Gay Paree 2007 (Cuz I'm Drunk)
The End
September 28, 2007 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 7:11 PM
230pm.
I will be visiting Jim Morrison's grave.
The best place to die is amongst the dead.
Like Highlander, there will be only one.
Gay Paree 2007 (Cuz I'm Drunk)
10:00pm tonight.
September 28, 2007 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 11:01 AM
Gay Paree 2007 (Cuz I'm Drunk)
Nuts In Your Mouth And Skulls On Your Wall
September 27, 2007 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 4:26 PM
Walking home drunk and unarmed is quite a thrill...
Some of you came very, very close and one of you (at least) positively identified my location. Alas, none of you had the skills to take me out. You suck like a cheap prostitute.
In any case, you will have another chance to take me out...in fact, at least two more chances...
If you wish to kill me tomorrow around 2:30pm, I will be amongst the dead already.
Les Gaspards.
...or for those of you that are Japanophiles Noir #5.
I will update you again should you miss me...you may have another chance at me in the evening as well.
Stop sucking so hard.
Come get me.
Supreme Commander
Shadow Government
Gay Paree 2007 (Cuz I'm Drunk)
Queen Victoria
September 27, 2007 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 10:30 AM
Your next clue my little fancies...
I shall be at Victoria Station or somewhere about that. My balls are itchy and I shall scratch it against your defeat.
Gay Paree 2007 (Cuz I'm Drunk)
Jigga please
September 26, 2007 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 11:11 PM
Really, where are you guys?
A puff and a smoke and a "damn I am disappointed with your lack of hunting skills". So much time in Paris already and I have hardly seen any of you fuckers around.
Understandably, you have never tried to locate someone of my attractiveness, skill, and Americaness. So I shall help you with a tip. By around 10:00am - 11:00am today, I shall be seeking delicious Japanese made pastries in a place that should be familiar to us all.
My mouth will be full of chocolate as I spit out curses at your lack of skills.
Gay Paree 2007 (Cuz I'm Drunk)
Team Leaders!!!!!
September 2, 2007 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 3:37 PM
A pleasure meeting and drinking with all of you...apologies for any diseases you may have caught while coming to see us...
So...yer probably wondering who the team leaders you got to kill are...
Some of you, thinking you were slick, told us who you wanted to be team leader...obviously, we did not listen to you. The Shadow Government was carefully examining surveillance videos, collected since sign-ups began, of team players. After much debate, which included a long filibuster and numerous votes of the ruling council, we have decided the following subjects will be the special target for their related teams.
This information will be valid for the entire game.
Teams, don't let yer leader and fellow members down...if the leader gets wet, the whole team is OUT.
No complaints, there's no crying in Killer.
and now...
Team Leaders:
My Burger
Vincent Houdart
Lucky Strike
Gabriel Olivier
Get Killed
Guillaume Cottet
The KU Band
Thomas Jumel
Kani
Maxime Levy
Spykids
Vincent Boi
Les Grands Dadets
Vincent Damon
Nouvelle Vogue
Elisabetta Gera
Seven
Jeff Clément
The End
Have fun killin.
Supreme Commander
Shadow Government