NYC 2006

Where the hell are my pictures!

October 2, 2006 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 05:41 PM

Hey, you guys ever hear of those new fangled "digital camera" thingees? You know, some of them fancy mobile phones of yours got it built in. You can TAKE PICTURES with it.

Listen, I am an immigrant to your great country and I don't read too good. I prefer having my harem masterbate me while reading picture books damn it! Video is even better. We demand to be entertained!

And if you feel the need to be more stealth, upon request, we can withold your pictures from being posted till you either win or die.

Right now, the BEST VISUAL KILL award is just sitting pretty there on in my massive library (of picture books), waiting for you to claim it.

Don't any of you have the vanity to want to capture your moment of glory for all of StreetWars history to remember?

GET TO IT ASSASSINS!

Contact your Shadow Governement Official: liveinfear@streetwars.net