NYC 2006

The game begins...

September 25, 2006 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 03:16 AM

Lil' Abacus with GPG and Ro-Ro

Allow me to tip my handsome fedora to all you fine aspiring asassins I had to pleasure to meet this weekend. Did you enjoy the hospitality of our fine private stock whiskey and our collection of neighbourhood crackies? I have to say, you lot are some of the more delicious looking assassins I have seen, and I look forward to molesting you all.

Excellent Bribes

Promises of sexual impropriaties asides, a few of you did manage to stick out above the rest, either with bribes or with charms. That bottle of single barrel Blanton will be enjoyed with great relish, a bribe of class and sophistication. Mustache is very impressed. And that little calling card which is cleverly descriptive of a certain Agent's name? I hope you carry them with you, and leave one with your victims so they can wipe off the shame of their loss.

Get cracking on the killing... please...

That said, the clock has just struck 3:38am and our Shadow Government mainframe email server is still sadly void of any kill reports? I hope for your sake, that some "good news" arrives in our mailbox before Supreme Commander wakes up from his slumbers, as he is not nearly as kind or forgiving as me, and a great storm of fury will be unleashed if he is not properly appeased with a good does of killing come morning.

Do not disappoint us young assassins.

Current status:
Total game kill count: 0

Contact your Shadow Governement Official: liveinfear@streetwars.net