Team Special Targets!

let the games begin....

Already begun my friend. The killers are loose

I'm typing this from my laptop while I wait in the bushes outside my target's home somewhere in Hollywood.... be afraid.... be VERY AFRAID MUAHAHAHHAA

and why the fuck didn't i get an email for a pick-up location?

and why the fuck didn't i get an email for a pick-up location?

thanks for the whiskey

Whoa whee, got a hottie for my first hit. You look so good jogging from Inglewood. I could, I should and I would wait fo ya in ur hood! Do you always have that jogging partner with you when you run? Clothes so tight, where do ya pack ur gun. Well, I like to wet your lips with a kiss before shootin u from my hip. I will try to make it an intimate evening event in your cozy Spanish tiled bungalow. Can u get low? low? low?

Anyone see the article about us on the front page of the LA Times?

Scared the living crap out of you last night,..didnt I hiking boy? I just wish it had been past midnight...

Did everyone get their targets work schedule.... my target didn't give it to me grrrr

I have no target but I am definitely being hunted!

there was a cute boy at packet pick-up last night. I hope i eventually get to kill him

that must've been me...take your best shot.

another kill is coming

watching grey's anatomy with your girlfriend is hardly a way to avoid elimination, american idle. come on out. your girlfriend is hot.

You just IM'ed me and called me. Bring it. I am not scared of your pansy little threats. You're gonna feel the kiss of death sooner than you think.
xoxo

no one ever suspects the fish.

I'm ready and waiting...but my target claims to have withdrawn from the game. Is she for real or just trying to buy herself some more time? And you with the bike on the cell phone--I saw you. Are you coming for me or do you just live on my street?

I waited on the stairwell... your roommate came around the corner and I was busted. It must've been you driving that black car... muahahahahahahahhh!!!! I can't be stopped!!! Kids near Fountain in Hollywood with water guns, I saw you, you know who you are.

There can only be one!

ans: No i did not get a target/dossier yet and i have tried to contact the shadow govt several times. jt

re: Did everyone get their targets work schedule.... my target didn't give it to me grrrr

I got no work schedule.... I called all of their jobs and hopefully the right info was given to me... SAVAGES!!

So how did that water look splashing against my front door? It probably looked like sweet success, right? HOWEVER, I wasn't in the doorway, bitch. What a waste of precious ammo.

Grab a big towel, bitch. You're gonna need it.

no but we'll all see your name in the obituary section very soon.

RE: Anyone see the article about us on the front page of the LA Times?

Posted by: Neumie at March 13, 2006 12:12 PM

Sure you lost your Dog. Sure you live in Silver lake you Yuppie. Don't think you can troll my block with your clean hair and lead foot, anyone looking for a Dog doesn't drive 50 mph on a residential street. No one on my block has a Golden Retriever, No one on my block wants a Golden Retriever and from what I remember, you Look like a Golden Retriever.

oh mrs grant, a knock-knock joke for you...

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
(silence)
I said, Who's there?...Hello...is anyone there??
HELLLLOOOOO!!?? WHO ARE YOU!??

I'm gonna aim for your pretty lip piercing...

Communications department at an insurance company? How boring. No wonder you need to play this game. Oh, and some free advice, soda water might help get that stain out--or tap water from the nozzle of my cute little orange pistol.

moscow will be flooded
oh yes, oh yes
and not the city

1 down

Well, I'm out. I would like to congratulate the team of 4 (against lil lonely me) who were ALSO able to gain access to my apartment thru my neighbor's jackass fuck-friend who will NOW feel the wrath of my FISTS.

I also hope that all the re-con I handed over to you guys will help you to get the PANSY-ASS BASTARD who decided to give BOGUS information. (You do NOT live at a rock-climbing gym... nor a roofing company. You know who you are and they will soon.)

Soak him, team!

No hard feelings.

drip... drip... drip... BEER!

goddamnninja, you sure it was you?

i waited for four hours in the ghetto and got offered a sip out of some guy's brown paper bag.....i think my target gave a bogus work address...it was fun hanging out witht he locals...they wanted to play

Bogus address, bogus phone numbers, bogus identity. Do not fear my friend...you will go down! Hang on to death because that is all you are promised!

i have done recon on my target and will get him soon but for some weird reason i know it's being done on me. for every little sound that is outside my house makes me think is it him/her or a god damn team. for those of u who read this before a 11pm tonight channel 2 is going to be reporting on this. a note to my target enjoy being dry because because by thursday i will get u. hahahahahahahahaha

Oh Woottles (aka Jelika)

I hope this is a ruse, and you didn't just give me your webpage, complete with dozens of pictures of you, and information about your life.

~*Jelika Stoopid Site*~

I truly pity you. A fifth of vodka indeed! Make sure you save some for me after I gun you down.

Your name was conveniently "missing" from the mailboxes. No unit number? Don't worry, I went through the recycling. I also know what your boyfriend looks like.

Im watching you watch me.."j g" yourwaterkiller..Come get some!!

Haha...
that CBS news van came by my place today in what I believe was an attempted assassination. I was about to soak the news crew in a preemptive strike, but I was merciful. their cover is now blown. lesson? don't blow your wad too early.
footage if this was indeed an attempt on me will be on CBS news at 11...

Because you know who I am, because you know I know you know I know where you work, what you drive, and where your team mates live... just because we work in the same biz and share contacts... it only buys you time. You can't hide. You can't run. You can only count the seconds till you are wetter than a virgin on prom night.

I just saw us on TV on CBS! And they said I was gonna get shot by someone with a real gun when I go up to assassinate someone. Is there something I don't know about this game? Is someone using real bullets? Or did the fucking news crew just make the stupidest story I've ever seen with no facts whatsoever? I'm gonna say the latter.

hahaha... even funnier, that was a legit news van that came by my place for an interview. reporter suzy suh was LUCKY she didnt get hosed as collateral damage. hahahahaha

Whats up with the press? Fuck them, they are just mad they found out after sign-up closed. And if they would step back and think this actually brings communities together. Everyone seems cool so far.

hahaha... even funnier, that was a legit news van that came by my place for an interview. reporter suzy suh was LUCKY she didnt get hosed as collateral damage. hahahahaha

6 am
begin surveillance on "drip drip drip" with roundkid

715am
After no results and a chat with the notary public in the next building we leave, but not without drenching her windows first.

430pm
Roundkid begins surveillance
A call is made and it is discovered she left work

6pm
I show up to continue surveillance with roundkid

640pm
Roundkid leaves i am alone

7pm
I begin to notice a green bug acting awkward on the streets, i could have been more careful but i thought my time to survey was up, booty and general pickle were there.

705pm
her neighbors come out, looking worried i spy on their conversation back to there unit. I assume she called them, they come back out laughing and tell me to come inside and attack her.

710pm
her neighbors get smart and tell me to wait in the garage b/c she is coming through the front, i dont trust them and i take a flank position where i could get her from both. She comes in unsuspecting from the garage (LIARS!) and i get her in the face. She puts up a fight and gets me in the foot, too bad I guess.

First kill on the first day, pretty sweet but it definately was not easy. Thanks for being a sport, no hard feelings. Thanks for the baloons and tips.

crazy

That Enzo is not going to save you, rich boy.

Jeremy, you're lucky this morning. Good thing you planned ahead. There's a note on your door for you, perhaps I'll be holding it when you get home.

Anthony, hope you had fun out last night, maybe I'll buy you a drink tonight.

Wil, I hope you don't have lunch plans...you're MY lunch plans. (Well, you all are.)

Have a fearful day at G4 suckas!

Wasup to the amateurs hanging out in Brentwood.... You all can stroke your tiny little water guns till the cows come home.... Oooooh Yeeaaahhh...stroke it baby.

Canseco, you got lucky today. Maybe mañana you'll be Can-wetto.
Death to all suckaz! You will all swim with the fishes!

Sweep the leg!

7am.
walking downstairs to take a shower.

2 dudes being searched by cops on my front lawn.
waterguns dropped on the grass.

i went outside and vouched for them. assured the cops that we answer to a higher governmental agency, and they best stay out of things.

i think my whole street now knows. hopefully they won't call the cops again.

snap.

In a scene of utter mayhem, not unlike Paul Castellano's hit outside Spark's Steakhouse, team i4i gunned me down while I shoved my car keys into my door handle inside my parking garage this morning. My two bodyguards dropped like dead leaves, I could only hear the footsteps as I slipped, drenched to the concrete. I watched my keys swing back and forth in slow motion, my eyes twitched shut, death's cold glaze creeping over.....as I lay dying a song kept playing over and over in my head as I watched my keys swing.....it was Nelson's "So close, yet so Far Away", my last thought before I died was, "Hey, at least they play great music in hell".

Hats off to team i4i, great hit.

Jonathan Go. (Team target SHADOW COMPANY, which got changed so graciously to Prodigy by the streetwars governement)

My sweet Super Sekret N. Inja. You've contacted me via Myspace. Visited my apartment. Left me a present. Went through my trash. Wrote me a haiku. You sure know how to romance your prey. What will it be tonight? Roses? Dinner? Kiss kiss, my sweet.

Bummer,..im out. Good game though. Props to Snake who was sitting behind the trashcan for 3 hours. Took me out at my door, keys in hand. My only regret is that i was so close to my mark. Really close,...next chair close. Im pissed off and going out to get drunk,...its harder then i thought...to loose ...fuck,...ill stalk you for the fun of it now,...see how snake gets you down,...know your friends, your girl, your hours, your car...you shoulda been miiine

Shamus,
Thanks for keeping us from going to jail, but not even the LAPD will be able to protect you when you get soaked in front of your little silver VW bug.

To the coward assassin out there calling me from a restricted number: Leave a message next time and maybe I'll call you back.

branden,
what you don't understand is the complexity of my transportation network. a silver bug today. a something different tomorrow. don't assume i'll just get into a car...

I have had NO sign of stalking... I am disappointed, am I being overly paranoid for no reason?!?! Come get me motherfuckers!! You know where I live! Or is the 6th floor too high for your ninja spikes to climb? muahah muahahahah hahahahah!

Same here,...lame ass assassins,..i havent seen a trace of them. And my apartment has so many holes you could sneak in. On the contrary my mark seems to be a paranoid guy that lives in a castle. The friggin bruises i got on my arm for climbing that fence,..

Perhaps there's no sign of a stalker because not all dossiers have been distributed yet. I still don't have a target. Who knows. Maybe Chicken of the Sea or Fuse will be my first.

Oh but then it would be so easy Miss Verdell,..since i know what you look like.

Fuse - Im bringing my dog home tonight. I wouldnt hop the fence if I were you.

Hah the plot thickens so Creepy Shadow,...that was you i caught redhanded peeking at the windows of your target Remember that ? I wish my target was as easy as you,...Not to cautious are you ?...approaching strangers when they roll their window down like that

So i'm waiting in front of a house that is suppose to be my targets "work place"... YOU DON"T WORK HERE! THIS IS BOGUS! you might be thinking will he still get me!!?

MAYBE I WILL or MAYBEEE I WIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!

haha

DarkDiva:

You may look, but you can't squirt. Thanks for the club soda tip...

denied access to the game
before the deadline was up.
LAME!
the SHADOW ROGUE SQUADRON
is ready to infiltrate!
we have your home, your business,
YOUR NAME!
study up on your history, victims.
no one has beat the shadow government!
until they decided to fuck with
LA!

the bastard children of the Shadow Rogue Squadron

***TEAM i4i LEAVES PATH OF DEATH ***

7:15pm - 8:30pm -
Our cover is blown as the target, team leader of PRODIGY, recognizes our team leader. We decide to go in full force with a frontal attack at the office parking structure... however the Prodigy team leader is smart enough to have someone else move his car. Their leader is safe and despite following him... we lose him.

8:30pm - 9:00pm -
Confirm that target's car is not at his home. However, a generous soul allows us access into target's secured gated apartment complex. A sweep of target's residence shows signs that leader may be hiding behind his closed doors. We decide to survey the rest of the team.

9:00pm - 10:30pm -
An opportunity presents itself while scouting the other players on team PRODIGY and access is granted to his apartment building. However secondary target is not home. We abort.

10:30pm - 12:15am -
Avoid a carload of men attempting to assassinate our leader... our fearless leader arrives in the castle unharmed.

7:30am - 8:30am -
Team i4i spread out amongst the enemy leader's complex. One member canvases the front. The other the back.

8:31am - 8:40 am
The team leader of Prodigy, exits the facility with two large water gun armed bodyguards who are NOT apart of his team and are NOT in the game. They (one of the non-players) neutralizes half of our team and then tries to force our team member to give up the card... our member tells them to screw off... how many rules does this guy think he can break? As they approach the back of the building, still on alert, our remaining team member springs the trap... avoids the water stream of the bodyguards and nails the target from behind... a position the target is surely familar with.

Oh Eric aka Creepy Shadow - I know all about you. Age 28, a Libra...You can creep and peep through my windows all you want, but, sweet darling, It takes a lot to get me wet. kisses, j.

BLOOD - He'll get you my pretty and your little dog too.

OB1 - You can't see me baby - But I must know if you intentionally give a wrong home address. Cause only a true pussy would do such a thing. Are you that scared of me? Of a little water?

Yours Truely, JG

Wabeno,

Thanks. Lunch at a bar (near one of our targets), with plenty of liquor. Might as well up the fun factor and take a few more chances. Know any in Santa Monica or near one of your targets? A window seat so we don't have to move to take them out would be nice.

Clever word play...we could be deadly together.

are you still on the web???

game is on...

Who kills 2 targets a day, gets free drinks...what about that?

I wish i had time to go out stalk. Sadly Streetwars for is happening exactly on the delivery of my project. ,....im pissed ! I get about 3-4 hours of stalking a day and this looks like something i want to do all day

Maxx(y), your cowardess and "rule" bending may have bought you some time. But why prolong the inevitable? We're coming for you friend.

Team Flaming Dragon

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not really feeling afraid, cher assassin. no suspicious cars, no strangers, no "old friends wanting to catch up." pick up the slack, brave the castle, get past the barricade.

we left the door open just for you, charlatan.

So many rookies in this field, you may have over-estimated their abilities Supreme Commander.

However let me congratulate i4i on fulfilling their first contract.

If memory serves me correctly, and it always does, only the player or players on the contract you hold can neutralize you. Non-players or players that are not part of your targets team CANNOT neutralize you. It doesn't mean they can't squirt you though.

Of course I may be mistaken, but if I am I know the SC will clarify.

Good luck i4i,
One who as the respect of the Shadow Goverment.

To my sweet 22-year-old Virgo:
No wonder you only work 16 hours a week. Your paper is a measly 4 pages long. You may have thought you were safe, but you were wrong. DEAD WRONG. Now that I know who I'm really after, it's only a matter of time...and Verdell, perhaps we'll meet again one day...

Okay - getting shot sucks. But getting SHOTS doesn't.

Anyone who has already been taken out - let's GO OUT.

"I got shot" party at Del's Saloon (12238 Santa Monica Blvd) Thursday night at 10pm. Bring your pistol if you'd like - we'll fill em with Jack and shoot each other in the face (aiming for mouths, of course).

It's a bar so it's a safe zone... oh wait. Guess that doesn't matter anymore, eh?

Active players also welcome - you punk-asses can buy us shots, find out how we were shot, and go do more shooting.

See you at the Saloon. One and all. I may have secret information for some of you still alive in the game. And I have a super secret mission for anyone already out.

Oh, and Zach...what sort of production company only returns one google result (your myspace page) and doesn't have a website? StoneBarrix Productions, indeed.

A can of chicken soup? Hamster boy?! I might be scared if any of it made sense...

Khumar nice friends! Likin the myspace page... i think i know you better than I should!! and Alan Scooby DOO wasn't that good, But i'll tell you that in person haha!!! Oh and NIICEEE PAD up in the HILLLLZZZZ!!

The reason why you haven't heard from me yet is because I just got your info 10 min ago, BUT NOW............ BEWARE!!! The LORD OF WARR IS UPON YOU!!!

Ohhh lunchbox boy!!!!
You'll be brown-baggin' it EVERY DAY once I get through with you. Sleep tight...

Trying to set me up on a fake job interview? Exceptionally clever.

Lord Of Warrr

the hunt is on

the bakery across the street has really good bread pudding

Lord of Warr indeed. That sewer business of yours must just be a front for your "interrnational arrms smuggling rring"? Just as Chad was a front, a "shill" if you will, to keep the heat off you for a day or two. By the way, the sign on your roof blows over easily in the wind. Might want to get that propped up a bit better.
-The Dessicants

Fake job interview? How quaint. Exactly how many amateurs are allowed to play this game?

h2o Assassin:
Anytime. Tips are free--especially for hotties. (Then again, so are dousings.)

neumie.
call it your last meal. you may as well cram yourself between the hamster wheel and the wall. oh wait isn't that how hamstarIII: the reckoning met his untimely end?
i hope you bought a family plot cause you're gonna need it!

security boys on their bikes really don't do much do they?
PREPARE TO GET SOAKED.

hahaha. i got my first victim today. it was long and hard but by luck of the draw he order pizza. When the guy showed up to deliver i walked in with posing as his freind we got there and well. i got down waited the door opened and it was his roomate and a brief talk and thenn he ran by and through a ballon and it didn't break and at that same time i shot him. for the next one BEWARE. ohhh and Eric W. if u want your picture of u on the paper email at htimes86@yahoo and we'll meet up.

First target went down in a sad wet mess tonight. Then I took out the sorry girl who is tying to assassinate me. Don't come to the west side thinking your going to pull some shit. You can't do anything in this neighborhood without me knowing about it, come back in 24 for your second dose.

Lucky lady, as Mordeth called you, maybe you aren't so lucky. I think I'll call you "Pink" instead.

So Pink, Mordeth is leaving town, but I'm not. In fact, I think I'll come over right now.

Meet me at the crossroads.

Ring, Ring. Activity, what activity?? I'm there. Drove here, drove there, drove everywhere. Activity down and time was getting late. Decided to go home...then, there it was---> A shadow in the window of a VW Bug! Awe my friends...thought you were clever? Thought you could get our main target? Leave him be, we are here. We are here, smiling. Thought I wouldn't follow you? Awe wrong again. We know who you are. We know what you look like. Death or Glory will prevail.

Pink,

I'm back already. That's how close you are to me. Your building (Cedar Lodge) looks impressive, but it is not very secure. Exhibit A: The missing spikes at the easiest place to climb on the fence. Exhibit B: The nice dark hiding place near the garage gate. Exhibit C: The lame lock on the door near the guest parking lot. You may want to take these things up with the condo board after I kill you.

Which one did I use? It doesn't matter. What matters is that I walked your halls. I stood outside your door. I said "Hi" to your neighbors (I don't think they noticed the gun under my coat).

Is that your Ducatti in the garage?

Meet me at the crossroads.

Day 3 has begun and by the looks of the end of day 2 it doesnt look so glorius.

You pansy liars. All you wanna be stalkers who cheat your way through this game with fake addresses and phony phone numbers and Team Leaders who are out of the fucking country in Acapulco until Sunday. We are still killing you one by one by one.
Look over your shoulder...

Moscow, consider yourself lucky.
The SG reassigned me tonite with a new target. I would have drenched you and your little dog too... consider her and your fiance collateral damage...

Alas, I move on to another, less lucky sap...

And whats up with all the supposed cheaters referenced above? Fake contact info, not in the area, etc? Hope the SG will take care of these people properly...

To the cake-eater,

You thought talking shit and surrounding yourself with nine guys could protect you sorry ass, but you found out I was too much for that! I'm using your ID card as a coaster for my whiskey and your picture for a dart board. Looks like the only thing you took down was a whole cake. Try a little harder......and by the way, next time think twice before smoking out on your balcony after you think I left. See, smoking does kill.

Yours truly, Oneshot

to the scared couple,

I heard you called the cops. Maybe we should rethink joining the game if you scare so easily. I enjoyed taking you out along with your girlfriend. Tisk Tisk Rick, I was hoping for a bit more of a challenge. It was like your ID was delivered to me on a silver platter. Tell the cops I said hello.

Oneshot

Team Adventure,

Oh how you tried to take me out, but I'm still here. I look forward to brushing shoulders with you again. I can see the eagerness and the trigger happy fingers waiting to take me out.

Keep it up kids I think you have potential and I like your dedication. By the way guys, give Jackie a break....she had the guts to take a shot. See you soon.

Oneshot

Owen,

Your girl roomate saving your ass is a bit sad. And playing connect-four all night isn't going to save you. Unless you have Cosco in the cupboards you'll have to leave sometime. One slip and it's over!
See you soon.....very soon.

Oneshot