Game Updates/Player Stories
Prepare For The End...
April 1, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 12:20 PM
745 pardons, my young assassins, I have had to take care of some local issues (which I shall update you on later) and that has prevented me from giving you a full force posting...
I'll hit you kids off with some kill stories (there are some friggin huge developments) and updates on the current state of the dry and the wetted a bit later today...
Until then, I shall hook you up with some knowledge that may be useful to you in killin the rest of the punks that are still dry...or that may help you in Sudden Death...should you get there...
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From: XXXX XXXXXX
To: XXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXX
Date: 2022-08-14 20:50
Re: TOP SECRET WEAPONS DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM
I conferred with world-renowned weapons engineers and, after obtaining some common tools and materials, went to work on building the next generation of hand-held water weapon. This is what we've come up with:
As you can see, it is a pressure chamber/valve design not entirely unlike a common Super Soaker, but instead of being pressurized with pumps, it uses a reinforced rubber bladder inside of a sealed airtank to accept water from the regular public supply. It can be filled/charged quickly from any household tap, and the filling equipment is portable. The weapon itself can be entirely handheld, but works better when the pressure tank is worn in a backpack or messenger-bag (it fits easily in any messenger bag). A custom-made removable nozzle sits in-front of an ordinary PVC ball valve. The system does not leak at all and can be charged to nearly to water-supply pressure. With conservative testing, an initial charge produces a stream reaching 35 feet.
This is not useful for defense, but makes an excellent attack weapon. A button-release hand-held valve would make a weapon like this useful for defense purposes, but it was determined early on that it may be too much trouble to try to accomplish something like that. The design is easily adaptable for stronger capacity. Cost without tools for weapon and charger system - approximately $50. (Would be cheaper if design was refined to use less-complex valves, or if they stocked a better variety of plastic valves at XXXX XXXXX [redacted])
More to come.
-XXXX XXXXX
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