NYC 2009
StreetWars NYC2009 about to begin
June 5, 2009 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 7:52 PM
Dear New York City,
Long time no see, huh? Listen, about last time... I didn't slip out so much as... um.. I had an early meeting. Anyways, I had a great time though and sorry about that rash.
Hey, so... I am back in town for the month. Come meet me for a drink this weekend, and I'll tell you what I have in mind for you this time.
Players, pick up your assignments this weekend.
You were all given specific instructions on who/what/when/where to find the Shadow Government agents to get your first assignment this weekend. If you did not receive such an email, please contact liveinfear@streetwars.net
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It was great meeting you guys tonight. We were pleased to see all the smiles on your faces...because after tonight, the only expressions we expect from any of you will be either of complete disbelief or utter despair. We expect to send youz guyz home wetter than a whore in a phoenix wedding chapel. Stay dry, ice man.
Posted by: Shogo Kawada and Kazuo Kiriyama at June 8, 2009 1:34 AM
It was great meeting you guys tonight. We were pleased to see all the smiles on your faces...because after tonight, the only expressions we expect from any of you will be either of complete disbelief or utter despair. We expect to send youz guyz home wetter than a whore in a phoenix wedding chapel. Stay dry, ice man.
Posted by: Shogo Kawada and Kazuo Kiriyama at June 8, 2009 1:34 AM
Operation "Bananas" completed. File closed 06/08/2009 9.45am.
Be proud, Supreme.
Mr. and Mrs. Wang
Posted by: The Wangs at June 8, 2009 7:41 AM
Now you kids remember to be safe.
Play fair and have lots of fun.
If anyone hears from Mr. Walken tell him the back door is unlocked. XO
Posted by: Frankie's mom at June 8, 2009 11:35 AM
This is boring, all you people suffering from "Recession-itis" need to post up whats the low-down, and get with the killing.....
Posted by: Bobby Drake at June 8, 2009 11:39 AM
It's official, this year is 200% better then last year already.... I Mr. Drake have an assassin that is really after me.... I LOVE IT..... Finally, I get to foil someone's plans continuously...... (insert evil laughter)....
And since my assassin won't tell me her name, I'll just hear about it once she's dq'd or dead, lol....
Posted by: Bobby Drake at June 8, 2009 1:10 PM
Mr. Drake, We're honored!
We share the same enthusiasm. Trust.
But what makes you so sure there's a 'she' at all. Hmmm...dwell if you must.
Until the final day, we bid you adieu.
Posted by: Sir Phobos & Sir Deimos at June 8, 2009 2:24 PM
By the way, whats the hold up, assassins? No contact established, no threatening phone calls. Should we be pissing our pants or sleeping it off? Maybe i'll eat those words. Maybe not. Prove us wrong.
Posted by: Sir Phobos & Sir Deimos at June 8, 2009 2:33 PM
My target was too scared to pick up the phone. He should be... I am right outside his apartment.
Posted by: The Jew at June 8, 2009 3:07 PM
Just went outside, Nothing yet. But we've gotta admit, moving down my hallways at tortoise like speeds, inspecting everything is fun as shite.
Posted by: Sir Phobos & Sir Demos at June 8, 2009 3:31 PM
Mr. Drake; Pack an umbrella tomorrow and consider yourself lucky the only thing wetting you will be the thunder storms.
Posted by: Sir Phobos & Sir Demos at June 8, 2009 6:42 PM
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Contact your Shadow Governement Official: liveinfear@streetwars.net
Nice, bout time the blog opened up.....
Ok, listen up fuckers, don't be scared, most of you will be out by the end of the week, after that, the rest of you fuckers are MINE!!!!
SEE YOU AT THE END SC!!!!! Try and stay dry in the mean time!!!!
First Fried Chicken Motherfuckers!!!!
Posted by: Bobby Drake at June 6, 2009 8:52 PM