24 Hours

Yo, turn my headphones up!

If we've killed rogues does that count as a kill towards the 3 kills required to make it into sudden death?

To my kills and killers,
Thank you OBI (for foolishly succomming to my plan and letting me watch you die), and thank you to WoRD (whom i got the pleasure of shooting outside my window when he faced the cops) and gave me 24 hours of freedom before killing me, and thank you Kobra Kai for opening the door for me just cause I smashed my tits up against your window, shooting me in the foot and then making me a drink. It was a pleasure and I will have to move to the next city where the game is being played. and until then....Old School. High Gear. JAG

If that ONE chance entails ball/taint-licking, everyone of yalls better surrender while you're ahead...
I've got god-given testicle soaking skills that would make the pope weep.

You can't even kill a rogue.

Thats a true story.... in fact I think she's pretty scared of the rogues....

Boo.

hehehe, JF is one scary mutha! Good thing I'm a rogue or I might have just pissed myself!

AGENT BS i am getting EXTREEEMELY Dissapointed in you. I can't believe that Tuna is still in the game and am starting to despise the fact that I am out and she's still in....this may bode very poorly for all of you.

MC -

Maybe if you took it in the ass you would still be in the game... why don't you think about that for a while and how you've failed not only in street wars but in life as well. I gave you pertinent info on how you could snipe your target, hell I even gave you the secrets of my apartment building, but you are just too fat and lazy to do anything about it. I shall shit on your face and you shall like it the next time we meet.

I'm gonna go pee the bed now.

Seacrest out!

I really wish you were my target tuna, I'd love nothing more right now than to hose you down. Your assasin is a disgrace.

This really sucks!!! Out here in the rain with a master plan and then come to find out we were given bullshit addresses.

Some of the assassins playing in this tournament have the moral fortitude of whale shit. Could we get some sort of address verification for the remaining players? I know from others I've spoken with that this level of pansy ass subterfuge is not an uncommon occurrence.

We're still dry...

In case you all wanted to get a peep of the Kobra Kai Killer talking shit and doing his stalking check out the news on Tuesday, Apr 4 on 11PM channel 4 (NBC).

I know what you mean Camper. I'm dealing with the same thing from i4i. It's ironic, because they were complaining earlier about false addresses.

Buttercup - Was that your parents I met tonight? They seemed like a lovely couple, but as I stood in the foyer of the address you gave as yours, I can tell you one thing. No one under 60 lives in that house.

Peeps - Do you really expect me to believe that the executive producer of a successful movie lives above a garage behind Pinks?

The Flaming Dragons have officially proved their flaming douchebaggery tonight... lame attempt + lying about hitting me = shkerlakkkaderbaduuuurtesilmy

I have the worst assassins ever... who assigned these fags to me?

Our assasins have proved themselves to be cunning and dedicated. I do however need to confirm that they did NOT hit either of us while smoking on the veranda this eve.

We wouldn't pull that shit before sudden death.

Were mother fucking bitches, but were not cunts.

EK, the Kobra Kai Killer is sorry to have been pissy with you, but if you read the blog, Sudden Death starts on Wednesday. The rules haven't even been discussed.

When you attached the hose on the window sill water began to shoot indoors. It being 12:45, the Kobra Kai Killer was flossing with piano wire and wasn't looking to take another shower.

Now, come Wednesday, the Kobra Kai Killer expects that you'll have your I.D. card all clean and polished up for him. He's working on a necklace and he thinks that your card would make a nice addition.

I was also there, Kobra Kai, and EK and I are rogue assassins. We were fully aware of the sudden death start time, but none of us (including yourself) have been briefed on the rules of engagement regarding rogues in sudden death. We apologize for disturbing your flossing session, but we were only doing our job. I'm not sure why you'd expect EK's card, but perhaps it is you who should be polishing his card (pending an SC ruling).

No hard feelings...just business.

Wasn't it a beautiful night for stalking? 60 degrees, nice breeze, coyotes running rampid... ahh just like the good ol days when uncle charlie used to come over drunk in the middle of the night, waking me up with his warm heavy breath on the back of my neck. He took me outside on my swingset to play a game of hide the sausage, oh the joyous memories! Brings a tear to my eye...

ehem...

Agent BS aka Shooter McGavin, I hear you are unfortunately still in the game after this evening's mishap, I will spit on you the next time I see you, and then rape your gay wingman JS. You pulled off the lamest attempt at assassinating me known to man. You didn't have your weapon ready and even allowed for me to laugh at you before shooting you. tisk tisk... and then you said you were "forced" to come after me by your wingman... what, you were too pansy to do it yourself? A real man would've admitted defeat...

It's ok, I'm intimidating, I know.

Back to lifting my 5 million pound weights.

2na

Tuna-

This is me, Over it.

You will get drenched...

KKK as JF puts it, its just business. Im not aware of a truce period until Sudden Death rules are made public. Lets see what the SC has to say.

Too bad you can't drench me anymore... the only soaking that will occur now is that of your bed sheets when my box leaks onto it after raping you...

now that I think about it, why didn't you and wingman try to rape me when I invited you up to my apartment? That was a missed opportunity my dear. The only thing good you have going for yourself is that trendy haircut. We should exchange pomade secrets the next time we meet.

kisses!

2na

Is there a prize for Skankiest Assassin?

Camper is only just now finding he's got a bad address? Sounds like someone didn't do their homework.

When you're shooting a hose of water into someone's house and creating property damage and a possible electrical fire (water was streaming into an electrical socket), the Kobra Kai Killer is of the opinion that you are breaking the rules (the same goes for whatever monkey took down half of his garden in the backyard and didn't fess up). Property damage is breaking the law, plain and simple and I'm sure that the Shadow Government does not condone it. If any monkey out there tries to get the Kobra Kai Killer out of his house by breaking his windows or setting his house on fire he is going to very very unhappy. People please think about what you're doing.

Besides, the Kobra Kai Killer is not the only person living in that house. Please refrain from extra late night tomfoolery. Doing retarded shit at 12:45 is plain ol' inconsiderate and annoying.

Now, from what has been posted on the blogs, the game is 3 weeks long. That time came and went. It was also posted that there were 24 hours of grace for people who couldn't get their shit together. It didn't say anything about rogues and it also states that Sudden Death starts on Wednesday.

The Kobra Kai Killer is shocked that you would ask the Supreme Government for a ruling. You're only letting everyone know on the board just how bad your gameplay really is by making your tactics public. So be it.

"...there is a reason for the non-release of information..." From the SC homself...He doesn't say "Grace Period" or "No Rogues", or anything about the Kobra Kai Killer being safe. Sounds to me like someone is reaching pretty far here.

Actually some rogues burned my house down two nights ago...What did I do. I huddled inside my fire proof safe for 12 hours till they left, my soaker and my many bars of gold bulion were all the company I had.. U don't hear me crying about it.

TG,

You are obviously lying about your gold, as any man that had any gold at all would know that you spell it "bullion", not "bulion"...it's fucking printed on the damn bars, son!

In any case, it is significantly more pimp to have it in dubloons, as it adds that air of piracy to the loot...and chicks dig pirates.

As fer the KKK situation.

Property damamge is not cool.

If homey had to roll out to prevent water damage and got shot while doing so, I will not allow the kill.

KKK,

Your window was closed (and assumed in good "leak free" working order. We did not break it, mess with it, cause property damage, or intend to otherwise upset the Kranky Kobra Kai.

If turning on a garden hose is breaking the rules, then perhaps I should put a flow resister on my super soaker. It was a clean move.

Also, don't whine about us consulting the SC. If you hadn't thrown a fit last night, we could have settled this like monkeys, instead of ranty bloggers.

OK I'm lying about the gold.... the rest is true.

Man, I used to have respect for you, JF. Killing BK made you a star, and now you've gone and ruined it all. Turning on a garden hose in someone's house might not be technically against the rules, but it ain't got no style. You, sir, are like school on Sunday.

In defense of agent TG:

Sorry to say it SC, but there is no such thing as a "DUBLOON". Even a pirate would know there's a third O in there. BULLION and DOUBLOONS aside, Agent Tuna has got to go. She is the most asinine, distasteful, and imbecilic example of a human being I've ever had the pleasure of never meeting. Someone squirt her already! Just be careful-- apparently there are coyotes running RAMPID.

Please.

You should be an expert on the setup Dreyer :) But it was ON the house, and the kill wasn't for me. It was EK's setup and he made the kill. I'm not going to say it was stylish, cause it wasn't, but the war isn't getting any longer.

If I were referring to old school pirate booty, I would have said DOUBLOON, jackass.

I said DUBLOON because I was referring to pirate booty from the future (specifically the year 28492 ARJ3 [After Robot Jesus 3]), where their gold is held in DUBLOONS.

Know what yer talking about before using those proletariat fingers to type replies that will do nothing but get you cocksmacked for being a punk.

Ahem.

Perhaps you forgot my infallibility?

Supreme Commander
Shadow Government

Regardless of your intentions when setting up the hose, the outcome, water coming inside the house and into socket, is still the same and thus, the only reason the Kobra Kai Killer was outside.

Kranky? Who wouldn't be if this shit happened to them at 1 in the morning?

KKK,..come now lets not be children. This is a game and you got shot. We met in person and you know that i would not ruin your property,..not my style.We were just trying to get you out. And you did come out checking with a torch.
I know that your girl was sleeping. We were quiet.
Nobody was advised of a grace period and there is no such thing. People are getting stalked and assaulted as we speak. Dont take the fun out of the game.

Too much talk,.. ill go grab a drink.

Having the title of Rogue Assassin used to mean something, it used to be feared.

Botched attempts? Unheard of.

What has happened? Is the SC that hard up for talent?

I'd have to agree that a 1am, 3am, or even 5am kill and harrassment are all fair game. Upsetting and annoying, yes, but fair game.
The rules do state that the game goes for 3 weeks AND A FINAL DEATH ROUND.
I don't know the rest, re: property damage or such, nor do I know the character of the rogues or KKK, so I can't begin to question who's telling the full truth of the matter.
As for my armchair opinion - getting killed off so close to the end would upset even me and I'd try and challenge any possible violation.
But if there really was property damage, I'd say prove it and SUE. Otherwise, it sounds like KKK was just annoyed by the 12:45am disturbance...

And what kind of assassin rests his head at 12:45am?

Dear ----8---@ (I'm assumung this is the symbol for a complete shit filled degenerate human being),

Obviously I am the worst and skankiest assassin to ever live, but you my lad are even gayer for having to use microsoft word's thesaurus for coming up with words to describe how much you hate me. If there is anyone in this competition that deserves to be shat on, it is you. I wish the KKK accidentally fucks you in the eyeball so you have to have a prosthetic made to live more normally so you don't have to have that gaping hole in your face (although if I were your husband, I’d discourage the prosthetic and get quite a bit of mileage out of that extra hole. Oh, on your period again, huh? No problemo- take off those glasses, you silly goose).

Or better yet I hope you get caught in a burning building and survive with 80% of your body severely burned. Hey, look on the bright side- you already have a brown hat, now all you need is a green and red striped sweater for Halloween and you will be set.

Please do all of us a favor and go roll around in barbed wire with Magic Johnson.

With love and compassion,
Agent Tuna

The Kobra Kai Killer will gladly fuck an eyeball or two intentionally and then turn around and blame it on the Jack Daniels.

Dearest Pimp-Daddy SC
Regarding Pirate Booty of the Future: BRILLIANT!

*sporfle... snort... giggle*

It was the final coin to tip the scales. I am now officially in love with you.

P.S. Nice use of the Brackets inside Paretheses as well.... in keeping with the pimp-ass punctuation posts of previous days.

Will somebody please kill Tuna?

I will never allow this "dubloon" to exist (though, writing from the year 25766 I can't compute how you knew of the world's impending shortage of doubloons, crippling the vast Piratical Economy [set in place by Robot Jesus 1 (who, incidentally, was a total douche who totally deserved his ritual electrofixion [as recorded in the Book of Xerxetron, available at all finer downloading stations])]. I am now dispatching my cadre of Apostlebots to the past to rectify this little aberration in the SpaceTime Continuum. I will relax here in UltraZion XZ80, comfortable in the knowledge that I shall reign supreme forever and ever.

hahaha -8- got OWNED. straight scaring all u crying and complaining hermaphordites into submission.

No! My single punctuation error has caused my InfallibiltyMatrix to activate, destroying me and my minions, clearing the way for the accursed Robot Jesus 3! All has come to pass as you have forseen it! Damn you, Supreme Commander! Damn you to hell!!

Wow you guys are bigger nerds than I thought you were.

Pirate Wench,

Finally, a woman who understands the inherent "naked-on-bear-skin-in-front-of-a-roaring-fire-with-snifter-of Couvassier-listening-to-Hot-Buttered-Soul-By Isaac-Hayes" pimpaliciousness of punctuation.

If you need a little warm up tonight before SC gets here, let me know (or has my exclamation point already punctuated your semi-colon [nudge, nudge, wink, wink]?).

SC:

Touché.

AT:

What? Lame.

HONK IF YOU HATE TUNA!

Now, I had this same thought when I was reading all the posts on that CNN page talking about what a waste of time this all is: who's the bigger nerd- the person who is sitting around killing time at work waiting to hunt and having fun posting dumb shit, or the person who sits there and reads it all and takes the time to post something negative about it instead of a) enjoying the fun or b) clicking back on to the Sean Hannity Fanclub Page and shutting the fuck up?

I'd say it's me, for taking the time to post this response.

NERDs? GEEKs? UNDERSEXed? maybe so...nonetheless, this is a symtomatic side of effect of being dry so late in da game.

Water is life, were drawn to it, peeps need water, yet this game has turned water into death. hope u get ur wish ARDY, of quenching ur thirst with succulient, salty secretions.

We all know that nerds rule the world. Haven't you seen the movies? The Nerds always come out on top, they even converted Ogre to their side. To say that any of you not only competing in this game, but participating in the smack talk on the site as well...Just face it, and embrace the nerd that is you.

honking

Well said TG. I never said nerd was a bad thing.

I think "bye-bye Tuna," "Tuna Sux," and "----8---@" are all the same person. Either way I wish cancer upon each of you.

Back to my Sean Hannity fan club...

Weak. Getting personal anonymously is totally weak and unassassin-y. Though I do kind of like the rhythm of Forehead Commander. Maybe if I ever get command of something, that'll be my nom de guerre. I'm receding a bit.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberry.

Damn Snarklops is another great name.
I think once Tuna dissed magic johnson and began wishing cancer and death by fire upon people she kinda took it to another level. The floodgates have been opened.

Does Tuna have a level?

I don't know why all y'all are so down on Tuna. She's a sweet girl.

I seems to me that all y'all are jealous that she hasn't paid any attention to you.

Sweet girls don't ever speak with negativity about the great Magic Johnson ("Please do all of us a favor and go roll around in barbed wire with Magic Johnson."). If they do....they ain't sweet and they get a pimp slap "from up to down" as the SC would say.

I noticed my previous comment was deleted...
Interesting that it's okay to talk about violating eyesockets, wishing cancer upon people, rape, etc but forehead comments are strictly off limits.

(honk)
(honk)
(honk)
(honk)

Magic was overrated and the Lakers suck.

Four Yaks....... You're wading into dangerous waters. The blasphemous language you allow to flow through the filthly little paws you consider fingers will bring upon you my swift and furious rath. Now child, go back to talking about squirtguns and how sweet Agent Tuna is.

sigh..none of you guys are real pirates! robot jesus 1 2 3.. HA! and the Supreme Commander got wet on his trip to L.A by the new flight Ateendant; The Crunch Wrap Supreme.

nonetheless, For those who have felt stalked, most likely you have, I am impressed by some of you guys, although I never bothered to figure out who I was viewing with my Night vision googles, I have seen some crafty works from assassins hunting thier targets.

TO the Mustdouche and the supreme diva, I shall be waiting for you in MIAMI. I am glad you accept my challenge. Hell, I might be bored enough to camp out LAX airport.. however, I am in negotiating with McGyver and GWAR as we speak. Hrmm, I am still consdering the water canon that GWAR has.. quite am amazing canon, strong enough to take down a house, and I could careless about property damage.. since you will be literally dead from the water canon. Let's just say it puts the Fire Department Water canon to shame!

Oh Tuna, you sound like a fine speciman... please do come to Miami, we would most happily have you as our feast. Oh, and do bring all your trimmings, STD, yeast, etc.. we are immune to such trivial things, for we are pirates and us pirates are true mongers. We set sailed to the South East Asia and have our ways with those sluts, same in India and Africa..But when jungle fever and yellow fever doesn't call, the sirens of the carribeans and the little brown fuck machines of south america will feel our hunger.
Hrmm, I believe it is time for us to set sail to the Vercali, only true pirates knows of that direction, however; i'll give you a clue: Rocky Horror Picture Show: Transylvania is also in the same path heading Vercali.
Well time to go and finish business with GWAR and McGyver and than to meet Hironobu Sakaguchi, (creator of Final Fantasy) and Chiaki Kouichi (creator of "Last Exile" Sylvanna) For a new design on our flying ships.

I'll see you all in the grand party but you all won't know me! I shall not reviel myself to that worthless New Yorken until I have personally assiniated him in Miami when the game begins.

The Namesless, The Faceless One
Incognito

TG & Snarklops- Why was there a line being crossed? Are you Magic Johnson (it would explain why you're still alive, since your security would be top-notch)? Why does putting Magic in a joke that's pushing the boundaries of taste in order to be funny warrant personal attacks?

Do you actually think Tuna wishes cancer on people, or wants to be raped, or any of the shit she posts on here? I mean, it's possible, I guess, but it's much more likely that she's saying these things just to get laughs at the audacity, which I applaud wholeheartedly, and which you ought not to get offended by. You should examine what exactly about the things she posts makes you react the way you do, and why you make the leap from lighthearted (albeit disgusting) joking, and real personal dislike.

Also, it's "wrath," not "rath."

Incognito,

????

WHAT
THE
FUCK

????

Are you retarded, illiterate or a combination of both?

I was going to delete your comment, but it made so little sense and was so strange, I could not bring myself to do so.

That said, if there's cats like you in Miami, I don't think the Shadow Government will be coming down there...ever.

We have standards.

If I had to read kill stories written in that manner, I daresay I would gouge my eyes out daily rather than have them gaze upon that filth.

Fo reals.

respeck.

I never made any personal attacks on anyone Incognito.... All I said was her level of shit talking and wishes of physical punishment upon her assasins was increasing rapidly, and she had taken things to another level of irritation. As for the anonymous personal attacks, I wouldn't say a blog is all that personal.
And by the way, what the hell are you talking about? Miami and water bazookas? I feel stupider now that I have attempted to understand your rant of ignorance.

I think it's easy to see why the game is set for 3 weeks. It would appear that the stalkers are getting out of ninja pants, and into cranky ones.

What happened to the "pat on the back" thread, or the "hey, you got me (not in the ass)" or similar, positive movements?

www.imjustsayin.com

Incognito, you are more of an embarassment to pirates than Spotswood. Look it up.

Senor Squirt makes a valid point... I think the tension comes form our lack of information, we are lost, tense little assasins waiting for information, rules, updates of any kind. Until then we wait and fight with each other.
Maybe it'stime for an update SC?

TG, you blended my post in with that horrendous miscarriage of writing by Incognito. And it wasn't you that made the personal attacks (by which I meant the attempt at insulting someone's appearance rather than their assassin skills or skankiness or whatever), but you and the actual offender were on the same page. I was making the point that you shouldn't get irritated by any of that stuff unless you actually were magic johnson. I don't care anymore. Just don't confuse me with Incognito.

Agent TG - I am assuming on your first sentence, you meant someone else but me. I do not recall making any personal attacks with anyone here. I am assuming you meant DR.Dreyer

SC - for the time being, yes I am retarted... and sadly I must agree about my previous post.
I should learn to read my own shit before posting.

Nonetheless, I will just say I have acquired some new weapons from Los Angeles own, GWAR.
To those who knows GWAR, consider yourself lucky. I asked why they did not join in the game. The responce I recieved was a headshot from Oderus Urungus new weapon. Simply state, I enter into a Euphroic hallucinating state of mind. Hopefully that explains my previous post.
Now if you don't know who GWAR is, you have alot of learning to do.. Let's just say they have showered millions of people in the last 20 years and still going!

Incognito

Geez.
I gotta say it - Tuna, I've got your back. Though your particular sense of humor is a bit, shall we say "vulgar", I do find it amusing and consider it within the spirit of the game. I think the reason you're such flame bait is that most guys don't like being beaten by a girl, unless they've paid for it and the leather straps don't chafe. But if she gets under your skin and you can't stand it anymore, go out and soak her down. Speaking only for myself, she's still in this game and I'm not. This means she's better at it - even if by "better at it" I mean trading on her looks, crass humor, or handjobs for the shadow government. At the end of the day she's still dry, and I'm just a reincarnated rogue agent. Tuna, I don't like your style, but I can respect it.

As for the nerd factor, I'm in agreement. I was telling my buddy Don Mega about the game and he said, "Gino, you're hanging out with nerds." My reply was "1 - I'm a nerd too, or have you forgotten about the internet job and website, and 2 - these "nerds" are out doing cool shit and having a good time." While Don Mega and other people are sitting around their houses playing Halo or some James Bond knock off game, we're out there living it. Even if it's silly or childish, or the security guard at the Pegasus says I need to get a life, or the Broadway bar thinks I'm some kind of neanderthal chauvinist because I advocate "not loving them hos"- I'm having a blast. I can't wait to hang with everyone at the wrap party. I can only hope that you're as entertaining in person and nobody holds back on the shit talking.

And if you disagree - Blow me.

Hah....Dr. Dryer I would never do such a thing as compare yourself, or pretty much anyone to Incognito. My appologies if I made it seems as though I would commit such a blunder. My appologies.
TG

Yeah, concerning Miami, I was raised there and my family is still there I really don't think that this game would go over very well over there. Most everyone is strapped for reals (lots and lots of concealed weapons) and having people sneaking around could cause some accidents with folks that don't know any better.

Maybe it's the warm weather, but people down there are hot blooded and have short tempers.

so, what's the deal is the game over or what? It's been 24 hours already. Some people need to get on with their lives. SC, how bout a post?

Well I lived there for 22 years. Been here in Los Angeles for 15 months..
I have to disagree "Welcome".. simply put, my 15 months in West and South Los Angeles, I have seen, heard more gunshots than in Miami in my 20+ years.
Los Angeles is literally dangerous and gangs are still active... there is basically no gangs in miami left.

As long as the "playfield" is from the Beach coast line of South Beach, Miami beach, Surfside, Bal Harbor, Sunny Isle, Hallandale, Aventura and possibly Hollywood.. all the way to I-95 highway from Hollywood or Hallandale to Downtown Miami (by Wolfen Campus) than the playing field is big and safe.

just a few bad sectors is included though, such as part of downtown, little haiti, 79th street to 36th street of biscayne blvd, part of 125th, 135, 163rd st are a bit danger to lurk around @ 4am.

but it is not as bad as it is here in Los Angeles. To much gun shooting here, way to much! Alot of blacks vs blacks, hispanics vs hispanics (gang related) and blacks vs hispanic drama.. mostly all teenagers.

I mean, should I still be hunting? Am I still being hunted? Should I get ready to turn on my teammates? Or should we just keep talking about Miami? Sorry to be so hungry for info, it's just that this has been the longest three weeks of my life...