NYC 2008
everything must go
September 22, 2008 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 10:44 PM
DQs: do you really want other cities to know how many?!
Remaining Assassins: under 50, but this will dramatically decrease
Kill Leader: Battle Royale All-Stars (5)
The League of Rogue Assassins have already been unleashed. Many have been disqualifuckingfied again. And the only numbers we are concerned about is a higher body count from you fuckers.
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Wait wait wait. I'm confused. Globix, are you something to fuck with or not? I mean, you're telling us you ain't nothin to fuck with, but then the advertisement above says you ARE somethin to fuck with. Please clarify.
Posted by: cupcake commando at September 23, 2008 7:28 AM
Im confused about the whole 'Nuthin to Fuck Wit' slogan to begin with... Does it mean that it doesn't take much to fuck wit Globix Team Corp? Or is it some sort of reverse psychology plea to not get raped? Global Team Corp, I think we all agree that you have a cute little team chant, but i think it would be beneficial if you clarified just what it is that you mean.
Thanks a Bunch,
Posted by: Money Shot at September 23, 2008 7:52 AM
Right. And isn't "ain't nothin" a double negative? So that means they should be fucked with? Maybe we should all fuck with them. Or maybe nobody should fuck with them. Maybe one person should fuck with them and the rest of us shouldn't. Maybe everyone should fuck with them except for one person who is in charge of making bread pudding. This is hurting my brain. I'm just going to be a good consumer and do what the advertisement tells me to do.
Posted by: cupcake commando at September 23, 2008 8:25 AM
Ahem, I'll explain Cupcake... You see, it's really Wu-Tang that ain't nothin' to fuck with. By stealing their slogan, ironically, Globix asked to be fucked with. Wholesale Liquidators™ takes copyright infringement very seriously. That's why we had to ice one of 'em.
I hope that helps. If you have any further inquiries, please contact our customer service department.
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Posted by: Agent Oates at September 23, 2008 8:26 AM
you lot need to be a lot more flusterfucked quite frankly.
Posted by: london rogue at September 23, 2008 8:39 AM
So i AssUme that it twas Globix Corporation which blogged that shameful post about The Supreme. Is this a correct AssUmption?
Posted by: Agent AssUme at September 23, 2008 12:01 PM
So i AssUme that it twas Globix Corporation which blogged that shameful post about The Supreme. Is this a correct AssUmption?
Posted by: Agent AssUme at September 23, 2008 12:01 PM
So I AssUme it twas the Globix Corporation which posted the AssUmptive blog "speaking for everyone". Is this a correct AssUmption?
Posted by: Agent AssUme at September 23, 2008 12:03 PM
no ASSume globix corp did not make that heinous post regarding the supreme. i think you made it, Ass u me (and is that name a pathetic attempt at getting some pussy over the internet? or just an indication of how much of a dip shit you are?)
Posted by: medusa at September 23, 2008 12:14 PM
Awwwwwe medUsa. Looks like you'se a whore.
Posted by: Agent AssUme at September 23, 2008 12:45 PM
wow....hoe sale irritaters took out the only member of our team
Who doesn't have a personal kill.....impressive. And it only took the winner of the last new York game to do it.
Posted by: globix at September 23, 2008 12:48 PM
globix, you mean only one of you managed to get more than one kill since the game started? And most of your targets didn't even have guns? I somehow doubt you'll make it much further.
Posted by: likes to fuck with ain't nothing at September 23, 2008 1:13 PM
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Posted by: Phire at September 23, 2008 7:09 AM