NYC 2009
fucknuts
June 21, 2009 - Posted by Eevil Midget at 9:29 PM
Wet/Splashed/DQ: 75
Current Kill Leaders: The River Rats (5); Agent Hunton (4), KED (4), Just 2 Sluts (4)
Real villainy is a bitch to find these days. Can you believe that people invent this kind of suckass branding??! WTF.
So, anyway, back to the daily business of getting pussies really wet...
Bobby Drake: I know you've been having blue balls checking this site for news and shit, but come on, maybe if you rack us up some body count, then maybe we can tussle.
As for kill reports, seeing as they are all about drenchings, they've still been kinda dry with the detail... you know, a little like this blog. So how about we all start passing the KY and get it on.
Comments
My Midget, long time no see!
Did the SG decide that this game is running too smoothly and decided to bring you back to cause havoc, destruction and chaos ?
Hearing you talk about KY gets me quite excited even though I personally prefer Astroglide.
I'm so dry, you should come visit NYC so we can lube things up a bit around here.
Until then, i remain with hugs and kiss,
Agent Orange
Posted by: Agent Orange at June 22, 2009 7:26 AM
I'm HONORED to be mentioned in the blog spot, lol..... As for racking up the kill count, maybe, just maybe, if my punk arse target would not stay at work til the wee hours of the night, he'd be dead and drenched, lol.....
Posted by: Bobby Drake at June 22, 2009 8:07 AM
Looks like it's going to be more of the same. Is your new time piece good for killing?
Posted by: phire at June 22, 2009 8:08 AM
I'm turning up the juice.
Hide your daughters...
Posted by: Blackness at June 22, 2009 9:48 AM
Phire, wtf are you talking about???? LMAO.... Your crazy..... Blackness, you guys should have been turned it up......
Agent Orange, I didn't miss that little quote about shutting the fuck up... I got something for you.....
Posted by: Bobby Drake at June 22, 2009 10:50 AM
Sock it to me...
Posted by: Agent Orange at June 22, 2009 11:41 AM
Moonraker 1 and 2, e-mail dancemr@gmail.com. We can have a mutually beneficial relationship.
Posted by: Dance Mr. at June 22, 2009 8:21 PM
Or come see me shaking my little tushy at the gay bar. Because I'm gay. At the fucking gay bar. Yea girl.
Posted by: Dance Mister at June 22, 2009 9:05 PM
Well, sometimes a hangover's a goodthing, case in point, me getting wasted lastnight and not bwing able to make it in to work today..... So, being the avid hunter I am, after calling in sick, and pushing over a gallon of water into my system, I get up and into the mindset of a unemployed person, and believe that my guy would leave his home between 12:30 and 4pm to start his day..... An hour plus later, around 1:40pm, I arrive at said the adode of sammy davis jr. Cute area, all buildings look the same, roofs all connected, and steps all squeek..... I try to get roof access via the only building with a broken security door, but the people on the top floor wouldn't let me up on the roof, so I decide to just wait it out and in that neighborhood I wouldn't stand out, and to my surprise, about 20 mins later, sammy sunters out looking like a million bucks, doesn't even notice that his maker is the guy sitting on the stoop next door..... He crosses the street and I cross while he can't see and bang, that's all she wrote.....
Like I said, I'm as cold as ice.....
Posted by: Bobby Drake at June 23, 2009 12:13 PM
Moonraker 1 and 2:
I have intel on your assassin(s). Which assassin(s) to look out for, what they look like, etc. Shoot me an e-mail: dancemr@gmail.com
If you're worried that I am your assassin(s), I will be able to assure you I am not.
Posted by: Dance Mr. at June 23, 2009 3:04 PM
Hiding out at work will get u no where fast people.... Don't be a pussy, its only ice water....
Posted by: Bobby Drake at June 23, 2009 3:08 PM
Oh, and by the way, staten island SUCKS major donkey kong balls, and any players from there REALLY SUCK, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Bobby Drake at June 23, 2009 3:11 PM
That's cold Bobby..I used to live there.
Posted by: Mr. Stevens at June 23, 2009 4:28 PM
Hence why you no longer SUCK.... you moved, lol.....
Posted by: Bobby Drake at June 23, 2009 5:23 PM
Moon Rakerssssssss. Jesuuusss Chrisssst. Email me already.
You go girl(s)!
Posted by: Dance Misssssssssster at June 23, 2009 7:18 PM
2 down in 3 weeks. Congrats Bobby. Seriously.
Posted by: Midnight Toker at June 23, 2009 9:52 PM
I wish u were my target toker, your ass would have ended up in fucking smoke way back in the beginning
Posted by: Bobby Drake at June 24, 2009 4:55 AM
False Bobby Boy.
Still High.
Posted by: Midnight Toker at June 24, 2009 6:30 AM
Don't you just love it when you haul ass out to Staten Island 3 days in a row and discover that your target has been in Atlanta for 3 days without informing the Shadow GVMT?
My darling Four Alarm Fire, yes, you Mangler... Let's arrange some reparations for the waste of my valuable time. Something in the city and out of the landfill paradise you call the Island of Staten.
If you're a good girl, I'll buy you some tequila after and give you a smoke post coitus.
PS. Your neighbor/room mate is a real charmer...
Posted by: Blackness at June 24, 2009 8:06 AM
I call on all assassins to help eradicate the plague that is Blackness. Email any and all info and pictures of Blackness to exposeblackness@gmail.com. Stay anonymous when sending your info by creating a new/fake email to send the info.
Posted by: Expose Blackness at June 24, 2009 1:10 PM
I call on all assassins to help eradicate the plague that is Expose Blackness. Email any and all info and pictures of Expose Blackness to exposeexposeblackness@gmail.com. Stay anonymous when sending your info by creating a new/fake email to send the info.
Posted by: Expose Expose Blackness at June 24, 2009 1:16 PM
Don't be afraid Blackness. It wont hurt a bit.
Posted by: Expose Blackness at June 24, 2009 1:24 PM
Mangler? Is that you? Finally back from out of state without reporting you were leaving?
Or... Are you the would be newbee assassin after me?
Regardless, Staten Island has beaten me down, so frankly watery death might be a sweet release at this point.
I ain't mad at ya...
To all the old friends of Blackness playing this year, help this fool, sounds like help is needed.
Or don't help and keep me around longer for shits and giggles we always have fun together and I'm sad it's nearing the end.
No worries and no hard feelings.
Posted by: Blackness at June 24, 2009 2:25 PM
Blackness, I was in ATL for two days....was back this morning. So, I will be there for your little Check-In tomorrow. Some people need handicaps...some people don't. You should be proud.
Come and find me.
xoxox
Posted by: The Mangler at June 24, 2009 4:13 PM
Blackness is Black, and he works in midtown near bryant park, and he thinks that staten island is the pits and shits end, he wears bright colored shirts and likes to eat at a spanish resturant on 46th street every wednesday and eat the roast pork..... Is that enough info for you...... Also, you SUCK, do your own research, this isn't a fucking charity.....
Posted by: Bobby Drake at June 24, 2009 4:15 PM
Mangler, shut your ass up..... And I hope blackness uses the whole entire bucket of ICE water on your ass..... MAN I tell you what, you suck just like a person from staten island.....
Posted by: Mangler's Wrangler at June 24, 2009 4:19 PM
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i haven't been in Staten Island since last October (what a coincidence).
We should all go!!!!!!!!1
Let's do a field trip on Sunday!!! We can pre-game on the ferry, get nicely drunk at Cargo Cafe and then head over to BCC. Who's in ????
High and dry,
Agent Orange
Posted by: Agent Orange at June 24, 2009 4:19 PM
...and I am not "Expose Blackness". That is one alias that I can actually not claim.
Posted by: The Mangler at June 24, 2009 4:23 PM
Ha, Hebrew Hammer knows the way to SI.
Easy up on the angst-ridden-testosterone, fellas.
Posted by: The Mangler at June 24, 2009 4:28 PM
Right, you aren't "expose blackness"
haha... And I'm not hunting you, and I didn't shoot your muscle-bound psychotic tattooed blond crew-cutted neighbor/roomate this morning (though still female sorta) and she didn't scream "NO, NO!!" like she was at a self defense seminar and nearly kick me in the balls cause she's mad she lives on Staten Island and she didn't tell me you were in Atlanta, and your partner Yellow Bear doesn't work at JP Morgan and list her cell as her work number or live over an hour from Manhattan (20 min from your place to be exact you're around 45 min from Manhattan with no traffic but generally about an hour).
I don't even want the check-in, honestly. It's punishment for you and proof you are actually back in town, not a crutch for me cause I would have killed you any day this week had you been in town and sleeping at home.
We can call off the check-in if you're afraid, I may not show anyway as I prefer hunting to shooting captive animals like yourself (regardless of how lovely your body may be).
Class it up a bit darling, take examples from fine players like the man of ice and a the gentleman orange.
The people have spoken my dear. I hope you get some good tips on me, cause you'll need em.
Mr. Drake has given you some clues out of the goodness of his heart, follow them exactly and you may have some luck.
All in good fun by the way, I'm really not pissed off, we're having fun so when this is all over I hope you aren't offended because I would happily shake hands.
xoxoxo
B-toda-lakness
Posted by: Blackness at June 24, 2009 7:26 PM
Well, they'll stone ya when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would
They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home
Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned.
High. Dry. Apple Pie.
Posted by: Midnight Toker at June 24, 2009 7:26 PM
Blackness, That is the upstairs tenant. She isn't exactly a ray of sunshine in the morning. My apologies if she wasn't lady-like.
I was hoping to meet you this morning...and was sadly disappointed.
I will be at check-in. I have no problems with my punishment....and just for the record, I was home Monday, flew out that night and was home Wednesday at noon.
I'll see you tonight though. Wear something sexy.
xoxo
Posted by: The Mangler at June 25, 2009 9:48 AM
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Oh my sweet midget. How I've missed your sensual midget hands holding my joint.
Posted by: Midnight Toker at June 22, 2009 6:57 AM