London Bourne 2007
London Sudden Death: Mission ONE
September 4, 2007 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 10:04 AM
[Paris players, check the blog below for kill stories and updates]

Drunk. Yes.
And ready to make many babies with your women. Now we go drink in this "Soho" area of town.
We shall be out and drinking with awesome sexiness in our pants.
Remaining assassins, this is your first and ridiculously easy clue to find us (as I have no respect for your obvious lack of skills at not being harassed yet for two fucking days). Beware as my mustache is particularly potent today after romancing the french, and it might impregnate you by mere proximity.
Wet you soon.
Comments
You know what I'm still laughing outloud by myself about tonight.
You guys are the best!!
Posted by: Rocha at September 4, 2007 6:03 PM
Many of my old comrades fell tonight.
Its a sad day for assassins.
On a brighter note all the rouges that came close to catching up with me, you all need to go down the gym
if you want to catch me.
Still Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
And tomorrow I will be more prepared for all your Bodyguards Supreme!
Sensai (One of very few)
Shed Squad
Posted by: Shed Squad at September 4, 2007 6:07 PM
Ps. be careful guys I got stopped by the police three times tonight.
So me thinks a little more discretion is needed for tomorrow.
Posted by: Shed Squad at September 4, 2007 6:10 PM
me too, but for riding on the wrong side of the road with no lights.
Posted by: Rocha at September 4, 2007 6:25 PM
Rocha. You slipped up tonight and got wet. Lucky for you some voodoo shit kept you alive, you've got another chance.
I'll give you this tip for free, if you see me- shoot me- otherwise I will kill you and steal your bike, again.
Posted by: Alex Blue at September 4, 2007 7:00 PM
I'm gonna give you a blue rinse you rotten tea leaf.
Voodoo magic man
Posted by: Rocha at September 4, 2007 8:02 PM
My little piece....
WHY.......
My team shot 7 mother f$c^%rs and I don't know why...
I guess we just wanna see something die...
You see, I bought this gun for a few rock...just to get even, So I thought? with those shit eating cops.
my only plan was money in my hand..
I wore carheartt, next, and addidas I was the coolest mother F£c^%r in south east NC (new cross, London).
School what the F%£k, that was a thing of the past, School and all that paid s$it can kiss my ass.
As we filled up our pistol a year later rattat-tat tat, that was that, 7 of 160 mother F(c)kers had that
As I sit here I wondering....
WE SHOT 7 mother lovers AND WE DON'T KNOW WHY.......................................
..............................
Posted by: ShedMan at September 4, 2007 9:39 PM
Shedman. Less of the tabasco next time please.
Posted by: LRA at September 5, 2007 1:23 AM
Sensai you're damn lucky I was running in heavy boots. You're also damn lucky that mercy makes me slow to shoot when I'm not certain the mark is not an innocent civilian. Stay lucky!
Posted by: LRA at September 5, 2007 1:53 AM
Shed Squad... you're bleeting about 7? And there were 5 of you... whereas at least FFF was solo and did 10. So you can eat his shorts.
Posted by: LRA at September 5, 2007 2:25 AM
I doff my hat to FFF, 10!
You should get one of those old school fold out wallets for the cards!
Posted by: Rocha at September 5, 2007 2:34 AM
FFF i knew him... oh i saw him... oh i shot him! after giving him a lighter that he requested from me outside a bar aswell! and seeing the victims face as you shoot them is soooo much more satisfying than shooting them in the back of the head!
yesterday was a good time everything was going so well but after many a drink in many a bar judgement was slightly impaired and brain ceased to function, i let my guard down for one minute... big mistake! the newly appointed rogue assassin FFF had set me up BIG time and he had his watery revenge. toche!
Posted by: *SHED* BigFoot at September 5, 2007 3:44 AM
Actually we have 8, Deecoy, used himself as bait yesterday and suffered the consequences! Hats off to FFF, we know talent when we see it.
Posted by: 5star at September 5, 2007 4:33 AM
Well we probably had a much better time. ha lol
Its a game Your supposed to play with other people.
Stop moaning cos your out of the game, some of you didn't even get a kill.
If it bothers you that much get some friends then maybe you can make a squad, and sign up next year.
You'll have much more fun especially if you get as drunk as us.
Peace
(UNTIL NEXT YEAR)
Posted by: Shed Squad at September 5, 2007 10:38 AM
Use your magic chimney sweeps to get him, you poofs! Chim-chimaree, chim-chimaree, chim-chim-charoo, bend over London and we'll fuck you too.
Sorted!
NYC All-Stars™
Posted by: The Murdererer at September 5, 2007 12:52 PM
Monitoring from my fucking slow ass internet connection, in the sun (there is a silver linning to every cloud). I see many of my commrades in arms have fallen.
On a more personal note my hats off to the squad. Also a great sign of respect to FFF top killing mate - much respect!
ShedMan's poems are always so inspiring!
Posted by: Profit at September 5, 2007 2:06 PM
I am appalled that the Shadow Government didn't request my advice on where to drink in Soho. I could have booked you in to places which would have induced the need for a change of underwear. Ah well :P
Where did you all end up anyhow?
Posted by: LFDLM at September 5, 2007 3:18 PM
LFDLM. Shut the fuck up, you know nothing of the skills that it takes to survive till the last 3!You are retard's, and you will stay that way, for ever. Hail Alex Blue!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: 5 star!!!!!!!!! at September 5, 2007 8:38 PM
Has anyone won yet? Is it me or are we looking at a wrap party without a wrap?!
Posted by: The Canary Killer at September 6, 2007 4:21 AM
Oooooops! I think i was a little drunk last night!
Posted by: 5star at September 6, 2007 4:22 AM
"I think i was a little drunk last night!"
I have to agree that the post was a bit left-field, given that mine was about booozing instead of trash-talking about StreetWars ;)
Feeling a little perkier yet? :P
Posted by: LFDLM at September 6, 2007 4:27 AM
TCK, there was a winner. You know him well.
Posted by: No Name at September 6, 2007 6:31 AM
We're all winners!
Posted by: LRA at September 6, 2007 7:44 AM
Except for LFDLM obviously.
Posted by: LRA at September 6, 2007 7:45 AM
did someone feed you after midnight again 5star? lol
Hope to see EVERYONE at the bash tonight
Posted by: BigFoot at September 6, 2007 7:58 AM
Salutations
Sadly, I cant make tonights Wrap party due to me having to work!
I hope you all have fun though and I assume there will be equal amounts drinking + debauchery etc...
See you at the next streetwars event..... :)
Generalissimo
Posted by: Generalissimo at September 6, 2007 8:24 AM
Yes, the booze and the fact I got so close to winning, but didn't, got the better of me. I needed a whipping boy, so I jumped on the "slag off LFDLM" bandwagon. Felt good,I must say!
Posted by: 5star at September 6, 2007 8:45 AM
Congratulations Alex!
You big freak.
Posted by: The Canary Killer at September 6, 2007 9:11 AM
Aww man Generalissimo, I was looking forward to chatting under less fraught circumstances.
See you next time.
Posted by: Rocha at September 6, 2007 9:51 AM
"so I jumped on the "slag off LFDLM" bandwagon"
It's where all the cool kids are at ;)
By the sounds of it, congrats are in order - Bravo Al, truly you are the king of Streetwars and LFDLM give honour unto you
/bows obsequiously :P
Posted by: LFDLM at September 6, 2007 10:57 AM
La Fraternite had much fun at the wrap party, but lament that we had to leave so early. We were shocked at the mass booing, but then with greatness also comes disdain :P C'est la vie, n'est pas? ;)
Wonderful to catch up with previous prey, hunters and chaps and ladies off the blog and beyond!
Sorry to not have said goodbye properly to those we met, the "leave or stay until 3am" rule fucked us up and we left in a rush ...
See you all next year and hope you're all still having much revelry and joy in our absence as I type this ;)
Posted by: LFDLM at September 6, 2007 6:03 PM
Yet again I have been unable to make it to the wrap party to shame you all with my tequila consuming skills; unparalleled since the demise of Montezuma - I suggest a quiet prayer to the flight scheduling gods that be, for sparing you all your health and your sanity. 'Twas a good year this time around, despite the unfortunate scheduling change which led a lot more dryness than there should've been...
Posted by: Wild Boar at September 6, 2007 6:44 PM
Ha Ha..........I'm still ALIVE!!!! After many attempts by Supreme, Mustache and my fellow team mates, to poison me with over priced cans of beer, I fooled them all by throwing it all up later on that night. My body seemed to reject the poison at about 8 this morning, lucky I thought of this in time otherwise I would have been dead!!!!!!!
Posted by: 5star at September 7, 2007 11:25 AM
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You know what I'm still laughing outloud by myself about tonight.
You guys are the best!!
Posted by: Rocha at September 4, 2007 6:03 PM