NYC 2006
World War III.
October 11, 2006 - Posted by Li'l Abacus at 10:55 PM
Current status...
Players remaining: 25
Current kill leader: Bushwick Country Club (10)
You guys are shitty. That's all I have to say. See, even Londoners are coming in here taunting you. And that whole country is made up of the gays. You want the king of England coming into your house, pushing you around and having his way with your woman with his uncircumcised penis?! Fuck no. Then grab your water gun and soak that bitch. (If you get oral from a Brit, can you get gingivitis in the bathing suit area?)
In personal news, I made a delicious mixed micro green salad with a citrus vinaigrette for The Supreme Commander for his second lunch, only to have him throw it at me. He then lectured that salads, much like excercise, are for women. Angry and still hungry, SC demanded I make him an entire Thanksgiving dinner. He took his supper al fresco, in front of an orphanage in East Harlem.
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- Look Over Your Shoulder (3) wetted MC Pee Pants (1)
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Look Over Your Shoulder (3) wetted MC Pee Pants (1)
The shadow government informed me I had less than 24 hours to make my kill before Agent Dickbag (not real agent name) was leaving on business until Sunday. After reading all the UK vs. US bullshit on the blog I figured it was time to pony up and make America proud. So I took off from work, staked out his building with two exits, acted nonchalant, which I've perfected, and followed him from a distance. Target was clean shaven (unlike his picture) and his hair was a little shorter too. He walked out of the safe zone to use the bank machine. I waited for him to turn around to identify the kill and when he came out I shot him. Pretty simple really. Gun misfired a little but he didn't even attempt to go for the 30lb per cubic inch Water Tazer he had in his man purse. He was nice and handed over his card. Sometimes it's perfecting the simple things that's the most difficult. Word up to the wise.
Agent Look Over Your Shoulder
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