NYC 2009

Retards and Helmets

July 1, 2009 - Posted by Mr. Peter Stevens at 12:23 PM

We had a fun time last night, no thanks to any of you still playing though.

As we left Shadow Government HQ last night we saw a retard on a bicycle. I learned he escaped from one of the local group homes on NY 1 a little while later.

He's zipping all over the street screaming about moving vehicles and licking his testicles. I'm glad he was wearing a helmet as he probably has a soft, malformed head.

It was a nice bike, though it looked a little uncomfortable to ride. It was missing a seat and all..

This morning while you weren't hunting, we enjoyed a gourmet breakfast in the Castle. It was prepared by Supreme himself, and had barely any pubic hair in it at all.

Then we escorted Supreme to work. Sans guns.

-Stevens

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