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Drinks for the Dead

April 1, 2006 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 11:32 AM

I, Lord Mustache XVI is in town once again. Drinks for the Dead tonight (Sat) at 9pm-11pm at the Formosa Cafe, and that would be drinks for almost all of you. Come and regale me with your grand, magnificant tales. Inspire me to weep man tears for you as you recount your watery death over loads of cheap whiskey. Extra bonus points for anyone showing up with a mustache.

Formosa Cafe
7156 Santa Monica Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90046

I look forward to getting hammered with you fucks.

Comments

You gotta keep it going past eleven so I can make it! You can't wrap it up that early.

Posted by: I.M. Dreyer at April 1, 2006 12:00 PM

Word to the nerd herd...
I don't get outta work until well, I won't specify when, but that's early you gay homogonized pirate.

Posted by: Chicken of the Sea at April 1, 2006 12:10 PM

Mustache is very busy kicking the asses of weak rogues this weekend, plus doing fabulously sexy photoshoots of "The Mustache Weekly", so staying too late might not be possible.

Always enjoying my reputation as a man of my word, though I MAY stay later then 11pm, there is no guarantees.

I do hope to see many of you there tonight though...

You are all my children and while some of you are pansy chickenshits, I will still love you all and will be happy to lovingly, nurturingly, molest you after I tuck you in to bed.

Hugs and Kisses,
'Stache

Posted by: Mustache Commander at April 1, 2006 12:30 PM

Busy kicking the asses of weak Rogues? Or busy trying to much some Tuna?....just a thought

Posted by: Pirate Gustav at April 1, 2006 12:46 PM

Damn this last minute crap... after my embarassing defeat I've been hiding my head in the sands of San Diego... will be back manana...

Posted by: soakthis at April 1, 2006 3:48 PM

Mordeth,

I'll call you when I can. Meanwhile, check out the Plan B killing ground on google maps. How has this target not been killed?

Posted by: Exu at April 1, 2006 5:09 PM

Am I plan "B"????? tell me tell me tell me!

oh and to you assassins that were hiding out in the bushes and were caught by my drunk apartment manager: HAHA

2na is 2 untouchable (I recommend not touching me anywho... those herps spread faster than my legs do on the first date).

ahhhh... life's hard when you're a whore

Posted by: Chicken of the sea at April 1, 2006 5:18 PM

Now Tuna, you know Smoke & Mirrors are your buds. Remember when we poured alcohol down your throat to loosen you up for Mustache?

We won't kill you until we absolutely have too.

Meet me at the crossroads.

Posted by: Exu at April 1, 2006 5:26 PM

Senor Squirt and the 17th Street Posse have already begun.

The best way to stay dry is to stay drunk, amigos.

Posted by: Senor Squirt at April 1, 2006 5:35 PM

Mordeth,

I got the same kind of phone call last night. After the call I fully expected someone to be waiting for me when I got home. I didn't want to keep my welcoming committee waiting so I rolled in nice and early, about 11 AM.

There was nobody here! Come on guys, that was rude. I even stopped and got extra bagels for you.

Posted by: Exu at April 2, 2006 11:20 AM

If only my rogues knew I was hanging out at the infamous KKK's house last night... and if only they knew I saw a naked picture of him...
Thanks for that spicy provolone Oscar! I love cheese and those awesome hulk gloves you had.

I'm sad I missed Braden at drinks for the dead, I owe him a drink or 9.

It's sunday suckas! I'm still alive thus far...
My target is being a pussy, you know who you are you fuckstick, I'll get you my pretty...

Agent "I like ellipses" Tuna

Posted by: Chicken of the Sea at April 2, 2006 2:30 PM

Yo,..KKK how did the party go last night?
Thanks for the drinks.

See you from the roof

Posted by: EK at April 2, 2006 4:27 PM

Tuna,

Ellipses are cool, but parentheses are cooler (and brackets inside parentheses are cooler still).

Meet me at the crossroads (where you can obtain what you desire [at the cost of your soul]).

Posted by: Exu at April 2, 2006 5:22 PM

what the fuck are you talking about?

Posted by: Chicken of the Sea at April 2, 2006 5:42 PM

Punctuation.

Posted by: Exu at April 2, 2006 5:58 PM

He's talking about his deep and abiding love for that Bone Thugz n' Harmony song. Come on, everybody sing- "so you won't be loooonely.... so you won't be looonely..."

Posted by: Dreyer at April 2, 2006 6:06 PM

Hey all you rogues, wanna play a game?
I get out of work at 8:00 tonight. I am at 120 N. Robertson Blvd. I *accidentally* left my water gun in my car and I had to park 2 blocks away. Woops, maybe I shouldn't have just wrote that...

First one to shoot me gets a dirty mitten at the movies tonight.

Posted by: Chicken of the Sea at April 2, 2006 7:39 PM

Tempting, but my hazmat suit is at the cleaners.

Posted by: Say No to Herp at April 2, 2006 7:58 PM

Do not cut off the neck of that which has had its neck cut off.

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