StreetWars
NYC 2008

Reminder: StreetWars Awards Party this Sunday!

- Posted by Mustache Commander at 12:25 PM

Mustache Commander Seriously, it is going to be retarded fun. Meet all the trash talking motherfuckers in the flesh. Drink, make out, make up, and oh, please DO NOT BRING LOADED WEAPONS in the club. Mr Terry C., the lovely gentleman hosting us at Le Royale would enjoy his club not fucked up. Thanks. And please to see everyone there. And don't be shy about bringing friends, especially if they are loose of morals, and hot.

StreetWars Awards/Wrap Party
Le Royale 21 7th Avenue South (2 blocks above W Houston St) google map
SUNDAY NIGHT, Oct 5th
8:00pm 'till late
No cover charge


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Like a modern day Greek tragedy FlipDog Kills his little sister and ex teammate, the elusive Mistress Medusa Martin!

Kill Code: Oshsxeguuvn817i6

Once teams were disbanded, Medusa and I ended contact, a few cryptic texts and phone calls, but no indication of each others whereabouts. However, being family we share the same assassin DNA and I knew she was plotting to take me out, simply because I was plotting the same...I focused my energies on eliminating the hammer as that was personal and revenge is delicious. Having rid the world of the jewish tool, and supreme being supremely elusive and heavily guarded I decided to clean out my own back yard so to speak. Besides sometimes we need to do some corporate downsizing, and of course their can be only ONE!

I knew her schedule at work, but thought that she would be most ready for an attack leaving her job, so I decided to pay her a little visit at Hunter college. I had a vague idea of her class schedule however, I know Hunter from my own degrees and I know my sister is a smoker, and every smoker at Hunter, smokes between classes. There are several obvious spots in front on 68th and lex, and then there are the tucked away spots where people smoke more than cigarettes....the roof! So class lets out and I know I have 10-15 min to find and kill Medusa before the next class starts. After confirming she is not on the street level I make my way up to the rooftop lounge and pray she is not facing the all glass entry doors. I get up there and she is no where in plain site, thats when I remember there is a little area off to the side! I enter the deck, trying to sneak over in the least visible way, I stay out of site for about halfway, which is far enough to catch a glimpse of Medusa. She is holding a smoke in one hand and the other has a finger on her trigger.....it's the assassin DNA people...you can't learn this shit!

So my dilemma is do I charge at her and hope I get her first, risking my own death, not just neutralization, if I fail; or do I slowly try to sneak up and take the point blank head shot that I really want? Its not a hard decision, I go for the head shot, I felt I owed it to her. So I start creeping up to her as fast as I can, gun outstretched and it's looking all good, I had closed a good amount of distance but was not sure I was range yet. I slowly pressed on doing my best to stay silent, but I should have realized that my sister's spider sense would kick in. Its the only way I can explain her instinctual sudden look back.

The only reason I am the one telling this story and not Medusa is that it took her a fraction of a second too long to register what was happening. Having been spotted, I started sprinting towards her and firing, she spun on her heels like a cat and did the same, but alas the element of surprise helped me defeat her. Our aim was true, I was just first.

FlipDog showing these men of will what true will is.

CEO Globix Corp

Ruling you through corporate terror.

Posted by: FlipDog at October 3, 2008 1:55 PM

I'm now a rat swimming in Hades river. Sent there by the golden gun of Supreme himself. Well played sir, it was an honor. Goodluck to the rest of the assassins still left in the realm of the living.

Posted by: Agent Apollo at October 3, 2008 7:14 PM

Nice story....of incest.

Posted by: Cletus the slack jawed yokel at October 3, 2008 7:46 PM

Respect Flipdog.

Posted by: Stevens at October 3, 2008 7:48 PM

Nice work.....

Can we get an update of how many people are left???

I can't wait to get back up there..... I laughed, I cried, and now I'm ready to kick some major ass in a major way.....

the ice_man cometh......

Posted by: ice_man1898 at October 3, 2008 8:08 PM

If you are still alive, and have the stones, you might find some rogues at LIC bar.

Posted by: Blackness at October 3, 2008 8:24 PM

If you are still alive and have stones, come to LIC bar.

Posted by: blackness at October 3, 2008 8:32 PM

don't go.

Posted by: Supreme Commander at October 3, 2008 11:05 PM

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