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- Posted by Supreme Commander at 9:33 PM

Supreme Commander

What is wrong with you cockbags?

This is war, not a fucking convention. You think I'm going to just waltz into a bar while there's a bunch of you dickeaters just chilling at the bar, in plain view?

Make an effort for christsake! I'm not saying you have to dress like a garbage pile or anything but, don't expect me to just give myself to you like a $5 whore.

Historically, my death has always been exciting - car chases, treachery, stealth - all deliciously sexy things that have led to my demise. Not once have I been killed by some punk that had no imagination and was chilling in plain sight.

...and I'm not about to start now.

In short, it takes skills to kill me.

Fools must pay for their foolishness...and if you are dumb enough to walk into a safe zone, knowing full well I will have bodyguards with me...well...you deserve what's coming to you.

I'll post more about my whereabouts and my shrinking safe zones in the morning.

Until then...

Rest in Peace.

<3
Supreme

Comments

To show I am a kind hearted, iron fisted man, I will give you some advice...assuming you check this while you morons are still in the bar.

There may be rogue assassins you have never seen sitting mere feet from you.

Trust no one and be careful.

Posted by: Supreme Commander at September 30, 2008 10:00 PM

haha. I smell dead rats.

Posted by: Frankie the Hipster Slater at September 30, 2008 11:42 PM

Orange is dead, upon Eevil Bitch's request.
You are still the best, Orange, hope you get the golden gun.


Died chicken

Posted by: a rogue at October 1, 2008 1:09 AM

Orange is dead, upon Eevil Bitch's request.
You are still the best, Orange, hope you get the golden gun.


Died chicken

Posted by: a rogue at October 1, 2008 1:10 AM

is he now really? commenting it twice proves nothing.


if you really are drinking freshly squeezed orange juice for breakfast... report all official and treacherous reports of demise to kissmyass@streetwars.net

died chicken. yah, zat is funny.

Posted by: rogue too at October 1, 2008 4:33 AM

crazy midget - next time I'll see you I'll beat you like a farm animal.
Oh, and be a dear and make a copy of the photos for me.

As expected, I'm in midget hell...

xoxo

Posted by: Agent Orange at October 1, 2008 5:52 AM

eevilmidget. crazy bitch. in that order. get the name right. jeeeez.

orange, serves you right for paying a mere cheap $3 for me to sit on yer kraut lap. and I thought there was a 20% gratuity in this country.

tee hee hee. I hope the £1.50 was worth the trip to the deadlands.

Posted by: eevilmidget at October 1, 2008 6:08 AM

Damn Orange, I knew it was a trap..... (Read the blog from my cell phone, thanks Supreme, but I had that guy made for a while.....)

Stevens, Oates, Max, and Evil shorty from london town, nice seeing you all there, but you have to do better then that to catch me.......

Sucks that Supreme didn't feel up to the challenge, boo hoo......... I'll chalk it up as you just didn't want to get wet (from the rain), LMAO......

Posted by: ice_man1898 at October 1, 2008 8:06 AM

You enjoyed the kraut lap, stop denying it.

Gotta go back to nursing my hangover, need more fruit salad with midgetsauce.

Never been higher, have been drier...

Posted by: Agent Orange at October 1, 2008 8:16 AM

Another day....who's next?

Posted by: Stevens at October 1, 2008 9:14 AM

Stevens, if the commander will show up, I'll be there..... No need to be chicken-shits about this, I mean after all it's only water......

Posted by: Ice_man1898 at October 1, 2008 9:57 AM

Word on the street is that Orange was offed by his best friend.

Wow, that's cold.

Posted by: Blackness at October 1, 2008 10:16 AM

Ok, time and place please and thank you......

Posted by: ice_man1898 at October 1, 2008 11:03 AM

Way to fail orange. Now how is the pizza kid going to kill you

Posted by: Phire at October 1, 2008 1:08 PM

Cold as ice, and yet so sweet (and with a lovely chest).

Not sorry for the pizza kid, just sorry for having disappointed you.

That said, she had the keys to my house, knew the weak spot, had plenty of support and showed a suprising amount of determination. I'm not saying she deserved the kill but it makes me hate her a little bit less. Got to move and change the locks before next June...

Posted by: Agent Orange at October 1, 2008 1:16 PM

I guess she could have said no..but as assassins we don't have the luxury of deciding who we want to kill.

Posted by: Stevens at October 1, 2008 1:42 PM

I guess she could have said no..but as assassins we don't have the luxury of deciding who we want to kill.

Posted by: Stevens at October 1, 2008 1:42 PM

Well, why don't we all just meet up somewhere and end this tonight??? Me, Orange, and Flipdog where the only live assassins to show up last night and all for nothing..... The pansy ass allstars are NEVER at work (except Mr. Jones, sorry I missed you yesterday....) I'm ready to get this over with, I just want one chance, live or die, I tried, unlike some of the rest of you fucks!!!!

Posted by: ice_man1898 at October 1, 2008 2:18 PM

ice_man69 - why don't you stop PMSing and go after your targets? Heard there are plenty of 'em.

Besides, we didn't exactly do great last night, if I may remind you. You face-planted on the sidewalk in LIC and had your *little* brother rescue you, FlipDog got neutralized outside LIC bar and I'm dead.

A little less conversation, a litle more action...

Posted by: Agent Orange at October 1, 2008 2:35 PM

Lack of kills aside, I did enjoy the magic hat #9s on tap from our Russian Bartender.

Posted by: FlipDog at October 1, 2008 2:52 PM

More assassins were there but they did not show up... lurked in the shadows, waited for an opportunity that never came.

Posted by: invisible at October 1, 2008 2:54 PM

It was also hilarious to watch the rogue masterplan's spectacular failure as mayor McChees' gun misfired on a running scared iceman.

Orange: sorry I wasn't the one who got to peel you, I wish our little shootout had a clearer winner...looking forward to seeing you at the bar very soon.

Frances: where oh where has our little hipster hater gone? A guy may start to take it personally being ignored so much. Or are you targeting my little sister?, when she neutralizes you give me a shout and I'll come take care of her for you...

FlipDog loves FlipChicken

Posted by: FlipDog at October 1, 2008 3:00 PM

Invisable....blame your impatient brothers for Supremes hasty retreat. I know who you are invisable, and I know you were there.

Posted by: Stevens at October 1, 2008 3:06 PM

I thought she was slovakian or something like that. Eastern euro chick basically, Blackness would have been all over her.

off for dinner, fried chicken with orange sauce.

Posted by: Agent Orange at October 1, 2008 3:07 PM

Run for your lives, Agentile is back from a special assignment under deep cover and the killing is about to commence.

Posted by: Blackness at October 1, 2008 5:04 PM

The Supreme Commander is wet.

Posted by: Mr Know It All at October 1, 2008 5:52 PM

Can anyone confirm this?

Posted by: Curious at October 1, 2008 6:17 PM

Whaaaaaa!?

Posted by: Drywall at October 1, 2008 6:32 PM

When? Is this true?

Posted by: agent apollo at October 1, 2008 6:35 PM

Where and how???

Also, how do you all know where the commander lived at? That info was never given out.....

Posted by: ice_man1898 at October 1, 2008 6:39 PM

I think Mr. KIA is just messing with us

Posted by: Agent Orange at October 1, 2008 6:45 PM

I'll wait for an official word on that, Mr KIA.
As for supreme's home, his powers are so great that his house was removed from google maps satellite view,
http://img523.imageshack.us/my.php?image=supremehomevs4.jpg

Posted by: Hebrew Hammer at October 1, 2008 6:55 PM

Yes, the Supreme Commander could be wet...It is raining...


Posted by: Parsifallen at October 1, 2008 8:05 PM

I just farted on my own balls.

Posted by: Child Actor at October 1, 2008 8:21 PM

WTF.....

Whatever happened to the

"I'll post more about my whereabouts and my shrinking safe zones in the morning.

Until then...

Rest in Peace.

<3
Supreme"?????


No update or anything today, that SUCKED big time......

Posted by: ice_man1898 at October 1, 2008 8:25 PM

It's kinda difficult sending updates from the grave.

Posted by: Mr Know It All at October 1, 2008 8:32 PM

supreme was at a wedding tonight....
Tomorrow it's on like donkey kong!

Posted by: globix at October 1, 2008 9:38 PM

Guns don't cause accidents, people cause accidents.

That said, ice_man, drive carefully!

Posted by: Agent Orange at October 2, 2008 9:50 AM

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