London Bourne 2007

Suckers Delenda Est

August 22, 2007 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 2:47 AM

Total Kill Count: 55

Current Kill Leader: Fear Faktor Five (5)

Apparently some of you are better victims than you are killers but, the world is divided into the wet and the dry and both roles must be filled...and I must say you have (almost - and I'll get to that in a minute) all done a fine job in your respective roles during my abscence.

I have been in the deserts and Medinas of Morrocco hunting and catching midgits, small children and monkeys and organizing no holds barred death matches between them for my personal amusement - this is what I like to call a vacation.

Let me tell you though, catching midgits is a fucking bitch.

The little fuckers are fast and when angered can have the strength of 2 fullgrown Silverback Gorillas - this makes for quite the challenge (and quite the show, I might add) when fighting children. Should you ever have the opportunity to view such fine entertainment, it may interest you to know that you need at least 4 seven year olds, armed with pointy sticks to even stand a chance against a midgit.

Bet your money accordingly.

Midgit fights aside, you are probably wondering about the tournament you are currently involved in...well, I have news...

The assassins that have been lazy, ones that are not even worthy of the title "assassin", as they have not assed any sin nor even do they have an attempt under their belts are currently being "taken care of" - if you fall in this category you have been contacted and you know what's going down and how said going down is going down.

The rest of you continue hunting, if you happen to have the misfortune of hunting one of the aforementioned no skill having fools, you will be given a new target.

Now, here comes the fun part...

This is why my vacation has been cut short -

As of tomorrow, all you you still living and wetting have one more thing to worry about:

The League of Rogue Assassins

Indeed, the Shadow Government's personal cadre of assassins has literally been foaming at the mouth to be released upon you...and I have finally granted them that request.

As of about now, none of you are safe - team player, team leader, solo assassin, the League sees you all in the same light - as potential victims.

As I am kind, for the remainder of the week they have orders to concentrate their efforts on team members that are not the kill leader, though if you have pissed me or one of the Shadow Government members off, rest well knowing that they are also taking on personal grudge missions this week as well.

Good luck surviving suckers.

Supreme.

FFF (5) lives up to his name (and dusts all you fools in the getting killy department) by releasing all over Shadow (0)

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