StreetWars
Chicago 2007

Hallowed Be Thy Death

- Posted by Supreme Commander at 07:50 AM

Supreme Commander
Total Kill Count: 15
Current Kill Leader: Dos Lobos (3)

Usually this is the day I get all ominous and threatening on you, warning you about how if you are lazy, have pissed me off or if I just don't like the cut of your jib, I will unleash the Rogue Assassins on you come Monday. I go on for quite a bit about this, listing all the reasons why I might send them after you and so on...frankly, it's kinda boring...in the past I have made reference to having my assassins "space dock" you, "stomping you a new colon", "peeing on" you and "opening the fucking heavens and raining wet death on" you, among others.

Not so this day.

Christmas comes early this year...there's no time to foreshadow the deathiness that is about to descend on Chicago.

Agent White Noise, one of the elite players from San Francisco is arriving in Chicago tonight...and he's going to be paying some of you a visit.

Just in case you were wondering, he's not coming over to bring you cookies or give you handjobs or finger-pop you, no, he is looking to kill you (or, possibly, to ask you questions about strip clubs).

Enjoy.

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