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August 17, 2006 - Posted by Supreme Commander at 11:23 AM

I have to thank all of you that came to Heathrow to greet me...I saw at least one of you around...and you definately saw me, although you may have not realized it...

Did you know that they do not let you take water guns on a plane? Not even in your carry-on luggage?!

I knew this.

So, knowing that I would arrive unarmed and would have to leave the airport without weapons, did you think I might be wearing a disguise?

It made me snicker seeing you eyeing passengers intently and fidgeting with your weapons...is it possible for you children to be more obvious? You're a bunch of rank amateurs, barely worthy of the title "assassin".

Well, bad/good/bad news for you tools is that now that I'm armed and dangerouser, I likely won't be rocking a disguise...unless I'm hunting you.

Yeah...I'm a bit bored and frankly disgusted by your lack of subtlety, so I think I might go hunting some of you this evening...though strip clubs are also an enticing prospect for the evening...hmmm...perhaps a tour of strip clubs...we'll see how I feel later - killy or horny...I expect horny.

Also, I'll let you know this...I'm not going to be using the internet connection at my hotel. I will be going to internet cafes to make postings. Like now for example I'm in a Starbucks at:

Covent Garden WC2 - Russell Street
10 Russell Street
London WC2B 5HZ

I'll be in the hood for another 45 minutes or so...then off to see my Agent.

Hahahahha...

All my postings will come from Starbucks. I hate their fucking coffee, it is an affront to real coffee everywhere, is over priced and tastes like burnt shit...but they do have comfortable seats and decent WiFi connections...

[not that *I* would know what burnt shit tastes like but, that is what my food taster told me when I made him compare the two]

I'll give you some more information about my movements, some players stories and more information about last night's slaughter a bit later...from another Starbucks.

Peas!

Supreme Commander
Shadow Government

Comments

Although not good enough to get the SC, I have to congratulate the team that had the balls (or lady bits) to go and scope out Heathrow, with a water gun, in this current climate!

How good would it have been to see a water fight in Arrivals. Armed Police not knowing what to do, passengers shitting themselves when someone shouts "GUN" and real terrorists blowing themselves up in the heat of the moment!

Pure Comedy!

Posted by: 5 Star at August 17, 2006 1:03 PM

Hah. I actually did manage to smuggle my water pistol in the plane when I was returning from Spain to London. Had to give security my best girly smile and fluttered my eyelashes and they fell for it.

I await further instruction oh venerable SC and MC.

Pssst. There's a Starbucks near me!

Posted by: evil m at August 17, 2006 2:16 PM

While you guys had no joy at Heathrow, the rouges were out to thin out the head count....

Only 5 players left now... ho ho ho.

Story will come soon.

Posted by: Munkiboy at August 17, 2006 2:17 PM

There are also several Starbucks up here at Canary Wharf whilst being within very reasonable distance of an array of the finest flesh clubs in the city.

Posted by: BillyS at August 17, 2006 2:19 PM

An array??! There's only Majingoes that can be classified as near Canary Wharf. Then again, you could also refer to the meatmarket bars nearby.

Currently thumb-twiddling (itching for the trigger)...

Posted by: evil m at August 17, 2006 2:24 PM

Hey Evil Midget - just how small are you? Like, if you were to hang out in a primary school, what year would I think you were in? Be honest...

Posted by: Grib me a pistol at August 17, 2006 3:04 PM

She's only small in stature, but she's big of brain, skills and courage.

Don't get her angry.

Posted by: Lady CB at August 17, 2006 3:07 PM

Angry? I'm totally not being rude. It'a a serious, sensible question. For example, a person who is 4"11' would probably be the same height as your average year 5. So which year is it?

Posted by: I want to Rob someone at August 17, 2006 3:11 PM

Seems a little hot-headed from where I'm sat. Got no targets to hit atm EM ?

Posted by: BillyS at August 17, 2006 3:11 PM

Me thinks someone is trying to get some rogues set on him.

Posted by: Do you really want to die? at August 17, 2006 3:15 PM

Oi Gribster - are you sure your name shouldn't be 'grib be a kiddie' you fiddler! The likes of you shouldn't be allowed near schools. And even if you were, you'd be in trouble as I'd have my Lilliputan army with me.

However, if you used that magnifying glass you own to view your peepee gun, then you might have a chance of finding me.

Mwahahahahaaaaaaa

haaa

ahem...

Posted by: evil m at August 17, 2006 3:16 PM

I pity the fool who derives self-esteem from mocking other people's height.

Posted by: Li'l Abacus at August 17, 2006 3:23 PM

Anyway, FFF, I hear that your flatmate called the coppers on us! Tut. We would've got you too, unless you didn't plan on getting home. I was totally ninja-esque that night...

Look forward to a face-off soon. Got my stilts ready.

Posted by: evil m at August 17, 2006 3:29 PM

Since my untimely demise, the world doesn't seem the same.

Walking around with no fear isn't for me, I miss my stalker!

Posted by: Starbuk at August 17, 2006 3:39 PM

Would've, could've, If's, but's and might have beens, seems FFF is still alive. Close but no cigar eh EM.... Need a hand?

Posted by: BillyS at August 17, 2006 4:20 PM

BillyS - Contact the SC if you want to join the party...

Posted by: Lady CB at August 17, 2006 4:21 PM

Just seemed like y'all were struggling, been keeping myself busy though, thought i'd offer if EM couldn't cope...!

Posted by: BillyS at August 17, 2006 4:44 PM

No struggling. Just plotting, planning and savouring every kill.

Posted by: Lady CB at August 17, 2006 4:48 PM

SC does seem to have got distracted along the way somewhere.

Posted by: BillyS at August 17, 2006 4:49 PM

Jeeeeez BillyS.
Not that I can't cope. Just participating in some streetwars banter! Pffft.

Posted by: evil m at August 17, 2006 4:50 PM

Jeeeeez EM.
Seemed I was doing likewise, or did y'all miss that! Pffft.

(A little over your head I guess - snigger)

Posted by: BillyS at August 17, 2006 5:00 PM

This is my first and last post on the site.

'Grib me a pistol'
'I want to Rob someone'

Whoever is trying to get me whacked needs to take a long look in the mirror and ask themselves why they are no longer in the game.

"Angry? I'm totally not being rude. It'a a serious, sensible question. For example, a person who is 4"11' would probably be the same height as your average year 5."

This is clearly written by an American and the only American I have wetted thus far is Agent MG. The same man who is going around telling people we called the police and I piss in bottles. Neither being true.

Check ya-self you loser...

Fear Faktor Five

Posted by: The Real FFF at August 17, 2006 7:08 PM

>>This is clearly written by an American and the only American I have wetted thus far is Agent MG. The same man who is going around telling people we called the police and I piss in bottles. Neither being true.<<

American's don't use the term "year 5". Our schooling system is different. (And yes, inferior to yours.)

Posted by: Li'l Abacus at August 17, 2006 11:27 PM

To prove my point, see my misuse of an apostrophe in the previous post.

Posted by: Li'l Abacus at August 17, 2006 11:28 PM

please don't tell me this blog is going to go into yet another grammer nazi yank/brit bitch slapping match. yawn...

"The same man who is going around telling people [...] I piss in bottles" -hey, you gotta do what you gotta do on a stakeout. as a lone assassin, piss was my only company during those long tedious hrs.

Posted by: sharky at August 18, 2006 12:35 AM

Pissing in a bottle was one of the aspects I left out of my kill report. but now that evryone is doing it I must admit i'm a perrier pisser!

Posted by: 5 Star at August 18, 2006 12:54 AM

am ashamed of you 5 star!!!!

Boys!!!

Posted by: lady CB at August 18, 2006 1:02 AM

>>please don't tell me this blog is going to go into yet another grammer nazi yank/brit bitch slapping match. yawn...<<

No, I was just pointing out the poor detective skrills of The Real FFF. Tut tut! Anyway, as someone much greater than myself said - Arguing on the internet is like the special olympics: Even if you win, you are still retarded.

Posted by: Li'l Abacus at August 18, 2006 4:48 AM

Maybe you should consider spending less time online and more time on the phone...trust me on this one.

Posted by: Deepthroat at August 18, 2006 7:35 AM

Errr....
Isn't it all over?
I heard SC's dead.
I guess the news will drift in once you sleepy "assassins" have woken from your full night's sleep.

Posted by: Decoy Boy at August 18, 2006 8:28 AM

SC is dead, long live SC....

A little too accurate with the mid-morning Starbucks ?

Posted by: BillyS at August 18, 2006 8:53 AM

Errr...
Nice try.
The SC is very much alive, have been guarding his body all night.
Damn I'm tired, can one of you please kill him, I need the sleep!

Posted by: no lady at August 18, 2006 10:10 AM

Surely he needs to get out for his morning coffee soon, has anyone got the front door ?

Posted by: BillyS at August 18, 2006 10:51 AM

Seems bugger all is going on atm. Are we waiting for it all to kick off this evening or something, does anyone know anything, is SC Dead or Alive, are there any assassins left?

Posted by: BillyS at August 18, 2006 1:24 PM

Spoke to the Etainassass and The Association, both are well and alive. Rob didnt pick up the phone when I call... I wanted to wet some people soon....

Posted by: Munkiboy at August 18, 2006 1:33 PM

Munkiboy - I'll be in touch.

I can confirm Rob is also alive (despite his nasty postings on this site yesterday - which he will pay for dearly).

This isn't over by a long way...

Posted by: Lady CB at August 18, 2006 1:44 PM

The SC is alive and on the rampage.

Posted by: The Bodyguard at August 18, 2006 1:46 PM

at this rate they'll be bringing pistols to the bash on sunday to get SC!

Posted by: mr anderson at August 18, 2006 4:34 PM

And what makes you think there won't be pistols on Sunday ?

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