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The knives edge closer...

- Posted by Li'l Abacus at 8:27 PM

Mustache Commander Game status update
Total kill count: 42

Kill leader: Night Thrasher (5)


Stepping briefly away from the duties that comes from being presented with so much delicious fried chicken and burbon, I return to the Mustache Mainframe® to see what kind of drama and entertainment you aspiring SF assassins have in store the ol' Mustache. Fingers still greasy from fried goodness, I tapped the keys to find only two measly kills, but wait... DRAMA INDEED?


Two of your best assassins from this here round, will soon be seeing each other from the corners of their eyes. One target, one prey.


Eager to see how this shakes out.


Also, don't forget this Sunday, at Laszlo's (2526 Mission St), is DRINKS FOR THE DEAD.

Come drink with your fellow dead players, and heck maybe even get laid.

Drinks for the Dead

In today's update:

Full story after the jump

Your daily kill stories

Night Thrasher (5) dickens the The Dude (0)

A Tale of Two Dudes.

It was the best of kills, it was the worst of kills. Two Dudes in two days. Less than 24 hours after whacking Lebowski, I, NightThrasher, popped 'The Dude'. It was a sublimely easy kill. After staking out his work yesterday, I watched my quarry board the N Judah. Alas there was not sufficient space-time to pull my piece and mount an attack. Positioning myself, this a.m., between said conveyance and my prey's abode, the fickle fingers of fate dealt The Thrasher a Royal Flush. Nanoseconds after my arrival my mark appeared. Like the dodo, unaccustomed to natural predators, 'The Dudo' left himself open to strike.


And verily, NightThrasher didst imbue the Dickens out of him.



Agent Zeno (4) chowed down on Wolf Bait (0)

You set 'em up, I wet 'em down.



Within 15 minutes of arriving at Target's lovely JP Morgan-financed Presidio home, I was eagerly greeted by none other than he himself standing backlit behing an opening garage door. I greet him by name and his game is up with one shot to the face.



I wish there were more to the story, but that's really all there is.



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