NYC 2006

School Rule - Clarification

September 28, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 02:24 PM

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In my infinite wisdom, I have decided that we should illuminate you wannabe (and be) assassins on the rules in reference to targets that go to school.

Know these rules well, I don�t want to get any more calls from you cats, interrupting my mackage of the fine young women in my harem in order to have me address your piddling concerns. I�m sure a couple of you must score sometimes�how would you like it if I rolled up on you and interrupted your coitus? Hmmmm�bad example, come to think of it, you�d probably like it, because it would be me after all�but ok�let�s say someone else that wasn�t me did it � then would you like it? Probably not, particularly as most of you are probably still learning what goes where and breaking your concentration would likely mess up your whole game. Now I have experience so that�s not a concern for me, but it�s still friggin� annoying.

So...

I give you SCHOOL RULES:

If you are in school and go to class:

You are safe while in class, while the teacher is teaching you whatever it is your dumb ass needs to learn.

You have a safe zone only for the 15 minutes before and after your scheduled classes on the floor your class is on. This means elevators, stairwells, etc are NOT SAFE ZONES EVER.

That�s it for school � clear enough?

No more complaints...I�m off for a marathon session with the Harem, then a well deserved soak in my gold lava rock hot tub�

Damn, I lead a hard life.

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