NYC 2006

One down.

October 18, 2006 - Posted by Li'l Abacus at 12:19 PM

A note from the desk of The Supreme Commander:

"Sudden Death begins and already one of you has fallen attempting to take my dryness from me. Irrigated like crops by the Duchess.

Phire was a brave and ballsy assassin� alas, in the end he was also unlucky. 3 weeks this assassin survived, through sweat, blood and no tears, he evaded the Rogues, he killed one of his targets two times (a necessity due to target's douchebaggery - note to target: you still owe us a bribe you cheap fuck!) and once teams were eliminated, he gave his teammate a fighting chance and took him out honorably (not the same can be said for the rest of you teams�).

The above excellence aside, he was also able to identify Shadow Government HQ before any of you� in fact, he knew where to look before he was even in Sudden Death.

How was such a pimp-skilled assassin killed? His gun fucked him (not literally mind you�well�at least not literally then - I have no idea what he does in the privacy of his own home�). He saw the Duchess approach him, while aiming dead center at her sumptuous breasts, he pulled the trigger� and his gun misfired. [I hear that many men have this problem when confronted with beautiful women in tense situations - performance anxiety I believe they call it� I think they have either pills or therapists for that sort of thing.] The Duchess did not laugh at his misfortune, she just showed him how one is supposed to properly use a gun.

Respect to you Phire, you played a good game - not great, cuz I'm still dry, but still, good."

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