London Bourne 2007
Bedtime Stories
August 13, 2007 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 5:34 PM
Kills Thus Far: 4
Current Kill Leader: Too Early To Tell
Assassins...it is a pleasure to see that the deluge of death has begin with such fervor...well...with some fervor...four kills on the first day, though a decent start is nothing to brag about...
I hope that this low kill count is merely because you are out there with some convoluted Machiavellian plans to take down your targets and not because you are lazy and unskilled.
Those of you that have killed this far, I trust you have enjoyed the experience and it has wet your appetite for more...I only hope that with more wettings come more stories. Although I despise reading, as it is work for my eyes (and work is, as you should well know, for the poor), I love being read to...so I hope that you give me gifts of stories to be read to me as I pass out slowly from drunkenness and sexual exhaustion.
I look forward to what this day brings...
As for the previous day, here is your update on the game...I will give you an update on the hunt for Monarch a bit later...
K786 (1) crushed the hopes and dreams (and windmills) of Don Quijote (0)
Shwaarmi (1) must have some next level ninjitsu training in the deadly aquatic arts as he dampened the life out of NinjaL (0)
Silent Assassin (1) made The Oncoming Storm (0) slightly less threatening by killing Agent Drew
The Water killed Azyure of Team Avengers (0)
Stories follow...
NinjaL is dead from a textbook assassination. At exactly 0855 he opened his door, wearing his vest and pants, and was handed a clipboard full off baffling information and asked to sign at the bottom for a package. He looked at the envelope I had in my hand and ,as he glanced back to the baffling medical form, I withdrew my weapon of choice from the envelope and blasted him in the chest as the big man NinjaL yelped like a little girl " awooo not the water".
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Greetings Commanders,I trust this is a secure way of reporting the untimely death of the
team leader of Team Avengers.Azyure is no more, her partner was last seen running from
the scene, before the lovely lady was wasted. I have her card, but
due to his hasty departure from the scene, that is it.They thought living behind a locked gate would help them, but sadly
they have some very trusting neighbours who let me in. They hid
behind a car, BUT the coward was spotted and a kill quickly happened.I'll admit I felt bad killing unarmed and unprepared assassins on the
first morning of the competition, but, it passed (round about 10secs
later I think).Next target please.
Heil Supreme Commander.. meeting you yesterday (and the sexy Mustache Commander..) was the highlight of my fearful life..I had the first shot at the target this morn..chase and all until he got to a safe zone..Unfortunately I picked a partner in crime pretty useless.. I should ice his slow arse and be one assassin band..Anyway..I now have more weapons and some adrenalin running..Ill keep you posted..
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