Ridin' Dirty

Good luck in your rally, Supreme.

I hope to give you something to read by 8am tomorrow.

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war.
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more.

Two down, very high, very dry.

Aqua Man words of wisdom for the day:
-Don't trust drum circle, hippie mother-fuckers.

Ok, word of advise from a past player.....

Don't hide, you signed up to play, so fucking play, quit being bitches and sniveling dunderheads......

I'm sitting here with one lone assassin drinking and having a good time.

The rest of you are sandy vaginas.

Where are your balls?

Where the fuck are all the kill stories?????

My last target never picked up his dossier - didn't even have his card when I killed him. I'm desperately itching for a new target.

Don't bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to me
Don't bogart that joint my friend
Pass it over to me

Roll another one
Just like the other one
You've been holding on to it
And I sure will like a hit

Don't keep hiding my little Greenpoint Target(s). I find you........

It's been a week, have you soaked Child Actor yet Bobby Drake?

CA is still hiding, DQ is coming for the late great Bobby Drake.....

If you are reading this CA, I just want one shot at you being home..... Been staking out your joint for a week now..... No need to be scared, all I need is one shot....

Sounds like a good time for a check in.
I'll give you punks another shot.

Man, i need a hair cut.
I have to look good for a cruise tonight.
I like the old time shops. The ones with the spining light out front.
I know of 2 on First Ave. I never go above 23st.
So, what time?Say between 3 and 4.....

Let's see if Mo Green can make it out alive this time...

Oooohhhhhh, my favorite shop used to be on First Ave but unfortunately they moved to the west side.
I need a hair cut as well so maybe i'll swing by for a bit.

See you soon,

Agent Orange

A check-in would be the shizzznit.....

And I take it that my would be assassin's have given up.... damn shame to, one of them showed a lot of promise and heart.....

Where the fuck are all of you bitch asses?

Fucking whole blog is veterans..

New blood doesn't like to talk shit?

Damn I look good!

Mo green lives...

Damn I look good!

Mo green lives...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pink Prancer -

The boys and I have been wondering where you are? Have you left your stables lately? I miss those days when you would frolic in the fields being all pink and prancery. Come out to Ponyville and play. We're looking for you.

My Little Pony

Well well well, looks like the Noobs don't like to chat it up on the blog.... Is it Wednesday yet? I wanna read up on the latest and greatest kill stories.....

@ Blackness, Glad you finally decided to post up something, no matter how meaningless it is, lol.....

@Toker, stop smoking so much, it's killing your brain cells, to the point where we no longer know what the fuck your talking about....

Blackness, i can't find my copy of "The Art of War".
Could you help a brother out and paste it here ?

Thanks a lot & Hugs and Kisses,

Agent Orange

What are you talking about Bobby Boy?

Heyheyhey, MLP- sorry we missed last night, but I thought a bow-tie would help you pick me out of the Polish. You'll have plenty more opportunity- Look for my twist, waltz or foxtrot, givin you ladies a wet spot. Pink Prancer

MLP-
Sorry we missed a chance to tango last night. I thought a bow tie would be enough to help you pick me out of the Polish. You'll get plenty opportunity- just look for my mambo, twist or foxtrot, giving you ladies a wet spot.
-Pink Prancer

Sorry Orange, last year that Art of War posting wasn't cool. I now realize this and am trying to behave.

Here is an illustration of what I did all over team funke'd up...

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Furthermore, congrats on your kills thus far, I have one myself (took out 6 players from Team Funk'ed Up in one shot) but am waiting for the new kill stories to be posted.

Bobby Drake, my "Zzzzzz" was in reference to the lack of action on the blog this year. I'll do my best to get back into it and make enemies in the process.

Kisses to all,

Blackness

Prancer -

Hasn't your Pink Prancin ass been DQ'd for no kills?

Black Stallion

A stroke of luck has befallen apon me...... Kill story to come....

What happened, Bobby ? Did you commit suicide ?

xoxo,

his fruitness

Well agent orange, I was on the verge of commiting Sepuku when I got a hold of myself and my wits, and well, here's the story for you all....

Well, after numerous failed stake outs and finally getting the best of my would be assassins, I decide to take a long lunch and stake out CA's place of work, hoping that, you know eating, was a necessity for him as it is for me...... After about an hour of waiting, and feeling dejected, I am about to leave when, low and behold, a figure comes out, looks left and right, and then takes off at a brisk pace towards the bustling crowd at the corner..... I know that he knows what I look like, and that I'll only get one chance.... I cross the street and as soon as he gets bogged down with the crowd and congestion, i get right up on him and as we both set into the street he notices me, but I shake my head and he know's it's too late, I leave him looking as if he'd just wet himself......

I'm Bobby Fucking Drake, as cold as ice, and maybe colder then that asshole Ice_man1898 from last year, if any of you know him, tell him to go fuck himself, in a nice way that is................

HOLY FUCK A KILL STORY! I'm hard.

Well done, Bobby.
Sometimes, all you need is a little bit of luck (ask Mr. Cool, he knows a thing or two about that).

Now on the #2...

Btw, would be nice to see more kill stories....

Blackness, where's your story at???? Orange, repost yours just for Shits and giggles... You to toker....

I need something to fucking read besides myself....

Black Stallion,

This was sent in last Friday, just not posted to blogland:
After being made monday morning after a sleepless night sunday, several days of fruitless stake outs. Today though, sweltering in my sportcoat rounding onto my marks block & who steps out their front door laden for battle? Mr. Pale & Mr. Blank armed to the hilt like they were going to drown an elephant. A few near misses as I crouch-crossed a rush-hour street, nearly hit from both directions by angry, confused drivers- my hyper-colored waterarm drawn. My target slows to adjust a pack & his partner rolls around to fire on me. But too late, the Gothamists drown on a hot steamy summer day.

Agent Pink Prancer

I'm still dancin'

Nice one, Stallion, makes me want to sex you.
But one question is still open: where they out to drown Indian or African elephants ? Did you have a chance to ask them ?

Eagerly awaiting your response...

The River Rats strike again. That makes four unlucky souls covered in rat droppings so far. We're coming for you number five, better start covering up the rat holes. Stay tune for more drama.

Obviously i meant Agent Pink Prancer in my last post.
Geez, i should just go home and sleep for a bit....

S'UP SONS?!?!?!? i ONly have one thing to say.. buffalo testicles.

wisde man once said, dick and balls go in mouth you faggots