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StreetWars Wrap Party - Sunday Apr 9th
April 2, 2006 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 10:28 PM
Heads up my lovely assassins. The big mamajama of drinking and molesting of your fellow players will be taking place on Sunday, Apr 9th, starting at 8pm.
Highlights will include:
- Original kill order revealed, with everyone's pictures posted on a wall, so you can see just who WAS Kobra Kai, and how far were you removed from say... BK.
- Awards ceremony
- Free make out sessions with the Stache (and Supreme will be accepting HJs)
So where the hell is it?
We... can't say yet. We are still wrapping up the final details, but should be revealed by the morrow. It will be in downtown LA somewhere.
This is an open party, so everyone is welcomed to come and bring their friends. For those of you who have just been following the game on the blog, and didn't have a chance to play, you are all more then welcomed to come get hammered with us. The more the merrier, I always say.
Hugs and Kisses,
Mustache
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Drinks for the Dead
April 1, 2006 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 11:32 AM
I, Lord Mustache XVI is in town once again. Drinks for the Dead tonight (Sat) at 9pm-11pm at the Formosa Cafe, and that would be drinks for almost all of you. Come and regale me with your grand, magnificant tales. Inspire me to weep man tears for you as you recount your watery death over loads of cheap whiskey. Extra bonus points for anyone showing up with a mustache.
Formosa Cafe
7156 Santa Monica Blvd
West Hollywood, CA 90046
I look forward to getting hammered with you fucks.
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Santa Claws
March 22, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 11:37 AM
Just want to let you assassins know that I have not forsaken you.
In fact, right now I'm doing some Santa type shit on your behalf...you kids are gonna get a present here soon.
A sexy present.
I'll be posting the kills for the day and such a bit later. There are things that currently demand my attention...like being Santa and beating information out of some people.
Yes, beating.
Unlike in the movies, those fancy Slimer-green colored "truth serum" shots don't actually work...all they do is get people high (which ain't a bad thing really, but not so good if you want to make some jackass talk). Ya got to use some of that elbow grease if you want secret information. Chinese water torture also works, but takes waaaaay longer and is kinda a waste of water.
That said, I have to be careful who I beat. Being beat by such a good-looking, powerful, gold-laden and fit man such as myself could be a turn-on for some...though I have found pleasure makes people talk just as well sometimes...
Oh, look at me! I could go on forever about different information extraction methods and sexy beatings...
Anyway, I must be off...I'm eating some endangered animal for lunch and then I must get back to the Santa stuff.
Expect kills to be up this evening.
Oh.
...and if I haven't said it before - I love you kids.
Yer de-aridation skills make me proud.
Supreme "Papa" Commander
Shadow Government
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Drinks for the Dead
March 19, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 11:51 AM
Deadnks for the Dead at the Formosa Café in West Hollywood starting at 6:30. Agent Red and perhaps even the Mustache Commander will be in attandance.
Don't be pussy!
Drink on Sunday.
Formosa Cafe
7156 Santa Monica Blvd / La Brea
West Hollywood, CA 90046
(323) 850-9050
P.S. Kill stories and such will be posted soon.
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Back In NYC...
March 14, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 10:54 AM
Ahhh...nice to back back home, ensconsed by fine velvet and finer women...
That said, I have to admit I did enjoy your fine city for the short time I was there...though once I complete my takeover of LA, the first thing I'm gonna do is add some more fucking street signs and directions...driving up in your piece is a bitch fo' reals.
But I digress...I just wanted to assure you that I got home safe (I know you were worried) and that I am just now using the MASSIVE computing power of the Shadow Government mainframe and compiling kills and answering your RE-Tarded questions via voice recognition software (yah, like you though I was gonna be typing and mess up my beautiful soft hands...pffft...my hands are used for only 5 things: Wettin', Drinkin', Countin' Gold, Pleasuring Women and flippin' suckers off after I wet them, drink their liquor, take their gold and/or please their women.
Indeed.
So, rest yer pretty little heads safe in the knowledge that kills will be posted soon and all yer questions/issues you took the time to write to me about will be answered soon as well.
Now wait...
I'll be done soon enough...
Kissees!
Supreme Commander
Shadow Government
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Team Special Targets!
March 12, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 11:36 PM
So...yer probably wondering who the special targets on the teams are...
The Shadow Government was carefully examining surveillance videos, collected since sign-ups began, of team players. After much debate, which included a long filibuster and numerous votes of the ruling council, we have decided the following subjects will be the special target for their realted teams.
This information will be valid for the entire game.
Teams, don't let yer leader and fellow members down...if the leader gets wet, the whole team is OUT.
No complaints, there's no crying in Killer.
and now...
Team Special Targets:
Arcane Apaches
Alan Gl.
Blakey
Nolan Ga.
Bravo
Matt McC.
Burnside Hooligans
Brian Ja.
Coltranes
Duncan Bir.
DEATH OR GLORY ASSASSINS
Peter Hab.
Death-2-O
Isky Isk.
Evil Swiss Empire
Caroline Ste.
Flaming Dragons
Bryan Spr.
G4 Power Strangers
Jeremy Hac.
Grassy Knolls
Tanja Ship.
Hydrophobia
Lane Knee.
Hyper Vipers
Kenneth Mac.
i4i
Rhoades Rad.
Mingus
Mario Gue.
Mr Topps
David Cans.
Nexus Assassins
Owen Su.
Ninja Assassins
Allison Higu.
Post Mortem
Jarred Bu.
Prodigy
Jonathan Go.
QuickNEasy Cleaners Co.
Sammy Wo.
Smallberries
Chris Cru.
Smoke and Mirrors
Adam Stei.
SMOKIN' ACES
Maria Will.
Team Adventure
Jackie Co.
THE AQUA MARINES
David Sold.
THE CHI SQUAD
Meleina May.
The Dessicants
Kathryn Dono.
The Four Aces
Peter Alun Th.
The Spritz Pistols
Enno Jaco.