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Wholesale Liquidators (3) smoked Team Hashish (1)

Wholesale Liquidators® asks you... Have you visited our new Bargain Basement Lounge?

That's right! While you shop, mosey over to our European-style cafe and cash in on this week's special:
Smoke Four Hashish Pipes For The Price Of One!

But first, take advantage of the 2-for-1 drink special while stalking your prey. Because when you've drunkened 6 double vodkas for the price of 3, the room starts spinnin', and you're about to empty your gun into that loud grundle-swab from Iowa at the end of the bar--you know it's the perfect time to enjoy one of our delicious Atkins cigarettes outside. The perfect time too for Agent JK, team leader of four, to get home and get dead.

Our Bargain Basement Lounge may cause you to see a few targets, and some pink elephants, but our rock bottom prices provide you enough ammo to shoot 'em all.

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Sprout (2) took down Birdman (0)

It wasn't supposed to happen this way.....

Drunken Monkey:

I was supposed to head out to the targets home area to do some recon/stake out action around 4am...
I had some intel that he worked at 6am sometimes and thought today might be that day....

Unfortunately or fortunately I had some work last night and ended up drinking with some colleagues after, you know how it is,
you have one scotch, and then another, and then follow that with three Smithwick's..and suddenly it's 4am....too late to head out to the middle of nowhere
trying to catch a guy on his way to work.

Only one option....stake out work.  I hadn't been there yet so i figured at least I would get a little info on those surroundings and possible traffic routes in and out
of the building.  I did a once around the building and determined that there were maybe 2 entrances with a possible 4+ exits....fine ,it was still early and I decided to grab
some doughnuts, I know not the appropriate assasin fare, but drunken monkey's eat anything.....

At anyrate I sat in the Dunkin dougnuts for a half hour before going out again, in a feeble hope of catching my target...there were at least two ways he could be coming from
but having left him basically to his own devices for the last couple of days I surmised that he would not be too suspicious, so eventually I waited on the corner across the street from his work, following a direct line from the subway station.

Here there was minor traffic and eventually I saw one guy who I thought could have been him, he crossed the street and I hoped it wasn't, but I pulled out my target picture (drunken espionage at it's best) just to be sure. I placed it behind the newspaper I had ganked earlier and was inspecting it at the very moment my target walked across the corner, almost in disbelief I called out his name and reached for my gun....he turned around and I shot him, once, twice maybe three times just to be sure.  He looked at me in total surprise, expressing that he is never there before 7am..he said it twice and then gave me his card. I offerered to buy him a drink at same time expressing it was probably too early for him as he was about to go to work...It was a drunken offer... the sleepless city was just waking up...and there was nowhere to get another drink even if I wanted to.

I shook hands with the recently wetted and we parted ways.  time of death 5:31am.

I got home around 6am and called girlfriend to let me into the apartment. I had forgotton my keys.  Am I even being hunted...some times things are too easy.