StreetWars on CNN Tonight!!!

Nice,..can we expect it posted on youtube or the site ? I wont be able to catch the broadcast..

yes. i will look like a tool. a tool who who is fucking incompetent with a squirt gun. Please keep in mind that while I'm mindlessly babbling, my team captain is sneaking back into her apartment.

That's okay, Braden. Eventually all of us but the winner will be a "tool." All in good fun.

My last target, who seemed to have wandered into Austin during the game, was a trying and hard task to track down. After a near miss at his house where I got to finally see him up close, discovering that his picture and him bared little resemblence, I was resigned to smoke him in a way that would rock him to the core.

Let me say to those who try to stretch the rules or give false info..."those who live by the sword shall die by the sword". And your lies will be your undoing!

After making my way into the fortiefied and heavily guarded television building I spent three hours acting like an employee of the TV station, doing odd jobs all the while keeping one eye on my target. Mingling with co-workers and filing paperwork with such fervor I should be receiving a paycheck, but alas all I get to show for it is my targets ID card and the reward of his expression as the sky fell in around him.

Acting like I was on the phone as I barely made it onto the elevator with my target, I payed no attention to him as only one must to not give themselves away. Pressing the same parking structure floor as he, I knew my window would be brief and I must act swift. As he stepped off to the left, gun in hand, and I feigned to the right as soon as his foot hit the parking-lot cement I reached for my most intimate and small gun, approaching him quickly in the croached position tagging him three times to bring his run as my target to an end!

Sneaking into his work, possing as an employee, and tagging along with him to the parking-lot all the while without drawing attention to myself allowed for my most rewarding and intimate kill....at close range.

Body count = 5 in person kills, plus one team leader.
assassins eliminated= 8

Oneshot.....BK

I'm really hoping I will look more like a tool than braden, mom & dad are gonna be so proud!
Don't think that I'll be home watching the show rather than stalking, THE REVEREND, you got out easy due to CNN, your time has come muahahahahahahahha! I am so threatening I can't even stand it.

As for the people taking pictures of the ACES cars and sending them flowers... I don't know who you are but thank you for making me seem like I organized some crazy ninja stalking. We both know I am too lazy for that.

WICKED BAD MAN

Finally that move from Michigan to LA will legitimize your existence, "Chicken of the Land." Pride doesn't even scratch the surface of how you should feel. I notified Fox News. They will be acting as my decoys tonight...and will be using actual weapons.

hope that wasn't our xmas...

Thank god, it's about time that someone started using real weapons. Should I not have said that?

I was driving home today from a nice run (at an undisclosed gym in a faraway land) when I decided to take a stroll past one of my target's homes. I instantly got the feeling of deja vu, no, not because I have been there 5,000 times this past week, but because it reminded me of the time when I broke up with my ex-boyfriend. I would drive past his house peering in the windows to try to catch him with any slutbags so I could find a reason to hate him. However, the only thing that happened when I peered into "wankerpants" windows is I saw him and another male (who I might add looked a tad underaged) engaging in some naked game of "hide the pickle." What this all means eventually is that I am lactose intolerant, and it is hard to hunt your targets after eating cottage cheese.

Haha Braden you definitely look like a tool on cnn.com.

uhhh... what happened..nothing on CNN! How can 12 people dying on a bus in Chile be more important than people pretending to kill each other with squirt guns, seriously!

Tomorrow, Kobra Kai, the big guns come out. I wouldn't leave your house anymore. If I were you, I'd have your buddy there bring you food so you won't have to make that 10 yard sprint to your car door at all. In fact, if I were you, I'd probably just curl up fetally and rock back and forth on my bed.

Though you did show some fancy footwork, there. I expected no less from the weekend kill-leader. Now it will get fun.

Its lonely being dead. At least when you're paranoid, you think you have company and some attention.
On the bright side, living in Hollywood I'm naturally vain.
Its only been 24 since I was eliminated, but the afterlife is dull without needing to look over my shoulder.
Sigh...

how hot was that chick in the news wooo on fire

Watch video javascript:cnnVideo('play','/video/offbeat/2006/03/22/lawrence.assasin.street.game.cnn','2006/03/29');

Hmm, they changed the url, now it's to been seen at:
javascript:cnnVideo('play', '/video/offbeat/2006/03/22/lawrence.assasin.street.game.cnn')
(not hyperlinked, cut and paste)

I meant copy paste into a CNN window

Mr. Dreyer, you should be ashamed of yourself. The Kobra Kai Killer was carrying an empty bucket, a big bag, a jacket, a flashlight, keys, and his assassination tool. You had the element of surprise and you couldn't get the jump on him? Where do you get off wearing a ninja outfit? You need to brought down to the triple A league untill you get better. Try starting with a hamburgler mask, then maybe move up to a pantyhose mask. When you get better you can wear a ski mask and then when you can catch flies with chopsticks, then will you be allowed to wear a ninja mask. With that said, I had a real good time telling everyone I know, "There's a ninja on my roof."

Oh, and to the boys in Team Aqua Vulva, the ones still left, watch your back. Mr. deMessiah, you got REAL lucky today. Real lucky.

Ya, they keep us busy. This blog by the reporter is entertaining too
http://revenantx.livejournal.com/109455.html

To anyone hunting a bald player named Mike, aka Goddamn Ninja, we are willing to exchange vital information regarding his whereabouts, transportation, and his connections in the assassination world, all for his full name, phone number and email address.

He is our assassin, and a horrible one at that. He has called several times from a blocked number, and has expressed his dissapointment in his own hunter. We are trying to up the level of fear in our assassin, mike.

plus we want that f*er to die.

Oneshot...best kill ever.

THE REVEREND, did you know it rained last night? Wierd... also I think Drumline is an o.k. movie too.

"a horrible one at that"? this coming from a guy who "eats pieces of shit for breakfast"?

If i'm such a bad assasin, then why do you sound so concerned with someone getting rid of me? and do you really think you can hang in my hood? i might consider just giving you that information. then I'd have two locations to look for you at you little "Freelancer".

BTW... you just opened the biggest can of wet whoopass.

AND to anyone that WAS being hunted by some guy name Gino, I have all the info on your new assasins, The Flaming Dragons. there were three dragons once. but now there are only two, and they're not so hot anymore.

To my would-be assasins:

Black Dolphin and Charlie Tuna, it was excellent getting to meet you last night. I very much enjoyed wetting your acquaintance.

It was a pleasure to brush off my matrix-esque skills last night, blasting both of you in front of my house, as I prepared to unload the boullion and kilos from a recent raid on the Polish Cartel.

I'm willing to waive the 24 hour grace period, to give you another chance. If you need to pick up a copy of the rules - I'll have my henchmen make you a version of your very own. You can read it while you scooter around town, looking for deals on sale rack of Urban Outfitters.

Some hints for better success next time:

Bring more waterballoons - judging by the way you throw, I would suggest at around seventy.

Include in your kit a gun that works. Recent studies have shown that weapons that squirt will be highly more effective than those that do not.

Black Dolphin: Try doing some calisthenics before the next attempt. You were so winded, it was easy to lull you into a coma before blasting you in the back.

Charlie Tuna: Ninja attire does not include the brightest of white shirts. I would recommend camo, black, or maybe a short school bus for you to blend in with your environment.

And now, I leave you with a whammy:

Black Dolphin: You drive a scooter. Sometimes the punchlines write themselves.

Charlie Tuna: Please remove the New York shirt. You are embarassing the state.

See you next time!

-Senor Squirt

Oh, KKK, how I wish I could find a Mayor McCheese mask so I could take you down wearing that. I'll have to improvise. Watch your ass for Grimace.

I've managed to save up roughly $72255 in my bank account, but I'm not sure if I should buy a house or not. Do you think the market is stable or do you think that home prices will decrease by a lot?

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