Fucking Time Is About To Begin

1. The last two posts were posted under nyc 2006 instead of nyc 2008.
2. Where the fuck are my kill stories?

Supreme-

Welcome back. Now let's get this fucker started again.

Toker

Welcome back from Super Saiyan training, Supreme.

I've decided that I'm going to dedicate my first book, "To Rikers and Back", to you, for all of the inspiration and 'can-do' attitude that you gave me.

Maybe you can help me plan the big Borders blowout Book Signing event?

It's easy for cats to kill other cats, it's the dogs they have trouble with.

Shot the cat outside his work place, he tried to run but for some odd reason didn't enter the safe subway station. Got him right outside a bar that we went to afterwards to get into the right mindset for the debate.

Still high 'n dry

To Frankie the hipster slayer: FRANCES I am the one who brought rain to the rivers and water to the seas, now you have woken my waves. Soon they will crash upon you. Call me Christopher Walken. I'm also known as balls out, just ask your mother. Now be for i go on and lose your attention. Ill be sticken it to her behind the dumpsters at east 23rd st and FDR drive, across from the gas station, all day and night today in the wind and rain, then again Saturday night from 9:00 till 12:00. Dont be late, ill try to save you some.If mine or any other assassin want a turn please come. the line wont be long. Or if your the type to RSVP call her yourself 917-478-7069... Frances, your offer makes me sigh... Come out from behind the panties. their is only 3 days left for you to be a man. and still you hide behind a 10 year old pic, a house you never go to, and a job with no address and when i call ,you kick scream and cry. Whats wrong Frankie? need a hug? Ill show you how it is done. Call me Shit Talken Target Salken Mother Porken Cris Walken. I am the Aqua rat. And i challenge my assassin and any other LIVING assassin to the chance of a life time...A yacht for the living. To thous of us who have the balls. My yacht is standing by with a full bar= SAFE ZONE. On this coming Sunday at E23st. I will pull away from the dock at high noon. To the brave and dry go the spoils. Drink tickets and a view you wont soon forget. beyond the police barriers and through the BLUE double doors.NO shoos, NO shirt, NO DICE! Bring your card, your gun and your balls... ALL HAIL THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT

Sober or not here i cooome.

Excellent writing abilities Walken,
As I sit here in my home which I spend every night in, a serene feeling fills my belly. After tonight's successful slaying of one Guy Johnson, leader of the Lone Rangers, I have filled myself on homemade jumbo stuffed shells.
The offer of a boat trip sounds really appealing though. Ok, ok... You pretend you're Cuba Gooding Jr. and I'll pretend I'm totally gay for you. Whatever happens on the midday booze cruise stays in your bloodstream forever. Just kidding, I'll wear a condom when you blow me.
I've got three kills though, so I'll probably be a bit more conservative now. But hey, if I need to satiate the voices in my head telling me to kill a tranny hooker shore walking underneath a major highway overpass, I'll be sure to stop by.

Frankie, What Walken lacks in writing ability he more than compensates with cross-postings.
Walken, why stop at three threads? Post the same comment in each and every game blog post. Heck, open past games links and post there too. Your options are unlimited!

And Frankie, it seems once again you're gonna make it to sudden death due to Supreme's soft heart. Such behavior is uncharacteristic of Supreme. You must have been is first love.

Funny, I thought i burned your house down.I did however take a big shit in a box of pasta sells at one of the houses on your block.I also rubbed my nuts on an old block of parmesan. I did that to celebrate 4. your time is running out. Lets keep it simple, When n ware?

I'm ready when ever you are Cris XOXO

I
THOUGHT
that was maybe shit and not "sells" I was eating but it tasted so good I just had to keep eating it. I was powerless to stop. Ya got me. And the old rubbing the parmesan on the nuts bit. Classic, classic italian/american silent film comedy-bit. You really know your stuff man, you're killin me over here...with LAUGHTER!!!! ;0
I have to keep checking the blog to see what you write next. I should call you Africa cuz of all the priceless gems in that dank mind cavity of yours. Keep 'em coming man.
Keep them c-o-m-i-n-g. Wooooo. I just get so excited wondering what you're gonna write next....OK Frankie calm down...HAHAHAHA oh man I'm just remembering how you called me Frances in that last post. That's so much more feminine....so good...so good..Puhpuhpuhleeeeze teach me. Teach me please.
Show me how you squirt.
HAHAHAHAHA get it...squirt...like it could be water or semen; which one is it???
...I BET I KNOW!!!! Was that good? Maybe I could be your apprentice or something?!?!
Hey, we should get some beers and watch some UFC together sometime. Maybe head out to Bayside and pick up some chicks.
We should definitely chill sometime. Maybe UFC 78? Call me.

MS. Know It All (haha), you clearly did not know(haha) that Supreme Commander put my fate in the hands of my peers, and I was voted killed in a safe zone. I realize this bothers you for some reason. Bummer. I shit in something you ate and rubbed my nuts on your most prized possession. Your knowledge. Yes. I rubbed my nuts on your knowledge. (haha) Funny, I also commited arson on your abode (haha)

Stay hip ya'll.
Frankie.

NOW frankie, this is your mother talking! sometimes i wounder, what did i do wrong.
listen son, you cant hide all your life.be honest with cris.don't ignore him.WHEN and WHERE? Is all he wants to know. you always ran so fast as a little boy. give hime a work address.NOT a 15 block radius.You can do it frank.then maybe you can stop hiding from everything ells.
you look so sharp serving food.

Frank, its your Father boy. Your mother told me you are in some sort of trouble with a man named Cris.
I know I always told you to just run and hide at the first sign of danger. Find a policeman, tell a teacher. its different now boy. come out from under the covers. and just tell him, when and where.
Stop hiding behind your lies.its not fair to Cris. if you don't play by the rules then you are just cheating Son. WHEN and WHERE Frank?

Listen to your folks frank. When and where?
If you don't say something. then you have left me no other choice but to use the number. Correct me if i'm wrong.
Was it 555-555-3151
It will ring like Wall Street. Just remember you have done this to yourself. Cheaters never win. don't worry if you need money you can always shine my shoos. Your time is running out number 5 When and where? I await your answer, don't be late.

Wow. Something's gotta be done about this blog. I haven't seen this much scathing commentary since my days in the GNN chatrooms. LOL.

Ugh.

Fuck yea the blog is heading in the right direction... and since we're at it... Where the fuck are YOU War North? You live way the fuck up on 122nd St (and im not talking the Columbia area), your ass is NEVER at work when I call or "stop on the wrong floor by mistake", you never fucking return my texts or emails, and you never return my creepy phone calls. I spent pretty much the last 48 hours on your ass and i dont think you are even around. Its getting down to the wire and i'll be damned if your ass is going to get one over on me. whatta you say we have a quick meeting before D4D? Name the place.

I think we are flattered.

It's a pleasure to be double killed by Stevens and Oates' chicken sandwich. For those of you still lucky to be alive, the numbers are against you and the great Hammer of Supreme and Mustache's bloodthirsty rogues is about to come down on you like a girl protecting her hymen with a swift blowjob on prom night...

Hmmm, what will Team Black Death do to fill the time between now and the end of the game?

Whoring? Drinking? Smoking? Masturbating to the image of Agent Olivia trying to claw her way out of Buffalo Bill's pit?

Only time will tell.

-Blackness & Agentile
Team Black Death

There is only one Hammer in this game and Supreme and Mustache don't have hold of it. Quite the opposite really, as the Hammer will smash the shadow government next week.

It's Saturday and I'm stuck in the back of our gigantic warehouse doing inventory. Fear not though! There is still plenty of savings coming your way!!

As far as naming a time and a place..this isn't the wild west kids, so if that's your game why don't y'all go fuck each other in Texas. Before you do that don't forget to visit our shoe department for a rootin' tootin' sale on cowboy boots.

unparalleled beauty
unbeatable performance
Wholesale Liquidators
Merchants of Death

It's been almost 3 weeks, and still my lame ass assassin has made NO attempts.... Everyday I scan and am on the lookout and everyday I'm left disappointed.... I hope the Rogues go out and destroy the lames and get my info to someone that will make it worth my entry fee....

And before any of you that post up on here regularly say something off the wall, I have 4 kills and looking for # 5 this weekend.... I'm swift, proficient, and cold as well, ICE of course.......

SG, how about a couple of check-ins for the remaining assassin's so we can weed out the fuck tards the don't do crap???

To the guy that's content with only having 3 kills and just skating by into sudden death, you should just shoot yourself and stop wasting time....

The ice_man cometh.......

Im going to rape you War North.

I like check ins.

When: high noon
Where: Fresh Kills Landfill
Why: your game is garbage if you need to beg for me to hand myself over
How: are you an assassin again? Oh yeah you paid money to be one so that means you are one. A good one.
Who: Mr. Acuity

To my would be killers,
I feel pity for your efforts, so I figured I'll give you a heads up. I'll be at work today from 3 p.m until around 10 p.m. Good luck.

It was fun running into Mr. Know It All and the team of assasins who had me dead but just couldn't pull the trigger. Good thing I was on my bike for a quick get away. I'm heading out tomorrow for the 4:00 games so maybe I'll see you again.

It was fun running into Mr. Know It All and the team of assasins who had me dead but just couldn't pull the trigger. Good thing I was on my bike for a quick get away. I'm heading out tomorrow for the 4:00 games so maybe I'll see you again.

A lot of you like to talk shit....lets see who really has the balls.

Which of you living assassins has the guts to show up at Bushwick tomorrow? Im pretty sure I know who will and who won't show.

Time to put up punks.

It was fun running into Mr. Know It All and the team of assasins who had me dead but just couldn't pull the trigger. Good thing I was on my bike for a quick get away. I'm heading out tomorrow for the 4:00 games so maybe I'll see you again.

I hope this coming DFTD is better than last week. I got there last week and it was pretty much empty. I hung around having drinks for about 4 hours hoping someone would show, but alas I was left in disappointment.

No Apollo, there were actually a lot of agents in the last DFTD. We just didn't want to hang out with you.

Damn shaulin master, that's pretty catty. Is everything alright, do you need a hug? It's alright let the pain out. I'll buy you a drink tomorrow, you'll feel better.

The NY Times has a story about the game,
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/27/nyregion/27wars.html

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/26/trust-no-one-and-live-to-kill-again

#6 is down, mikey FX can go back to being unemployed or whatever, shot him today at 12:45pm in his stairwell.

That's what you get for talkin to the media.

High and dry on a sunday afternoon...

I was wondering when Mr. Deane was was going to meet his watery assassination.

Mikey FX, does it feel good to be used by the press?

For all that missed the ride on the yacht with Cris Walken offered (thats ALL OF YOU FUCKERS), it was a blast, cold alcohol, great views of lady liberty, good stories of kills passed and again cold alcohol.....

See you fuckers that have the balls to come out at drinks for the dead.....

I also ran into some Rogues today, I won't name them as that would blow there cover, but none the less, it was fun.....

Last but not least, having your friends tell your assassin that they are going to call the cops on them is NOT COOL AND IS ACTUALLY A LOT OF BULLSHIT, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I STICK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD......

See you fuckers that make it in sudden death!!!

Glad you enjoyed yourself Ice_Man1898. It was a pleasure having you on board. It's nice to know that there are still some assassins out there with more than just an empty space where their balls should be.

It's the Curse. you talk to the media about street wars and you die. it happens once a game.

Well iceman, I truely apologize if you are not my assassin for shooting your ass. But if you are....... You're neutalized for 24 hours motherfucker.
After tonights mad dash I bet a few of you are out to smoke Midnight Toker. I'm open game.

24 hours Supreme. From the moment I confirm target. If I get DQ'd for chasing a dead man for a week; consider all your asses lucky.

I'm Awesome

Uh,

To Toker, as I told you and EVERYONE else inside, I'm after that OTHER guy, but for some reason you think I'm after you, have fun with it, if I was after you, you'd probably be dead........

It was nice meeting all of you today, first a boat ride with cris walken, then hunting my guy for 5 hours, then off to drinks for the dead....

Supreme, I'll think of something and get back to you, lol..... Stevens we'll talk somemore next weekend at the final party.... Olivia, think about what I said and except the friend request, lol..... Agent Orange, way to stay active and on top of your game, 6 kills and counting, I've got some work to do......

To the rest of your fuckers, sudden death is almost here, and like I told Olivia, I'm not cocky, I'm confident and I leave arrogant for the assholes out there.......

the ice_man cometh.......

Still waiting........... Awesome_cometh

hebrew hammer,
missed you at d4td. i had brought some brisket for you. shana tova.
xo

I am back on a brief stay from Mt Fuji. Ready for next weekend's PARTY. Supreme, you ought to know I went back to My Fuji to kill my old master. He was a sissy, unable to train me properly in the art of street Wars. Happily, I have found a replacement. She's bow-legged, toothless HOOKER midget assassin. The perfect hight! Next tournament I will be ready. And as you know I'm already prepared to drink, from all that stoop drinking I did three weeks ago, which by the way, got me KILLED! FAK!