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StreetWars Wrap Party - Sunday Apr 9th
April 2, 2006 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 10:28 PM
Heads up my lovely assassins. The big mamajama of drinking and molesting of your fellow players will be taking place on Sunday, Apr 9th, starting at 8pm.
Highlights will include:
- Original kill order revealed, with everyone's pictures posted on a wall, so you can see just who WAS Kobra Kai, and how far were you removed from say... BK.
- Awards ceremony
- Free make out sessions with the Stache (and Supreme will be accepting HJs)
So where the hell is it?
We... can't say yet. We are still wrapping up the final details, but should be revealed by the morrow. It will be in downtown LA somewhere.
This is an open party, so everyone is welcomed to come and bring their friends. For those of you who have just been following the game on the blog, and didn't have a chance to play, you are all more then welcomed to come get hammered with us. The more the merrier, I always say.
Hugs and Kisses,
Mustache
Comments
Kobra KAI! Thanks for havin' us over to your snake hole. It was fabulous as are you. We especially loved your big black penis! Oh, btw we left our side burns and a soul patch behind...in case you are wondering about the hairy HULK knuckles. It's 11:30PM SUN and we are also recovering from bad ass hangovers. Good thing we're dead. Thanks Mustache for the goodtime! Thanks Neumie, our bitch (we luv ya) for the ride! And thanks Dryer for takin' care of the soggy HOHO.
We can't wait for the party...Mustache rides all around!
Posted by: THE CHI SQUAD at April 2, 2006 11:44 PM
Thanks KOBRA for the great shindig at your place, thanks CHI CUTIES for letting me be your bitch, and thanks MOUSTACHE for putting this all together. I'm glad I got off my ass and left the house last night. I think I've had more Jack Daniels in the last couple of weeks than I have ever had before.
Posted by: Neumie at April 3, 2006 12:03 AM
Im dissapointed in myself.
I have let Tuna live this long. Work has been sucking the very life out of me, and I havent had much time to stalk her. Maybe I just get too excited about fucking her over with my watergun, then taking her up to her apt and fucking her in a different way. STDs... who cares. a chance to fuck a celebrity doesnt come everyday.
One day, tuna, our paths will cross. unfortunately, probably not until the party. for now, its off to work...
The Lone.
The Vengeful.
The Dry.
Shooter McGavin
Remaining member of team Flaming Dragon.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at April 3, 2006 1:53 AM
You're speaking as if this shit is over. There are still dry assasins out there. You will be wettted if I have anything to do with it.
Posted by: Agent TG at April 3, 2006 3:01 AM
I think I'm allergic to NorthRidge. I was sick as a dog all weekend. I'm after you again TG.
Posted by: MM at April 3, 2006 9:08 AM
Yes, it was a great warmup for this weekend. It was lovely to meet all of you and to take care of some of you. For those who missed, that'll teach you not to miss the Drinks for the Dead. Though I suppose there won't be any more of those til next year.
Posted by: Dr. Dreyer at April 3, 2006 10:39 AM
Is the game over? Are we going into the fourth week? I am still being stalked. How does Sudden Death work?
Posted by: sleepy at April 3, 2006 11:54 AM
U may be allergic to the nerve gas I had my drones release on you last week.
Posted by: Agent TG at April 3, 2006 11:54 AM
I have 2 new guns to try out. Is the role of the rogue no longer necessary? If so.. SC: JF offers you his protection.
Posted by: Rogue JF at April 3, 2006 12:04 PM
SC and Mustache need to update us dry assassins on what is going on... or I will rape each of you while my herpes outbreak is lumpy and going strong.
Shooter: hey baby, how you doooooin? I's just jokin and sheeeit about the herps, I love you baby's daddy and I would never lie to you. You is payin for my baby's diapers after all, I ain't gonna front on you boo.
While experimenting over the weekend I found a really fast way of curing yeast infections too. Fill up your squirt gun with vinegar, monistat, and toothpaste and insert said gun into your vag... not only does it shoot up to your ovaries at 60 m.p.h., it burns SO GOOD. I love killing bacteria. Also I baked some bread over the weekend using this awesome yeast I found... the first rogue to shoot me gets a piece!
Love and kisses,
2na the diseased whorebag
p.s. KKK - can I get a copy of that sexy naked picture you showed me of yourself?
Posted by: Chicken of the Sea at April 3, 2006 12:18 PM
Tuna, the Kobra Kai Killer obliges. Anyone that would like a copy of the Kobra Kai Killer without his headband and without his dooky gold Kobra necklace (only wearing a smile), please email him at:
letsmudwrestle at yahoo dot com
He's looking forward to getting everyone's email from the party.
Posted by: Kobra Kai Killer at April 3, 2006 12:24 PM
I think SD starts tonight at midnight.
Posted by: ithink at April 3, 2006 12:30 PM
Sigh.
The people hunting TEAM i4i suck Chix of the Sea's infected puss hole. They ain't done shit. In fact, it has been down right boring.
How does this SUDDEN DEATH thing work. We is ready for the grudge match yo... and get this thing wrapped up in time for the par-tay!
Posted by: Agent Peeps at April 3, 2006 1:10 PM
KKK, I did send you an email already, right? I get super confused with all these new email addresses.
Posted by: Dr. Dreyer at April 3, 2006 1:18 PM
mmmmm...bread
Posted by: Pirate Gustav at April 3, 2006 1:43 PM
Nice a chance to party with my fellow assassins. i made it far dopwn the line almost to the end but im not down keep reading today might be my day.
Posted by: WoRd at April 4, 2006 2:53 PM
Contact your Shadow Governement Official: liveinfear@streetwars.net
The Kobra Kai Killer is so hung over. Shouts to all the assassins, rogues, and the living dead that had a part in it.
Posted by: Kobra Kai Killer at April 2, 2006 11:07 PM