NYC 2008
StreetWars Awards Party - Sunday Oct 5th @ Le Royal
September 25, 2008 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 10:49 PM

Why hello there Assassins dead and alive, time to get out your prettiest panties for next week's StreetWars Awards/Wrap Party.
Features include:
- No bullshit cover charge. We are rich enough, thank you.
- The full original kill circle revealed, with photos!
- Awards ceremony
- Meet your fellow assassins
- An awesome DJ, guaranteed to make the girls freak
- Your chance to admire/make-out with the Commanders.
- Strong chances of unwanted pregnancies, STD's or at least a heck of a handjob.
We encourage:
- Bring your friends. Everyone, player or non-player, is welcomed
- Costumes are good. Sexy costumes are better. Sexy costumes involving mustaches or gold, double betterer.
- Getting hella wasted.
- You might want to call in sick on Monday... just saying...
Comments
Will these be coming to any other cities? If so, what could I do to help organize it?
Thank you, Raymond
Posted by: Raymond at November 16, 2008 6:12 PM
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