NYC 2009

WRAP PARTY THIS SUNDAY!

July 6, 2009 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 9:22 PM

Meet and greet your fellow assassins. Witness and taste the ultra rib BBQ battle between Agent 32, Supreme Commander, and your new NYC 2009 StreetWars Winner.

Location:

Date:

Don't miss the highlight event of the Assassin calendar. This is where all the top assassins come to see and be seen.

Features include:

• The full original kill circle revealed, with photos!
• Awards ceremony
• Your chance to admire/make-out with the Commanders.
• A BBQ rib battle of three tried and tested grill masters.

We encourage:

• Bring thy friends. Everyone, player or non-player, is welcomed
• Costumes are good. Sexy costumes are better. Sexy costumes involving mustaches or gold, double betterer.
• Getting hella wasted.
• You might want to call in sick on Monday... just saying...

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NYC 2009

:(

July 2, 2009 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 1:05 PM

I died.

Details to follow shortly - needless to say it was multi-part and epic.

:(

Supreme

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NYC 2009

Retards and Helmets

July 1, 2009 - Posted by Mr. Peter Stevens at 12:23 PM

We had a fun time last night, no thanks to any of you still playing though.

As we left Shadow Government HQ last night we saw a retard on a bicycle. I learned he escaped from one of the local group homes on NY 1 a little while later.

He's zipping all over the street screaming about moving vehicles and licking his testicles. I'm glad he was wearing a helmet as he probably has a soft, malformed head.

It was a nice bike, though it looked a little uncomfortable to ride. It was missing a seat and all..

This morning while you weren't hunting, we enjoyed a gourmet breakfast in the Castle. It was prepared by Supreme himself, and had barely any pubic hair in it at all.

Then we escorted Supreme to work. Sans guns.

-Stevens

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