I thought I could maybe turn that in my favor.
Dressed in running gear, black warmup pants and windbreaker, I sat down on the stairs near my target's apartment. Soon enough, the door opens and the tenants slowly peer out, weary of their surroundings. I play it calm and cool.
They finally emerge from the door and step outside. After a minute of checking me out, they ask me if I am waiting for someone. I politely reply that I am waiting for my friend so we can go run. I hope they take the bait and go to their car.
Sadly, they return inside, closing and locking the doors. I worry that my chance has passed. However, I realize patience is a virtue and that I have not yet shown my hand.
A few minutes later, they reemerge. As they speak, I finally turn around and say "Oh, all right, is Hal around?" They ask who wants to know. I say "You two don't recognize me? I was here last Monday."
I show them my gun and approach. They recognize me and let me get near them. We all start chatting about Hal, how tough he is to find, and how much longer I might have to wait. They don't divulge too much information, which is understandable.
We talk for a few minutes and I notice Leah is holding a water balloon. I asked her if that was for me. She said that it was, before she knew who I was. I laughed and told her I was glad she had held on.
It was then that I raised my gun and unleashed my stream of cold, clear water upon her. She screamed in shock and launched the balloon at me, but it was too late. She had been tagged.
Neither one of them could believe that had been duped. They decided that they should have known better, but were lured into complacency. Too bad for them, especially Leah.
She has given me the information on her target and I have begun the process of hunting her down.
Staying Dry,
Agent Thomas
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MG ([REDACTED]) is no longer with us. Tonight, he met the business end of my silver soaker, not unlike the many unworthy adversaries before him. In the end, his ultimate demise was mainly due to a failed security check by one of his thoughtless offspring. Security Rule #347: Always lock the front door. That way, some bad-ass, gun-toting, unrelenting, uber-dry assassin won't walk in and cap your daddy right in front of you. Pity it had to go down in front of the child, but no one ever said killin' was easy. Until next time...
Drip, drip..
Agent JF
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Supreme Commander:
I beg your forgiveness for failing you not only by being eliminated, but by being eliminated without being able to claim a single kill. I have proven myself barely worthy to rinse your spitoon let alone serve you as an assassin.
Here's an embarrasing recap of the events that led to my demise...
I spent the day at the imprenetrable fortress of slightly less pitiful assassin g.w., who was hiding away elsewhere as I bravely waited to face him (while hidden in a darkened corner).
After I arrived at home I was plotting my next steps when I heard clumsy knocking on my door. I knew immediately it was the Grim Reaper himself, who I was certain to evade. However, my curiosity got the best of me and I peeked through the eyepiece. Outside, wandering aimlessly, were three so-called assassins carrying oversized supersoakers laughing among themselves. I immediately dialed some cohorts so I could create a distraction and get outside to a position where I could take them all out. Bad decision.
While I waited for the phone to pick up, I saw a civilian neighbor come to my door to slip a note inside - and was promptly assaulted by my assassins in a sad case of mistaken identity. He is now drying off at an undisclosed location (later, his note would reveal a warning of some goofballs with squirtguns wandering the building).
My cohort picked up the phone in the meantime and checked outside my door to let me know that the path was clear. I prepared to exit my hovel, but the moment I removed the covering from the crack under my door a volley of waterfire came through - one assassin was in a perfect position to get in one lucky shot. ONE LUCKY SHOT. While it was merely a flesh wound, I claimed defeat, and went outside to provide a victory to the "Arcane Apaches". Their egos boosted by the win, they proceeded to rape and pillage all of the residents of my community, including the men and elderly.
-soakthis
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Comments
You're next BK.
Posted by: Agent JF at March 23, 2006 11:46 AM
Out of ideas. Shit. Stakeouts aren't working. Traps aren't working. Allies are proving worthless. (Need to watch more Alias.) Dammit if I'm out of the game without one friggin' kill...Watch out Matt. My anger is getting the best of me. I may wet down every last resident of the fucking Tallmadge until I find you.
Posted by: DarkDiva at March 23, 2006 11:52 AM
hey babe. i feel your frustration. i think its about time you
"Touch It, Bring it Babe. Watch It, Turn It, Leave It, Stop, Format It"
Question for the SC:
Regarding the Kill rules. I understand it as you need 1 kill per week. I'm just a little confused because it says "1 kill per week rule" but last week you only needed an "attempt" to continue into week two. So does that mean you need a kill AND an attempt in week 2 to proceed into week 3 or Two kills to proceed into week 3?
Posted by: sneeky pete at March 23, 2006 12:38 PM
so does was leaving my Wired Magazine on my doorstep count as one of your traps? If so, it didn't get me..?
xxxkissesxxx
Posted by: DarkDiva at March 23, 2006 12:41 PM
You need 2 kills to enter week 3.
Get crackin'.
Supreme Commander
Shadow Governmemt
Posted by: Supreme Commander at March 23, 2006 12:51 PM
So my mark goes out of town for six days.
He's been back for 3 days.
Shadow Government hasn't set up the Penalty Box meeting for pussing out on the game.
Help a ninja out already.
Posted by: Senor Squirt at March 23, 2006 2:08 PM
ninja's asking for help????? that my suguni friend, in itself, is pussying out...fo reels!
think they might throw ya a fav for some sick ducking for da whole sqaud.
Posted by: aqua dag at March 23, 2006 2:51 PM
Hey, I'm DarkDiva. No fair stealing my blog name. Wired Magazine? Huh??
Posted by: DarkDiva at March 23, 2006 3:18 PM
JN,
Sad, very sad!
Allow me to point out a couple of rookie mistakes for you.
When an (professional) assassin locks someone out of his garage, he uses a padlock not just simply bolting the door, thus not allowing for the intended targets 9-year-old son to easily open it for him on his return. In addition, aforementioned professionals would have un-bolted the door when they left the scene as not to alert the target to this potentially liability. Instead, target identified the problem and attached his own padlock to keep bolt in “open” position. Cheers!
So, let me get this straight, In one whole week of planning and surveillance, all you had to show for it was:
an easily un-locked garage door, no clue what any of my cars are (one is parked right outside my front door and the other in my garage that incidentally has two wire vents in the door down by the floor. This would have meant you would have had to go down on your knees to look through. Obviously, way too much work!). You had no idea of my work schedule or any other habits (went to gym 3 times) and then with defeat staring you in the face (11:15 Sunday night) you come up with the incredibly well thought out plan of “repeatedly banging on my bedroom windows” to see if I’ll come out to play. What a intelligent little ass(assin) you are, a true credit to your profession!
You also forgot to report the amount of abuse you hurled at me over the phone. You got yourself in such an infuriated state that you didn’t, think someone could continue to talk on a mobile phone while getting his gun from the garage, slip out the back door, run up to the front gate (disguised as a mere mortal – in pajamas and slippers), then stand behind your car and watch you continue to scream into the phone.(This did surprise me as I thought you where calling from the outside intercom). How happy I was when you got out of the car still talking smack. The look on your face when you turned and saw me was…. priceless! As I introduced you to the super-soaker, you just stood there with the phone in your hand and your mouth open like a fish out of water. I believe your exact quote was “you’re a fucking asshole!”. Nice! You ran around your car to get a water balloon, you took aim, and missed by about four feet, then you walk up to me and squirt me in the face. I laugh but, really I'm angry. This is not what I wanted the game to be. This is not how I've played it. It's a game, for laughs, when crazy people come to your house, bang your windows, wake your kids AND give you a ration of shit.... it's time to rethink.
You say we are not playing the same game.
This, my dear,is very true.
Kurtz: Are you an assassin?
Willard: I'm a soldier.
Kurtz: You're neither. You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.
Mr. Diamond
Posted by: Mr. Diamond at March 23, 2006 3:18 PM
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[URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/concerto[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/hilary-duff[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/italia[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/bambini[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/winnie-the-pooh[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/fontana[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/curriculum[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/pesca[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/lesbo[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/bikini[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/solitario[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/wikipedia[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/giochi[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/ecologia[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/pompini[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/stella[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/vita[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/corriere-della-sera[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/vino[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/topless[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/novella[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/tesoro[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/turismo[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/poker[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/serie-a[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/michele[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/calcio[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/shakira[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/gazzetta[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/porno[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/filosofia[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/milan[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/taormina[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/cristiana[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/google[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/paola[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/pornografia[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/tiscali[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/bari[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/barzellette[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/abiti-da-sposa[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/lyric[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/sesso[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/informatica[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/pizza[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/trenitalia[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/lesbiche[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/cannavaro[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/gelato[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/nude[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/mano[/URL] [URL]http://www.uarte34.org/tinto-brass[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/jesse-mccartney[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/bimbo[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/bologna[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/musica-latina[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/fuoco[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/motori[/URL] [URL]http://www.ecologjia.org/calciomercato[/URL] [URL]http://www.salvatoret28.org/mani[/URL]
Posted by: Max at January 18, 2007 4:41 AM
[URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/lesbo[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/cari[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/pagine-bianche[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/azzurri[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/francesca[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/mano[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/ebay[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/sonora[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/sole[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/tinto-brass[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/tattoo[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/morandi[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/troie[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/bambini[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/babbo[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/testi[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/giorgia-palmas[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/novella[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/pisa[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/movie[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/jesse-mccartney[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/iran[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/grecia[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/curriculum[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/target[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/vacanze[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/napoli[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/fuoco[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/hospital[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/valentino[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/ciclismo[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/vita[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/winnie-the-pooh[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/continua[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/limewire[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/giochi[/URL] [URL]http://www.elgrecteo66.org/search[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/tarot[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/rimini[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/natale[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/music[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/serie-a[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/fontana[/URL] [URL]http://www.toplesszo.org/abiti-da-sposa[/URL] [URL]http://www.vponerie.org/stella[/URL]
Posted by: Halim at January 19, 2007 2:12 AM
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Posted by: Jerry at January 19, 2007 2:46 AM
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Posted by: Larry at January 20, 2007 3:35 AM
Contact your Shadow Governement Official: liveinfear@streetwars.net
Props to Agent Thomas. That's some ill conversationalist killing, mate.
Posted by: I.M. Dreyer at March 23, 2006 11:14 AM