:(

Blasts, I have failed you Supreme, if I were able to stay longer perhaps I could've done something useful and took the shot.

Say it ain’t so SC! I feel dead and empty inside, I need closure.

Damn it Shamshir - how could you abandon your post so early in SD!

I guess back to the trials and tribulations of everyday life. *sigh* … will it ever be the same again?

Low and dry

We granted all who came out a warriors death last night. Where were you?

I was calling all favors and coordinating an elaborate and massive full-scale siege of drenching glory. I have shamed myself into an anticlimactic end.

SC you have left me blue-balled.

Water-gun seppuku...

hope there was plenty of sex, guns and alcohol.

Oh Toker, your father and I are so proud of you.
Great job son!
You will always be my favorite little shaved ape.

XOXO
Mom

Awwwww. Thanks mom! You always said I could do anything despite my addiction to marijuana and masturbation.

Still High. Still Dry.
Toker

To the rogues that failed Supreme,

Due to the less than satisfactory protection of Supreme this year, the River Rats will open the doors to their secret training facilities and conduct a rogue training program. Tomorrow, for one night only, there will be six barges set up along the Hudson river, swim out to any one. All guilty rogues are expected to attend, no excuses, no tardiness. Training starts at 9:20pm sharp, stand on the barge at attention and wait for further instructions.

So about that epic kill story … 5 days in the making eh? Better be min 3K characters and screenplay worthy!

Any impotent rogues killed at the river rat training facilities this weekend?