Game Updates/Player Stories
Wanted: Team KT one down and one to go
August 7, 2006 - Posted by Mustache Commander at 7:52 PM
It is with great pride that I announce the success of one Rogue Agent BillyS, who was able to provide Agent T-Bone of Team KT (of the Wanted: Wet or Alive poster) a refreshing reprive from the heat wave, via the cool watery stream of his water pistol.
Only the lovely Agent Persian Princess is still left suffering from the summer heat. Will someone kindly send some watery relief her way?
It is with great pleasure that I announce the recent soaking of one Agent T-Bone of Team KT'. As was fitting of these pusilanimous umbrella carrying creatures, the wetting of Tony was carried out without ceremony in the heart of Soho at 17.40 this evening. Having evoked the massive wrath of the Shadow Government, the remaining team member has apparently gone into hiding (and is not at the office today). I will attempt to track this final wannabe down prior to the deadline and hope to bring you further updates later. Regards (Formerly Agent)
From: BillyS
To: Mustache Commander
Date: Aug 7, 2006 10:16 AM
Subject: Re: Insulting Heathens
Dear Mustache Commander,
Rogue BillyS
Comments
At least KT were good at shooting off their mouths.
Kudos to you Rogue Assassins! You have brought honor back to that title.
Posted by: No honor at August 7, 2006 9:35 PM
Unfortunately Spartan she does not need to hide forever, just another 2hrs until she is officially DQ'd dry.
I've just got back from scouting out her hideaway and saw no opportunity to finish off this team. I hope someone else will get a chance has managed to find her track her down....
Posted by: BillyS at August 7, 2006 10:03 PM
BillyS - What's the actual story behind the demise of Agent T-Bone?
By the by, anyone free tomorrow eve for some wettening action? (London StreetWars Veterans most welcome...)
Posted by: feelingtheanger at August 7, 2006 10:23 PM
The above was sent in by Blackberry on the way to the 2nd targets house just in case there were other rogue's planning on spending time on T-Bone tonight. Been a long day (up since 2am servicing my ever growing harem) will fill you in later...
Beware the rogues, we're out there...
Posted by: BillyS at August 7, 2006 10:32 PM
hahaha. i love this shit! i've been so absolutly swamped with work + 'real life', so i couldn't go for it on time. sleep deprivation surely doesn't help with the paranoia though.
good work BillyS.
i surely hope someone gets RK before time runs out. if it was me, i'd rather go down with a fight than a technicality.
for fuck sakes, it's a game. lets have fun with it!
Posted by: sharky at August 8, 2006 12:01 AM
I wonder, if because of the amazing efficiency of the rogues, that the 500 squid would go to us.(SYKE).
We have nearly got a man a day(SYKE) and not one of us has been killed (SYKE).
Everyone beware(SYKE,SYKE,SYKE) WE ARE COMING FOR YOU!
Signed
SUPER SYKE!
Posted by: Rogue Rule at August 8, 2006 12:17 AM
Please please PLEASE Commander, can you put that prat up as a target now.. Dear gods.. Syke Syke Syke.. And now Back on topic.
And I have to agree, I chose to be killed rather than have the indignity of struck off the list.. Such a shame I wasn't around to play Rogue Agent.. Good Work BillyS
Posted by: Myles at August 8, 2006 10:21 AM
I can give you the scoop on the kill I was there just a moment too late...I can confirm that that it was a squirt to the chest neat and efficient almost as if the target did not resist I overheard his final words. "I thought I'd let someone get me rather than die by tecnicality" PATHETIC... have some self respect, you should have been out killing. BILLY S was that you in the pin stripe suit? If we were allowed to steal kills by wiping out assassin's at collective kills I would have taken both of you out to add my own collection. Shadow commander what would the rules allow in terms of neutralising assassins at the kill point on any future open contracts? I hestitated to act last night due to being unsure on the rules of engagement.
Posted by: SILENCE at August 8, 2006 10:37 AM
Silence - We are assassins, not mad gun men, we only kill whoever assign to us. Billy is already dead, no kill can be done on him.
I would love to have you in my neat kill profile soon.
Posted by: Munkiboy at August 8, 2006 10:45 AM
man, i am a little sad that "real life" kinda cut my career short. i take my hat off to all of you assasins still at it.
in other news i ran into my old target's neighbour this morning and had a nice chat with him. it pleases me that i managed to unnerve the man so completely, even if i never got him.
Posted by: valhund at August 8, 2006 10:54 AM
SILENCE:
It's SUPREME Commander. It's Shadow Government. You must have had some luck still being dry, as I am beginning to question your intelligence.
Oh, and I warned you about your hubris.
Posted by: Rogue Agent EM at August 8, 2006 11:17 AM
Rogue Agent EM ?... Before it was just EM. Did you have to die to atain the upgrade? Perhaps you failed to make your second kill... Well whatever the reasoning you wanna be the first rogue agent soaked to the bone... it can be arranged.
Keep pushing
SILENCE
(tired, sleep deprived but still up to taking you out)
Posted by: SILENCE at August 8, 2006 11:49 AM
Sharkey - That was his opinion too, he's been disappointed so far that he'd never once seen or heard from any of his assassins as well as having problems tracking down his targets.
Silence - I would have welcomed a shoot out, I can assure you my accuracy is pretty good (as you have already mentioned), I wanted the guy squarely in the chest and that is exactly where I hit him. Why did you leave it so long to attempt the kill, what were you waiting for?? If you were on his tail too I must have passed you to complete the take down... Unlucky!!!
Posted by: BillyS at August 8, 2006 11:53 AM
I was laying in wait... not following I didn't clock that you were a killer till too late. Mabye next time on the shoot out. I figured once you had killed him it was better to get a good look at you and avoid being identified my self. Especially since the rules don't allow for stealing kills like that. Besides there are moments when an artful kill should just be appreciated. In hind sight that was one of them.
Good job.
Posted by: SILENCE at August 8, 2006 12:04 PM
I think there were a few rogues assigned to those two, I know of at least one other agent (apart from yourself) who had designs on Tony's ID.
I had hoped to get the complete set with a trip to Lewisham last night but wasn't to be. Hopefully she will recognise the error of her ways and recount her good fortune to others as a means of avoiding such action in the future!!!
Posted by: BillyS at August 8, 2006 12:30 PM
Well, I guess that's it for Team Immersion.
We go out of the game dry and defiant but without the second kill we needed. Our tactics, hanging around on street corners wearing black and ooking suspicious, only got us far enough to get through week one with a glorius wetting of an unsuspecting sucka. Unfortunately a skillful, wary and observant set of targets in week 2 have eluded us.
Well that and it was a _very_ drunken weekend; the hunting time allocation suffered somewhat.
My only disappointment is that Agent Deluge and I had not laid eyes on a single punk sent to come and take us down. Not a whisper, not a slosh as a hidden 'soaker is readjusted for battle, not a rustle in the (ample) undergrowth around our home. I hope there was chaos behind us as those assigned to take us out were consantly taken out themselves. I hope this because otherwise they were some lame ass bitches!
So tell me, anyone that's played before, how long does it take until you stop staring down people on the street and being suspicious of everyone around you?
If I'm wrong about the disqualification then I'd be pleased to be corrected, but as of now I have stopped carrying my weaponry and am trying to fit back into civillian life. A sleeper until called upon once more to take up arms...
Posted by: Agent Downpour at August 8, 2006 12:37 PM
Downpour,
I survived until the end of the L.A. game, so I'm not sure how long your paranoia will last with the game still going on. However, it took me about two weeks after Supreme's death before I didn't feel naked without a gun on my hip.
Also, the intense commraderie felt between fellow assassins that leads to excessive drinking and random shagging lasts for about a month, so get it while the getting is good.
Posted by: Exu at August 8, 2006 4:57 PM
Exu,
That camaraderie sounds great. I have yet to meet any fellow assassins unfortunately. Apart from my (male) teammate and our one (male) kill. I shall be shagging neither of them thankyou!
Posted by: Agent Downpour at August 8, 2006 5:02 PM
Downpour,
Pity that. Streetwars offered me all kinds of clothing optional fun.
Here are a couple of suggestions. During the game here, Mustache organized a couple of "Drinks for the Dead" nights. I never attended (I was still alive) but I heard everyone had a grand time. Pick a centrally located pub, post an invitation here on the blog, and get to know some of your fellow dead people.
Also, when the time comes, try to get yourself on Supreme's bodyguard. I know that they had a hell of a lot more fun drinking with Supreme the last few days than I did hanging out in dark corners trying to shoot him.
Posted by: Exu at August 8, 2006 10:57 PM
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Most wanted target update: The lovely Agent Persian Princess pulled a "sicky" today. However she cannot hide forever.
Posted by: Spartan THX1138 at August 7, 2006 9:26 PM